quip:You decide that the action most likely to result in your survival is to kill the troll before it can kill you. A rather unlikely prospect, as it's charging at roughly twice the speed of fear.
[6+1+3] He's so intent on crushing you into goblin pudding that you manage to [6+1] slice his neck with a well-placed halberd swing!
[4] He crumples mid-stride, but his momentum won't let gravity take hold!
[3+1+1] He slams into you, [6+3-2] and you are crushed beneath his furry, blood-drenched hide!
[4] You can hear a heartbeat. Dear unholy mother, he's still alive!?Gump is pinned, unable to stand, has major blood loss, is in pain, -2 to dodge, is having trouble breathing. Chifwun is suffering extreme blood loss and is faint from blood loss, -3 to damage, may pass out. No longer enraged.
HighEndNoob:You pull, [1] but with only one arm you don't have the strength to hoist your armored body up!
You are forced to drop your crossbow, [1] but even with both arms you still can't get up!
As a last resort, you undo the straps of your armor, and let it fall as well.
Unemcumbered, you pull yourself up onto solid ground. [6] You're good and angry now, that troll's made you lose your equipment!
Rage overtaking your more rational senses, you run up and kick it in the face. [1+2-2] You break a toe on its thick skull, [4-3] and pass out.Hamal is unarmed and unarmored, is unconscious.
KaguroDraven:You attempt to sneak past their blockade, [2] but as soon as you step off the platform you're noticed!
[6] Cook 1 throws a cleaver, [6+1-2] striking you in the stomach!
[1] Cook 2 closes and swings with a frying pan, but misses!
[3] The Head Cook looks on, waiting for his lackeys to finish you with glee.Rikishak is in pain, bleeding.
Tarran:You turn around and head back the way you came, promising Gottric's ghost you'll return.
You make your way back up, and find a peculiar site. All the trolls are laying down on the ground, holding their helmeted heads in their hands. They seem incredibly agitated.
stupid chifwun. lost Bestclub.
worse almost, lost fight. chifwun should be named not-chifwun, chifwun should be named not-Troll.Chifwun rolls over, unpinning Gump.
Megaman:Frustrated, you throw the dead meatbag at the nearest convienient wall. [5] It splatters quite nicely, and you feel better.
You spirits bolstered, you head notice a door to the east. You open it, and find a few meatbags chained to a wall.Scourge (IronyOwl) and Zyzarda have entered the game!JacenHanLovesLegos and Zrk2:The two of you work on patching up Zrk2's wounds, [5+6] and soon there's no visible bleeding.
Jacen notices that Rockman's found another room and inspects it, while Zrk2 redresses his armor.
The new room is obviously a prison, being filled with small cells fitted with manacles and bars. In two cells are a kobold and an elf, both dressed in little more than rags. There is a stand of whips and scourges against the eastern wall, a the southern holds many other instraments of torture as well as some copper armor decorated with leather to resemble an executioner's uniform.Zrk2's blood loss has lessened to moderate.
Scourge and Zyzarda:Oh look, a large stone troll. And he's covered in blood, how delightful.
Ah, being tortured by goblins, such a pleasure.Kaguro/Riki is in pain, bleeding.
Tarran has no modifiers.
HEN/Hamal is in extreme pain and unconscious, having trouble breathing. Unarmed and unarmored.
quip/Gump is suffering major blood loss is in pain, and is having trouble breathing. Unable to stand. -2 to dodge.
Chifwun is suffering from extreme blood loss, is faint from blood loss, and is in pain. Unarmed and on the ground, may pass out. -3 to damage.
Head Cook is unarmored.
Cook 1 has no modifiers.
Cook 2 has no modifiers.
Jacen has no modifiers. 2 crossbows.
Zrk2 has blood loss, -1 dodge.
Rockman has no modifiers.
Scourge is imprisoned, unarmed and unarmored.
Zyzarda is imprisoned, unarmed and unarmored.