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Author Topic: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Troll Battle Part Two, Hamal Stands His Ground  (Read 75524 times)

MetalSlimeHunt

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: If You loved the Troll Fight, You'll Love This
« Reply #300 on: December 18, 2010, 04:51:11 pm »
So, who bets that Tarran's plan blows us all up?
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: If You loved the Troll Fight, You'll Love This
« Reply #301 on: December 18, 2010, 05:10:02 pm »
Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 18, 2010, 04:51:11 pm
So, who bets that Tarran's plan blows us all up?
Me. I bet 10 dollars that I'll fail horribly.

But I also bet 5 dollars that my plan will succeed amazingly.

However, I also bet 5 dollars that you will fail and get stuck inside the stockpile. :P
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: If You loved the Troll Fight, You'll Love This
« Reply #302 on: December 18, 2010, 05:12:41 pm »
Quote from: Tarran on December 18, 2010, 05:10:02 pm
However, I also bet 5 dollars that you will fail and get stuck inside the stockpile. :P
I bet five dice that I throw my halberd and spear you in the head as you all leave me to die.
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: If You loved the Troll Fight, You'll Love This
« Reply #303 on: December 18, 2010, 05:14:51 pm »
Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 18, 2010, 05:12:41 pm
Quote from: Tarran on December 18, 2010, 05:10:02 pm
However, I also bet 5 dollars that you will fail and get stuck inside the stockpile. :P
I bet five dice that I throw my halberd and spear you in the head as you all leave me to die.
I bet five dollars that I'll survive regardless.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: If You loved the Troll Fight, You'll Love This
« Reply #304 on: December 18, 2010, 05:15:46 pm »
I'm inclined to shut the door on metal, but hell, we'll need him later.
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: If You loved the Troll Fight, You'll Love This
« Reply #305 on: December 18, 2010, 05:17:08 pm »
Quote from: kilakan on December 18, 2010, 05:15:46 pm
I'm inclined to shut the door on metal, but hell, we'll need him later.
You're mean.  :(
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: If You loved the Troll Fight, You'll Love This
« Reply #306 on: December 18, 2010, 06:09:19 pm »
Shoot another bolt at Goblin 2's chest. I rock at shield!
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: If You loved the Troll Fight, You'll Love This
« Reply #307 on: December 18, 2010, 09:50:47 pm »
Regain consciousness and scream dwarven curses at my attacker.
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Jizzar sounds some kinda celestial object made of jizz~
Like a quasar or something~

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: If You loved the Troll Fight, You'll Love This
« Reply #308 on: December 19, 2010, 03:52:24 am »
Run away and leave the others to their doom, sneak around and search for anything useful.
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"Those who guard their back encounter death from the front." - Drow Proverb.
Quote from: Phantom on October 05, 2010, 08:35:46 am
I will punch you in the soul if you do that again.
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Because I can"-WolfTengu

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: If You loved the Troll Fight, You'll Love This
« Reply #309 on: December 19, 2010, 05:40:03 am »
Quote from: KaguroDraven on December 19, 2010, 03:52:24 am
Run away and leave the others to their doom, sneak around and search for anything useful.

You elf!
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Jizzar sounds some kinda celestial object made of jizz~
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: If You loved the Troll Fight, You'll Love This
« Reply #310 on: December 19, 2010, 06:26:31 am »
No, Elves charge headfirst while armed with wooden weapons, hopeing to get somethign to eat while their mouths foam in zealotous rage. Kobolds run and hide, then strike when the enemy is weak.
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Quote from: Phantom on October 05, 2010, 08:35:46 am
I will punch you in the soul if you do that again.
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Because I can"-WolfTengu

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: If You loved the Troll Fight, You'll Love This
« Reply #311 on: December 19, 2010, 08:16:26 pm »
Quote from: Tarran on December 18, 2010, 05:14:51 pm
Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 18, 2010, 05:12:41 pm
Quote from: Tarran on December 18, 2010, 05:10:02 pm
However, I also bet 5 dollars that you will fail and get stuck inside the stockpile. :P
I bet five dice that I throw my halberd and spear you in the head as you all leave me to die.
I bet five dollars that I'll survive regardless.
I bet 5 dollars someone will survive. and 5 dollars someone will die. And 10 Urists(gold) that it will be awesome.
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: If You loved the Troll Fight, You'll Love This
« Reply #312 on: December 19, 2010, 11:15:22 pm »
Quote from: kilakan on December 18, 2010, 05:15:46 pm
I'm inclined to shut the door on metal, but hell, we'll need him later.

For bait?
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: If You loved the Troll Fight, You'll Love This
« Reply #313 on: December 19, 2010, 11:16:31 pm »
Quote from: Mattpoppybros on December 19, 2010, 11:15:22 pm
Quote from: kilakan on December 18, 2010, 05:15:46 pm
I'm inclined to shut the door on metal, but hell, we'll need him later.

For bait?
I say that everyone is plotting against me, and I get called crazy. Look at this. Who the hell is crazy now, huh?
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: If You loved the Troll Fight, You'll Love This
« Reply #314 on: December 20, 2010, 12:33:52 am »
Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 19, 2010, 11:16:31 pm
I say that everyone is plotting against me, and I get called crazy. Look at this. Who the hell is crazy now, huh?
You. Now put on this sauce and harness.
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