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Troll on Fire is the best meme ever.

Troll on Fire is terrible, FORE is much better.

I'm still waiting for my dragons!

[FuzzyZergling]

Next tuesday you will be fighting dragons. All the dragons.
All of them.

...Don't hold me to that.

[Krath]

Next tuesday you will be fighting dragons. All the dragons.
All of them.

...Don't hold me to that.

Can't we fight a three-headed moth with rot breath instead?

[KaguroDraven]

Just fighting dragons? No chained up naked people watching us?

[FuzzyZergling]

Just fighting dragons? No chained up naked people watching us?

Legions will be present for the spectacle, their clothes not but ash, clad in chains forged from the dreams of children.

Ten thousand pure white cranes will fly overhead, and Death will let fall a single rainbow tear from the beauty of this destined battle as he decends on his Zombie Demon Carp, poised to rain the fate of extinguishment upon you.

All the demons of Hell shall be present to catch even a glimpse of the eternal heros, and take their place in the Hall of the Ascendant, and Lucifer himself shall aid you in your struggle against the tides of the Great Old Ones, as causality crumbles away at your touch.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

...Please, don't hold me to that.
I beg you.

[KaguroDraven]

Sooooo it's St.Patty's day but early? Cool.

[SeriousConcentrate]

Yell incoherently and annihilate the goblin who dared blind me. Continue to attack the body until its chunky salsa.

[Tarran]

Legions will be present for the spectacle, their clothes not but ash, clad in chains forged from the dreams of children.

Ten thousand pure white cranes will fly overhead, and Death will let fall a single rainbow tear from the beauty of this destined battle as he decends on his Zombie Demon Carp, poised to rain the fate of extinguishment upon you.

All the demons of Hell shall be present to catch even a glimpse of the eternal heros, and take their place in the Hall of the Ascendant, and Lucifer himself shall aid you in your struggle against the tides of the Great Old Ones, as causality crumbles away at your touch.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

...Please, don't hold me to that.
I beg you.

Please, don't do this. If this happens, any action I can do will always be awesome. And since I always fail on awesome actions...

[quip]

Legions will be present for the spectacle, their clothes not but ash, clad in chains forged from the dreams of children.

Ten thousand pure white cranes will fly overhead, and Death will let fall a single rainbow tear from the beauty of this destined battle as he decends on his Zombie Demon Carp, poised to rain the fate of extinguishment upon you.

All the demons of Hell shall be present to catch even a glimpse of the eternal heros, and take their place in the Hall of the Ascendant, and Lucifer himself shall aid you in your struggle against the tides of the Great Old Ones, as causality crumbles away at your touch.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

...Please, don't hold me to that.
I beg you.

Please, don't do this. If this happens, any action I can do will always be awesome. And since I always fail on awesome actions...

DO IT! Then I get to move up the waiting list!

[Tarran]

DO IT! Then I get to move up the waiting list!

You're so nice. I'll be sure to put you on the people-that-I-will-hurt-once-I-get-the-chance-and-if-I-die-before-I-get-the-chance-I'll-haunt-you-forever list.

[quip]

DO IT! Then I get to move up the waiting list!

You're so nice. I'll be sure to put you on the people-that-I-will-hurt-once-I-get-the-chance-and-if-I-die-before-I-get-the-chance-I'll-haunt-you-forever list.

I'm so happy! I'll make sure to vote for the most dangerous possible route next time a situation like before comes up just so you can have fun with more trolls!

[Tarran]

I'm so happy! I'll make sure to vote for the most dangerous possible route next time a situation like before comes up just so you can have fun with more trolls!

I want to kill you.

Just thought you should know.

[Krath]

On a completely unrelated note, I wonder when Urist will go all Martial Trance on some enemies and become a STEEL CLAD DWARVEN GOD OF WAR?

Or are you not allowing that because of balance issues?

[FuzzyZergling]

Krath:
[2] Heaving the axe, it spins wildly and imbeds itself in the ground at the center of the room.
You then face the troll once more, [6+1-1] jumping a full three meters in the air and spin-kicking its neck-wound. [2+1-2] This does nothing, other than give the troll another chance to kill you.
[2] The troll does not kill you, instead vomiting up a few more litres of pure filth.
Urist has no weapon, again.
KaguroDraven:
You whip the damn goblin. [2+1+1-1] [5-2-1-1] but the scourge just bounces off.
[3-1] [2+1-2-1] The goblin tries to scratch you, but falls over instead.
Tarran:
[1+1] You swing at the troll, determined to hit it, and fail to hit it.
You feel less of a man, somehow.
kilakan:
Readying to catch the axe, you notice that the axe will never come, because it is stuck in the center of the room.
You have a hunch that the goblin has the keys, so you go over to kill it.
[2+1] You bury your spear in the goblin's [5-1-1-1] leg, breaking the kneecap.
[5] Although in horrendous pain, the goblin stays consious enough to [2-1] flail in your general direction.
It's kind of funny, actually.
Goblin cannot stand.
SeriousConcentrate:
Letting loose a cry of pure rage, you [2+1+1-1] [4+2-1] smash the goblin's head into slurry.
You continue bashing until [4] it's entire upper body is pretty much gone.
Goblin is dead.

[1]The troll continues to loose chunks of horror around the room.

[2] Searching the body, Kilakan finds several sets of keys, which will take a rather long time to sift through.
Kilikan has found several sets of keys.

Spoiler: Notes (click to show/hide)

Rikishak is no longer stunned.
Also, that troll is going to run out of stomach contents soon, so you had best prepare for that.

There are six sets of keys, and each one will take a turn to try, when in battle conditions.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Continue my regiment of being chained to the wall and bleeding from scourge wounds. 

[kilakan]

Finish off the troll, with a spear through the heart.