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Author Topic: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Troll Battle Part Two, Hamal Stands His Ground  (Read 75050 times)

kilakan

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: The Troll is on Fire
« Reply #330 on: December 20, 2010, 04:58:01 pm »
hum despite the fact you have -4 to attack and I have +2 to dodge, so ya.
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: The Troll is on Fire
« Reply #331 on: December 20, 2010, 05:02:05 pm »
So do you! How do you expect to hit me?
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: The Troll is on Fire
« Reply #332 on: December 20, 2010, 06:08:24 pm »
I need not run faster than mine enemy, only faster than mine ally.
Good Luck.
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"Those who guard their back encounter death from the front." - Drow Proverb.
Quote from: Phantom on October 05, 2010, 08:35:46 am
I will punch you in the soul if you do that again.
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: The Troll is on Fire
« Reply #333 on: December 21, 2010, 02:22:23 am »
Oops, that didn't turn out the way I wanted it too.

Get the hell out of here!
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: The Troll is on Fire
« Reply #334 on: December 21, 2010, 02:10:49 pm »
I can't do anything else, so Shoot another bolt at the lone goblin's head.
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: The Troll is on Fire
« Reply #335 on: December 22, 2010, 03:19:54 am »
(Just C&Ping this in all the RtDs I'm in, but my dog chewed through my ethernet cable. I'll try to be on everyday but I can't really guarantee it. -.-; )

Run. Keep in the back of the pack, though, so I can attack the troll if it gets too close.
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: The Troll is on Fire
« Reply #336 on: December 22, 2010, 04:18:06 pm »
KaguroDraven:
You decide to take along some weapons and food.
[4] You can fit a few boning knives into the straps of your armor, and also a loaf of some sort of hard bread.
[5] You hear someone approaching, and duck into a cupboard. A human enters, and starts cutting up a large piece of meat.
Krath:
There is nothing within reach, so you do the only thing you can think of.
It takes you several minutes to remove the ragged piece of metal from your splint, and even longer to get it into position without alerting the guards, but eventually you are able to start filing away at the shackles. [2] You don't seem to be making a whole lot of progress yet.
As you work, another goblin is brought in, and set in the chains to your right.
[6] Urist is no longer suffering from blood loss. Gump has entered the game.
MetalSlimeHunt and kilakan:
As MSH flees, Kilakan attempts to trip him! [1+1-4] In her panic, Kilakan's spear sticks into the ground!
Kilakan is pinned to the ground.
Tarran:
"Oh shit!"
You run, jumping past the pinned Kilakan and sprinting away from the horror you have unleashed upon everyone.
HighEndNoob:
You shoot at the remaining goblin, [4+1-2] [1] Putting a bolt through his ear!
He shoots back, [1-1] but he is distracted by the pain, and the bolt pings off the ceiling!
SeriousConcentrate:
You run, [2] but trip over Kilakan! The troll approaches at incredible speed!

The troll, blinded by fire, doesn't even notice the elf and human, even as it tramples them!
[6-2] Huge feet press down on Kilikan, [3+3+2-2] crushing her and her spear!
[4+1] [1+3+2-2] Gottric is also crushed underfoot, although not as badly.
Kilakan is suffering extreme damage, -2 to all rolls. Kilikan has no weapon. Gottric has a broken hand, permanent -1 to attack.

As Terran and MSH reach the end of the hall, they face a decision.
Straight ahead is the room where they fought the dwarves, to the right is a smaller hallway.
Which direction?

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: The Troll is on Fire
« Reply #337 on: December 22, 2010, 04:24:37 pm »
Go right!
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: The Troll is on Fire
« Reply #338 on: December 22, 2010, 04:27:40 pm »
Quote from: FuzzyZergling on December 22, 2010, 04:18:06 pm
As Terran and MSH reach the end of the hall, they face a decision.
...Oh come on, this is the second time today.

Right!
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: The Troll is on Fire
« Reply #339 on: December 22, 2010, 04:45:40 pm »
Shoot another bolt at thew goblin's head.Hope I don't run out of ammo soon. The goblin should first.
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: The Troll is on Fire
« Reply #340 on: December 22, 2010, 04:55:42 pm »
Ranged weapons actually run off of magic fairy dust.
So, no need to conserve ammo.
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: The Troll is on Fire
« Reply #341 on: December 22, 2010, 04:56:06 pm »
Sneak behind the human and begin chokeing them to death.
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Quote from: Phantom on October 05, 2010, 08:35:46 am
I will punch you in the soul if you do that again.
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Because I can"-WolfTengu

kilakan

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: The Troll is on Fire
« Reply #342 on: December 22, 2010, 05:04:41 pm »
pick up my spear head, and head off slowly in the same direction as gottric.
« Last Edit: December 22, 2010, 05:46:19 pm by kilakan »
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: The Troll is on Fire
« Reply #343 on: December 22, 2010, 05:31:35 pm »
Quote from: kilakan on December 22, 2010, 05:04:41 pm
Attempt to mesmerize the troll with the power of the spirits of nature, if it lets me go, run like hell.
It doesn't sound like the troll is holding you, just that it ran over you in the flamekill rampage that Tarran sent it on.
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kilakan

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: The Troll is on Fire
« Reply #344 on: December 22, 2010, 05:45:26 pm »
oh well thanks.... I won't try and kill you again.
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