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Troll on Fire is the best meme ever.

Troll on Fire is terrible, FORE is much better.

I'm still waiting for my dragons!

[MetalSlimeHunt]

But doesn't Tarren always miss? What if he dies and I have no meat-shield? Or if he has an epic fail and hits me accidently?

We have the long(er) ranged weapons, so we should go in front. In before Tarran rages at you for pointing out his dice incompitence.

[Tarran]

Here is my suggested arrangement.

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                                MetalSlimeHunt (Halberd)     KaguroDraven (Scourge)
                   SeriousConcentrate (Great Hammer)             Tarran (Torch, Great Hammer)     

That's a good arrangement. The only problem is that the torch wielder(me) is behind two other people(you and Kaguro), meaning you and Kaguro would have your own shadows blocking a large amount of your view.

Here's my proposal.

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             SWith this, every member of our team can see a large amount of the area ahead of them. I'm in a position to fall back if I get in a really bad position fighting people with longer weapons then me. I can also lead an enemy directly between you and Kaguro allowing you two to surround them. Serious is also in a good position for flanking while the enemy is engaged in melee with us and he is also in a good position for blocking flanking from the right. The only downside is the vulnerability to flanking, but then again we're fighting in narrow halls so that isn't that big a deal.

But doesn't Tarren always miss? What if he dies and I have no meat-shield? Or if he has an epic fail and hits me accidently?

MY NAME IS TARRAN. WHY DOES EVERYONE FAIL AT SUCH A SMALL BUT IMPORTANT DETAIL?!

Anyway, har har, hardeharhar. Very funny.

[FuzzyZergling]

But doesn't Tarren always miss? What if he dies and I have no meat-shield? Or if he has an epic fail and hits me accidently?

MY NAME IS TARRAN. WHY DOES EVERYONE FAIL AT SUCH A SMALL BUT IMPORTANT DETAIL?!

Because you are in a thread run by someone named FuzzyZergling.
This is the only explanation.

[Tarran]

Because you are in a thread run by someone named FuzzyZergling.
This is the only explanation.

Um, I think you've got the joke wrong. The human race in SC is Terran. He got my name wrong as Tarren.

[HighEndNoob]

Maybe you can try to find me? Please?

[Tarran]

Maybe you can try to find me? Please?

Maybe...

Okay, fine, fine, we'll come after you after I cause some FUN to happen in the coke/coal stockpile.

[Mattpoppybros]

Wow, you're setting stuff on fire and I'm not even in-game yet! Anyway, may I suggest searching for a pickaxe? You could just mine the wall away if you were met with a dead end!

Edit: I'm not even rhyming. I'll only do that to annoy goblins

[kilakan]

Follow Tarran and the group, at a safe distance behind to avoid any of their potential fights.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Follow Tarran and the group, at a safe distance behind to avoid any of their potential fights.

Coward! Why didn't I think of that!?

[kilakan]

Follow Tarran and the group, at a safe distance behind to avoid any of their potential fights.

Coward! Why didn't I think of that!?

I'm an elf, you on the other hand.... well you got captured didn't you?

[FuzzyZergling]

MetalSlimeHunt, Tarran, KaguroDraven, SeriousConcentrate, and kilakan:
With Tarran leading the group with his torch, you all set off to find some sort of fuel stockpile.
[6+2] Heading down the northern hallway, you come across a large set of obsidian doors. It takes two of you to lift the sliding lock away, but once you get it off the door slides open effortlessly.
[3] The good news is, there's a ton of coal inside. The bad news is, there's also a guard troll!
Krath:
As the others head out, you look around for some sort of splint.
[4] Finding no actual medical supplies, you break off a piece of a weapons rack, and secure it to your leg with some cloth.
[1] You feel an impact to the back of your head, and you pass out from the pain!
Urist is unconscious.
HighEndNoob:
You go for the headshot! [5+1] [4+1] Your bolt glances off the goblin's skull, but he looks dazed by the impact!
Goblin 1 fires a third time! [6-1] you block it with your shield!
[5+1-1-1] Goblin 2 also fires! [1-1] [2] The bolt tears through your left ear!
Hamal is in pain. Goblin 2 is stunned.

Spoiler: Notes (click to show/hide)

Kaguro/Riki has no modifiers.
Tarran has +2 to movement.
Serious/Gottric has -1 to hit (lost eye).
Krath/Urist has -1 to attack (blood loss), -1 to dodge (broken leg).
kilikan/Kilikan has no modifiers.
HEN/Hamal has -1 to shield use (battle wound) and is in pain.
MSH has no armor.

Goblin 1 is having trouble breathing, will bleed out in one turn.
Goblin 2 is stunned (-1 to everything).

[Tarran]

Screw fighting the troll. I'll just set the place ablaze and close the door on him.

Throw the torch into the coal pile and then go back behind the doors. Wait for my friends to get out, then close the doors.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Strike at the troll's left foot and run to the side of the door that Tarran doesn't take.

[kilakan]

Hold the door with my spear, and cover my allies as they light the stockpile.

[IronyOwl]

You can never have too many trolls.