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Troll on Fire is the best meme ever.

Troll on Fire is terrible, FORE is much better.

I'm still waiting for my dragons!

[Tarran]

Try to find where all the action is at.

[HighEndNoob]

Kick the goblin in the chest

[Krath]

Head back into my room, grab one of the Goblin's weapons, and try to find my goddarn steel equipment! It's just not the same without them.

[SeriousConcentrate]

Continue attacking the cook. Obviously he's ally of the goblins so it's time to turn him into wormfood.

[quip]

I'll pick up some copper armour and a Halberd. Then go off hoping to find some adventurers to annoy help.

[FuzzyZergling]

KaguroDraven:
You kick at the human, [6-1] landing a hit to his "low hanging fruit".
Cook looks sick.
MetalSlimeHunt:
Finding the closet rather uninteresting, you head back to the main hallway.
There are sounds of fighting from nearer The Room of Setting Fire to Trolls, and you find your way to some sort of kitchen.
Inside you see Rikishak, Kilakan, and Gottric fighting a man in an apron.
kilakan:
You stab at the human, [6-2] doing damage to his [6-2-1] chest!
He flails at you with the cleaver, [6+2-2-1] [1-1] scratching your armor!
Cook is in pain.
Tarran:
You turn away from the closet, thinking that you should probably be doing something which is not staring at mops.
You head in the direction of the troll (you don't stop to think why this is a bad idea), but are confronted by two goblins staring at the retreating figure of a dwarf!
HighEndNoob:
You kick with all your might! [5-2] You connect, but his armor takes the brunt of the damage, and he is only bruised!
[4] The goblin tries to break your arm, [6] but you hold him back!
Krath:
You skid to a halt, [6] and preceed to do a perfect 180 and flip over the guards!
[3+1] The guards are kind distracted, and watch dumbly as you flee back down to The Burning Troll Room.
Almost there, you encounter another guard! [3+1] You recognize the fellow prisoner halfway through your strike. Whew, that could have gotten ugly!
SeriousConcentrate:
You continue to attack the cook, [5] [3-1] bashing him across the face! It would be more impressive if you could hit with full power, though.
quip:
You pick out some nice looking armor, and a halberd that isn't too bent.
Looking very similar to a guard, you exit the prison. The dwarf comes running up, and looks ready to attack before he seems to recognize you.

The cook decides that now would be a good time to leave.
Flinging his cleaver at Rikishak, he breaks for the door!
[2-1] the cleaver hits Riki in the chest, imbedding itself in his armor and knocking the wind out of him!
Cook is no longer stunned, Rikishak is stunned.

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Kaguro/Riki is stunned.
Tarran has no modifiers.
Serious/Gottric has -1 to hit (lost eye), -1 to attack (broken hand).
Krath/Urist has -1 to dodge (broken leg), no weapon or armor.
kilikan/Kilikan has -2 to all actions (severe wounds). No proper weapon.
HEN/Hamal has -1 to shield use (battle wound), -2 to hit (blood loss), and is in pain. No armor. Right arm is unusable (locked).
MSH has no armor.
quip/Gump has no modifiers.

Goblin 2 is winded and in pain.

Cook has no weapon or armor.

Hey guys, I have Christmas stuff to do, so I might not be on for a few days!
Sorry!

[Tarran]

...Ah screw it I'm too lazy to fight them alone. So screw them, we can deal with them later.

Turn a full 180 and walk away back to The Room of Setting Fire to Trolls. Just like that. Nothing special about it. Just walk away. Ignore the guards unless they attack.

[FuzzyZergling]

A full 180 will lead you back to The Room of Setting Fire to Trolls (coal room).
To get to the Burning Troll Room (prison), you have to go forward.

Or, do you mean do a 180 and walk backwards to The Burning Troll Room?
Like, do the moonwalk, and hope the goblins join in?

[Krath]

Look for my steel equipment while moonwalking.

Because Tarran won't do it.

[Tarran]

A full 180 will lead you back to The Room of Setting Fire to Trolls (coal room).
To get to the Burning Troll Room (prison), you have to go forward.

Or, do you mean do a 180 and walk backwards to The Burning Troll Room?
Like, do the moonwalk, and hope the goblins join in?

I meant The Room of Setting Fire to Trolls. Silly mistake from me.

Also, moonwalking isn't that bad an idea... ...Nah, not willing to take such crapshoot chances that they'll join.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Stab the Cook in the face as he tries to run past me, in the most nonchalant manner possible.

[HighEndNoob]

Help guys! Please?
Shield bash the Goblin again.

[Mattpoppybros]

Become a character instantly because I'm an impatient jerk 6.. You succeed.. 1 About not being an impatient jerk

[kilakan]

Do a flying Eleven kick in the back of cook's chest.

[SeriousConcentrate]

Call upon Thor and throw my hammer like it's Mjolnir at Cook, hoping to splatter his head open.