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Troll on Fire is the best meme ever.

Troll on Fire is terrible, FORE is much better.

I'm still waiting for my dragons!

[BlastoiseWarlorf]

Bah, Sorry. Computer Troubles.

Continue to kill shit, Nothing phases Urist.

[FuzzyZergling]

Hey guys.
So I've been without an internet connection/working computer for a little under two months now, and I just dropped by to say that I didn't forget about this. I'll start writing turns again when I can.
Sorry for just disappearing without warning.

[JacenHanLovesLegos]

Awesome! Was wondering if this was dead.

[IronyOwl]

Awesome indeed. Also, sorry to hear about your savage exile.

[SeriousConcentrate]

Glad to see you haven't fallen off the face of the earth. ^^^

[FuzzyZergling]

JacenHanLovesLegos:
You crouch down between two beds, mostly hiding yourself from view.
Giving a mighty warcry, you wait for the inevitable enemy investigations.

Megaman:
Hefting your weapon you quickly dash to the west and peek around the corner.
[3] The source of the smoke is revealed to be a large room, filled with what was presumably lantern fuel or some other flammable substance. The doors to the room have been mangled, perhaps by an explosion from inside.
Across from you is a doorway, and to the south is another hallway which shows slight signs of fire damage and combat.

You hear Jacen cry out.

IronyOwl and TolyK:
You duck down with Jacen, and observe the three unsafe hallways for activity.
After a moment, you hear footsteps from the northern hallway. A tiny elf pokes its head into the room, then steps out, followed by a similarly undersized goblin.
They are obviously children.

quip:
You address the attacking dwarf; "Yes, but haven't you killed enough goblins for five minutes?"
He seems enraged by the statement!
"Me, killing goblins!? You say that like you don't know what's even going on!"
He flings himself away from Hamal. "Can't you tell I'm a goblin? Can't you tell that these humans, elves, and other foul creatures are responsible for this?"

HighEndNoob:
The dwarf has retreated slightly to yell exposition at Gump, and you take advantage of his distraction.
Throwing your halberd, you [6] knock his own weapon right out of his hands!
You dash forward and grasp both halberds.
Dwarven Elite is unarmed.

BlastoiseWarlorf:
The rider attacks you with a small one-handed axe, [5] [4] digging into your shoulder with a powerful downward swing!
You retaliate, [4+1] [4+1] delivering a solid whack to the guts that leaves the goblin doubled over, retching and in pain.
The remained beast leaps at you from behind, [3] [5] slashing a clawed foot across the back of your neck!
[6] You enter Martial Trance!
Urist is bleeding heavily, in martial trance. Rider 1 is in pain, nauseous.

Spoiler: Temp Mods and Notes (click to show/hide)

Not everyone has replied yet, but I think it's a good enough responce to justify necomancy of the RTD variety.
I've split you into groups based on your position. If you feel that I've been unclear with anything, or have a question, please tell me :]

HEN/Hamal is bleeding and is having trouble breathing. Two halberds.
quip/Gump has no modifiers.

Cook 2 is not hostile.
Dwarven Elite is bleeding and is having trouble breathing. Unarmed.
Blast/Urist is bleeding heavily. Martial trance.

Beakdog 1 is unarmored and unconscious.
Rider 1 is unarmored. In pain and nauseous.
Beakdog 2 has moderate bleeding, -1 to dodge.
Rider 2 is bleeding, unconscious.
Jacen has no modifiers. 2 crossbows.
Rockman has no modifiers.
Scourge has no modifiers.
Tolyk has no modifiers.

Elf Child has no modifiers. Non-hostile(?).
Goblin Child has no modifiers. Non-hostile(?).

[JacenHanLovesLegos]

Jump out and yell, sending the children off to alert warriors, then get into ambush position again.

[IronyOwl]

Snatch children, stuff in sack lament lack of good bags for holding them. Keep them anyway.

[HighEndNoob]

Use a halberd to pull the dwarf into the other halberd.

[Megaman]

Run around in circles punching the walls for no good reason

[quip]

"... You know what? I'm to confused to care." I flank the Dwarf, ready to strike (or run) if an oppertunity presents itself.
(It lives!)

[TolyK]

Go with (Irony)

[FuzzyZergling]

JacenHanLovesLegos:
[1][vs][4] You burst out of cover and bellow to scare off the children, but Scourge has already caught them like some kind of elven snatcher.
Maybe if you're lucky their blubbering child noises will attract something worth fighting.

IronyOwl:
[4][vs][1] You break cover and grab the childen.
Now you shall have your revenge for the hundreds of innocent elven children taken fr- Oh damnit they're crying. How are you supposed to have an internal monologue in this sort of situation?
You have nowhere to stash them so you just sort of hold them under your arms like sacks of flour until Tolyk takes one.

Megaman:
The sight of this filth enrages you!
You feel a strong compulsion to punch the walls, and decide to indulge that compulsion.
[1] You punch a wall, and your mighty golem strength topples it [4] right on your head.

There is some sort of commotion to the south, and the sound of crying to the east.
Rock Man is slightly damaged.

TolyK:
The elf seems to have captured the pups sufficiently, but looks to be having trouble containing them.
You take one off her hands, your mighty kobold strength allowing you to carry it even though it weighs almost more than you do.

HighEndNoob:
The dwarf looks incredibly angry.
[2][vs][1] He attempts to tackle you to the ground, but you hook him with one halberd and skillfully ram the other into his gut!
[6] The pointed tip pierces through his armor and flesh, tearing apart his lungs! Try talking NOW, windbag!
Dwarven Elite is bleeding heavily. Dwarven Elite is drowning in blood.

quip:
You know what? Screw diplomacy, it never works in these situations.
You circle around the nearly-dead dwarf and finish him off with a quick backstab.

There is a large thump and a crashing sound to the north, and it seems your prisoner has escaped while you were distracted.
Dwarven Elite is dead.

BlastoiseWarlorf:
You pirouette, [5+1+1] [2+1+1] smashing the beakdog across the face, fracturing its jaw and knocking it to the ground!
The goblin swings for your midsection, [5] [1] but you only get knicked by the edge of the blade!
[5+1] [1+1+1] You bodyslam the goblin, [1] punching it in the face and dazing it!
Beakdog 2 has lost bite attack, is unconscious. Rider 1 is dazed.

Spoiler: Temp Mods and Notes (click to show/hide)

Hamal is bleeding and is having trouble breathing. Two halberds.
Gump has no modifiers.

Urist is bleeding heavily. Martial trance.

Beakdog 1 is unarmored and unconscious.
Rider 1 is unarmored. In pain and nauseous. Dazed.
Beakdog 2 has moderate bleeding, -1 to dodge. No bite. Unconscious.
Rider 2 is bleeding, unconscious.

Jacen has no modifiers. 2 crossbows.
Rock Man is slightly damaged.
Scourge has no modifiers.
Tolyk has no modifiers.

Elf Child has no modifiers. Non-hostile(?). Held by Scourge.
Goblin Child has no modifiers. Non-hostile(?). Held by Tolyk.

[Megaman]

TOOO DAAAHH SOOOUUUTTTT- AAWEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[JacenHanLovesLegos]

Beat rockman to the south. Unleash bolts at any enemies I find.