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Troll on Fire is the best meme ever.

Troll on Fire is terrible, FORE is much better.

I'm still waiting for my dragons!

[IronyOwl]

I'm thinking of making dodging my primary method of movement

I can't think of what it would be, but I'm quite certain there's a game out there where dodge-rolling was faster than normal movement, and thus the preferred method of travel. Of course, plenty of games seem like that might be the case when it isn't, or isn't as much as it looks.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I can't think of what it would be, but I'm quite certain there's a game out there where dodge-rolling was faster than normal movement, and thus the preferred method of travel.

All of the 3D Zeldas. It's the first thing speedrunners learn to do, is dodge-roll at all times. Yes, even then.

[Zrk2]

Hurry up and die! I want in on this!
Kills Urist Waits patiently for turn.

You funny man.

I kill you last.

I see what you did there.

[Krath]

With my crazy dwarf senses tingling I'll quickly dodge out of the way of urists axe, and stab the troll from behind.
I'm thinking of making dodging my primary method of movement

But I'm trying to toss you my axe so you can cut the shackles!

Damn elves...

[Tarran]

But I'm trying to kill you with my axe so someone that's on the waiting list that's not an elf can get in!

Damn elves...

Fixed.

[kilakan]

With my crazy dwarf senses tingling I'll quickly dodge out of the way of urists axe, and stab the troll from behind.
I'm thinking of making dodging my primary method of movement

But I'm trying to toss you my axe so you can cut the shackles!

Damn elves...

oh I thought you were trying to cut through the chains by throwing it at them..... matter of fact you should do that.

[Krath]

oh I thought you were trying to cut through the chains by throwing it at them..... matter of fact you should do that.

Obviously, me being a Dwarf, I could, but I'd rather see you fumble with the axe and cut someones head open.

[kilakan]

and I'd rather see a giant ball of chocolate come crashing through the ceiling and kill the troll, but we can't all get what we want now can we?

[Krath]

and I'd rather see a giant ball of chocolate come crashing through the ceiling and kill the troll, but we can't all get what we want now can we?

I think we both know that silly little Elves can't handle manly dwarven steelwork.

[kilakan]

and I'd rather see a giant ball of chocolate come crashing through the ceiling and kill the troll, but we can't all get what we want now can we?

I think we both know that silly little Elves can't handle manly dwarven steelwork.

You're on!

[FuzzyZergling]

and I'd rather see a giant ball of chocolate come crashing through the ceiling and kill the troll, but we can't all get what we want now can we?

You'd need, like, a metric hell-ton of positive modifiers to pull that off. At least a 32.

Now, as soon as SeriousConcentrate posts, we can get this party started.
And by party, I mean everyone getting killed by a prone goblin and vomiting troll while chained naked men watch. Isn't this fun?

[Zrk2]

and I'd rather see a giant ball of chocolate come crashing through the ceiling and kill the troll, but we can't all get what we want now can we?

I think we both know that silly little Elves can't handle dwarvenly dwarven steelwork.

Fixed.

[KaguroDraven]

and I'd rather see a giant ball of chocolate come crashing through the ceiling and kill the troll, but we can't all get what we want now can we?

You'd need, like, a metric hell-ton of positive modifiers to pull that off. At least a 32.

Now, as soon as SeriousConcentrate posts, we can get this party started.
And by party, I mean everyone getting killed by a prone goblin and vomiting troll while chained naked men watch. Isn't this fun?

Sounds likea normal tuesday to me.

[IronyOwl]

and I'd rather see a giant ball of chocolate come crashing through the ceiling and kill the troll, but we can't all get what we want now can we?

You'd need, like, a metric hell-ton of positive modifiers to pull that off. At least a 32.

Now, as soon as SeriousConcentrate posts, we can get this party started.
And by party, I mean everyone getting killed by a prone goblin and vomiting troll while chained naked men watch. Isn't this fun?

Sounds likea normal tuesday to me.

But it's Friday...

Something very strange is going on here.

[KaguroDraven]

Technicly now it's Saturday, but now we're just getting into semantics. Either way, switching things up isn't all that bad, I can arrange something different for this tuesday to make up for it.