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Troll on Fire is the best meme ever.

Troll on Fire is terrible, FORE is much better.

I'm still waiting for my dragons!

[IronyOwl]

Sorry, but you're going to have to wait a while to get in.
I'd like to spread character intros out slightly.

Just introduce us all at once in front of a dragon. You get down to the same party size, it just takes more screaming.

[SeriousConcentrate]

Rush the dwarves, I don't care about bloodloss. Only weaklings worry about something like that!

[Mattpoppybros]

Joining the party is something I wish to do
I speak in ryhmes to everyone and you
My dialog may seem quaint
But in combat, I can do far more than feint
I think.

APPLICATION:
Player Name: Matt
Race: Human
Weapon: Halberd

OPTIONAL:
Plausible way of appearing: Really lost adventurer from another squad.

Copper armor rather than iron. I'd also like a +1 when speaking to annoy people.

Also, I'd like to appear far after everyone else, about halfway through the tower.

Or when you feel like it.

[Zrk2]

If I can be one of them:

Scream for mercy and sob out a story about being abducted as a child and then tortured into obeying the goblins

Sorry, but you're going to have to wait a while to get in.
I'd like to spread character intros out slightly.

Ok

[FuzzyZergling]

Krath:
You try to convince the others that you need to regroup, But MSH charges in ahead!
[1] Urist still suffers from blood loss.
kilakan:
Deciding that you've taken enough time, you start after the group.
A minute or two later, you bump into Tarran, and he gives you a new spear!
Kilakan now has an iron spear.
MetalSlimeHunt:
You charge in ahead, [3+2] stabbing Dwarf 1 in [6+1] the left lung!
Dwarf 2 attacks you, [5+1] slicing you with his war axe! [2+1] Your right finger, right hand flies off in a bloody arc!
Dwarf 1 is having trouble breathing.
Tarran:
[6] looking around for more iron equipment, [6] you spot a spear!
It's kind of awkward, but you find can carry both weapons without dropping your shield.
Leaving the armory, you try to find your way back to the group. Who knows how they did against that troll? Not you!
[5] Retracing your steps, you find your way back to the prison hallway, meeting Kilakan.
HighEndNoob:
You slam the door, and run as the goblins give chase!
[1-1] in your panic, you take a wrong turn, and meet a dead end! The goblins are right behind you!
Hamal has become lost in the citadel.
KaguroDraven:
Still seeking out armor, you quickly glance over the room. [6] It appears to be an area fit specially for dwarves, and several racks of small copper armor lean against the far wall.
[2+1] Distracted, you don't see the dwarf firing his crossbow until it's too late, and take a bolt to the [6+1-1] left leg!
Rikishak is on the ground, unable to stand.
SeriousConcentrate:
You rush at Dwarf 2, [2+1-1] but he rolls to the side!
[5] Gottric no longer suffers from blood loss.

[2+1-1] Dwarf 1 reloads, but his bolt flies off to one side!
[6+1] Dwarf 2 strikes at MSH again, [3+1] tearing a gash across his chest!

Spoiler: Notes (click to show/hide)

Kaguro/Riki has -1 attack (blood loss), and no armor.
Tarran has no modifiers.
Serious/Gottric has -1 to hit (lost eye).
Krath/Urist has -2 to attack (blood loss), -1 to dodge (broken leg).
kilikan/Kilikan is unharmed.
HEN and MSH have no armor.

Dwarf 1 is having trouble breathing.

[Krath]

Groan and move in to cut Dwarf 2's legs out from under him. Nobody listens to the dwarf and now they're getting their asses cut up!

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Spin the halberd in an attempt to decapitate Dwarf 2.

[Krath]

Spin the halberd in an attempt to decapitate Dwarf 2.

It's all fun and games until someone loses a finger. I hope you miss dwarf two and cut off your other hand for not listening to the mighty Urist!

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Spin the halberd in an attempt to decapitate Dwarf 2.

It's all fun and games until someone loses a finger. I hope you miss dwarf two and cut off your other hand for not listening to the mighty Urist!

That Dwarf 2 is a wily bastard. We should be absolutely certain to deal with him before taking care of the Dwarf who's down one lung, and thus a much lesser threat.

[Krath]

That Dwarf 2 is a wily bastard. We should be absolutely certain to deal with him before taking care of the Dwarf who's down one lung, and thus a much lesser threat.

Maybe we wouldn't be in this situation if we went back to find our allies who are lost and about to get gutted by Goblins 

[MetalSlimeHunt]

That Dwarf 2 is a wily bastard. We should be absolutely certain to deal with him before taking care of the Dwarf who's down one lung, and thus a much lesser threat.

Maybe we wouldn't be in this situation if we went back to find our allies who are lost and about to get gutted by Goblins 

Look, things happened, mistakes were made, but we aren't going to solve anything by focusing on petty details. Besides, they tortured my character, so you could see this as revengerage.

[SeriousConcentrate]

I focus on Dwarf 1 and attempt to collapse his other lung with a strong hit to the chest.

[kilakan]

Throw my old copper spear at dwarf 1, then attack dwarf 2 with my iron spear.

[Tarran]

Charge Dwarf 2 and smack him in the face.

[KaguroDraven]

Rip out the bolt and throw it at the dwarf who shot me.