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Troll on Fire is the best meme ever.

Troll on Fire is terrible, FORE is much better.

I'm still waiting for my dragons!

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I say that everyone is plotting against me, and I get called crazy. Look at this. Who the hell is crazy now, huh?

You. Now put on this sauce and harness.

Oh, well alright if it will help ou-Waaaaaaaaaiiitttt a miniute....

[Tarran]

I say that everyone is plotting against me, and I get called crazy. Look at this. Who the hell is crazy now, huh?

You. Now put on this sauce and harness.

Oh, well alright if it will help ou-Waaaaaaaaaiiitttt a miniute....

Don't worry, nothing can possibly go wrong.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I say that everyone is plotting against me, and I get called crazy. Look at this. Who the hell is crazy now, huh?

You. Now put on this sauce and harness.

Oh, well alright if it will help ou-Waaaaaaaaaiiitttt a miniute....

Don't worry, nothing can possibly go wrong.

I have extreme reservations about what you consider "going wrong" to be, the greatist of which being that it does not include the possiblity of me being eaten alive.

[Tarran]

Oh, well alright if it will help ou-Waaaaaaaaaiiitttt a miniute....

Don't worry, nothing can possibly go wrong.

I have extreme reservations about what you consider "going wrong" to be, the greatist of which being that it does not include the possiblity of me being eaten alive.

Don't worry, you'll be cooked to ashes before you can get eaten.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Yeah, you know what, this isn't working out at all. I sleep with my eyes open and my halberd sharpened from now on.

[SeriousConcentrate]

Attack the troll, aiming for the right shoulder in an attempt to break it and cripple that arm.

[FuzzyZergling]

Tarran:
Your torch arcs through the air, throwing its light in wild abandon as it falls!
[5] The torch hits the nearest coal pile perfectly, and it ignites!
MetalSlimeHunt:
You sprint up to the troll, [3+2] [6] bury your halberd into its foot, pull out, and leap out the door!
kilakan:
You guard your side of the door as MSH makes his run, and shut it just as he gets through!
HighEndNoob:
[6+1] Your bolt flies straight and true, piercing through Goblin 2's [2+1+1] chest!
Goblin 1 fires! [2-1] He misses! The blood loss is too much for him, and he collapses!
Goblin 2 fires! [6-1-1] [3-1] He hits, putting a bolt through your [6] neck! You are bleeding heavily!
Goblin 1 is dead. Goblin 2 is having trouble breathing. Hamal has -2 to hit (blood loss).
Krath:
You regain consciousness, and take in your surroundings.
The room is brightly lit, and there are about two dozen creatures talking amongst themselves a few meters away.
They are all wearing copper armor, and you're pretty sure that they're speaking goblin.
You are clad in chains, but they seem to be built for a human. They are a bit loose, giving you some amount af wrist control.
You are clothed in rags, your armor and weapon nowhere in sight. You still have your makeshift splint.
[3] Urist is still experiencing blood loss.
KaguroDraven:
Oh shit a troll! You are not fighting one of these again, last time you got all your ribs broke.
You run, run, as fast as you can, turning down an offshoot hallway!
After wandering for a few minutes, you [4] come across a doorway. Inside [5] is what appears to be a kitchen.
SeriousConcentrate:
Seeing MSH's successful run, you decide to give it a go!
[4] You smash its arm, [2+2] doing a fair amount of damage!
[3+1] The troll, in response, [5+2-2] kicks you right through the open door! You suffer heavy bruising all along your upper body!
As you fly through, Tarran closes his side of the door, and the lock slides into place!

Backing away from the growing heat of the door, you hear the roars of the troll as it burns.
Suddenly, the door caves outward an-OhArmokitsonfireritsgoingtoKILLUS!
Run! Run for your lives, its on fire and its PISSED!

Spoiler: notes (click to show/hide)

Kaguro/Riki has no modifiers.
Tarran has no modifiers. Panicked.
Serious/Gottric has -1 to hit (lost eye). Panicked.
Krath/Urist has -1 to attack (blood loss), -1 to dodge (broken leg).
kilikan/Kilikan has no modifiers. Panicked
HEN/Hamal has -1 to shield use (battle wound), -2 to hit (blood loss), and is in pain. No armor.
MSH has no armor. Panicked.

Goblin 2 is having trouble breathing.

Troll is enraged, has +3 to attack. Is on fire.

Most of you are now in a panicked state, you have -4 to hit.
As such, I do not recommend fighting the troll, because it is on fire.
I just need to repeat that, the troll is on fire. You have no idea how fun that was to type.

[KaguroDraven]

Grab knives and pocket them away, as well as food.

[Krath]

Look around for a weapon and armor I can use for now, and stealthily slip out of my chains.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Run! Get far, far away from this horrible hell of flaming trolls!

[kilakan]

Dodge-run to safety, attempt to stick with the faster group of my teammates, Trip MSH up so he falls and the troll can catch him, dodge away from him quickly once I trip him, then keep dodge-running.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

What the hell man? I never did anything to you!

[kilakan]

exactly you are too passive.  But no, you're the first person to come to mind, and I don't feel like trying to outrun a troll, if you can suggest someone better then I'd be happy to trip them instead.

[Megaman]

Most likely racism is going on here. I guess. Maybe. Probably not. Kinda.Sorta.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

-Nevermind, I'm not that petty anyway.-