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Author Topic: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Troll Battle Part Two, Hamal Stands His Ground  (Read 74527 times)

KaguroDraven

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: You Might Not All Die, Maybe
« Reply #810 on: May 13, 2011, 04:24:43 am »
Wait for the lift
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"Those who guard their back encounter death from the front." - Drow Proverb.
Quote from: Phantom on October 05, 2010, 08:35:46 am
I will punch you in the soul if you do that again.
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Because I can"-WolfTengu

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: You Might Not All Die, Maybe
« Reply #811 on: May 13, 2011, 09:50:16 am »
Attack ze troll!
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: You Might Not All Die, Maybe
« Reply #812 on: May 14, 2011, 11:01:58 pm »
Quote from: Megaman on May 12, 2011, 08:09:13 pm
Stomp the tall, pointy eared, and annoying FLESHBAG into the ground!
Sorry Zrk

If I die...

WAKE THE HELL UP.
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Quote from: PTTG?? on May 24, 2012, 12:34:25 pm
He's just keeping up with the Cardassians.

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: You Might Not All Die, Maybe
« Reply #813 on: May 19, 2011, 05:38:13 pm »
Tarran:
You decend, and come across a hallway filled to the knees with blood.
Strange runes mark the stone, suns and double-moons. At the far end, you see a large door.
You feel increasingly uneasy as you make your way across, feeling as though the dead are haunting you.
[6] You step on the top half of Gottric's corpse. Well, that explains that.

HighEndNoob:
You fire again, [6+1] and another superb shot lands itself in [4+1] his right thigh! His goes down on one knee!
You dash for the lift, [1+1] but he intercepts!
[5+1] A gigantic fist [1+3-2] smashes into your gut, but your armor absorbs the impact! You take no damage, but are winded by the blow!
Hamal is winded and on the ground. Chifwun is bleeding and on the ground.

KaguroDraven:
You wait for the lift to go up, and finally feel it rise.
Catching a last glimpse of the battle, you see Hamal has been caught by the troll.
Yeah, you'll never see him and his arms in the same place again.

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You strike at the kneeling brute, [5-1] [5] going for the now exposed neck!
[3] Blood pores down, but not enough to have struck a major artery!
He sweeps an arm, [3] [6+3-2-1-1] and you are blown back by the tremendous force!
[1] You land in a heap, [6] badly bruised and battered but alive!
Gump is suffering blood loss, -1 to dodge.

Bad Squishies!
you should not interrupt Chifwun while he retrieves Bestclub!
chifwun should have been cheesemaker instead of Chief, cheese rarely attempts to kill cheesemaker.

JacenHanLovesLegos:
You counterstrike, [3+1-1] [4-1] but the dazed attack only skims her stomach!
She throws another punch, [3-2] this time striking your armored chest and breaking a finger!
Rockell is in major pain. Jacen is no longer stunned.

Megaman:
[6-2] Leg goes up. The fleshbag screams.
[6+2] Leg goes down. The screaming stops.
You take a moment to enjoy the silence.
Rockell, Elven Bowlady, has been struck down.

Zrk2:
[1] You look around, and see a skeleton on a horse holding an ornate sword.
You know, you've never used a sword. Or seen anyone else use one before, either. Strange.
[4] Zrk2 remains unconscious but alive.

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Why are there no swords? Because I'm lazy.
« Reply #814 on: May 19, 2011, 05:53:05 pm »
In a force of rage, whack the troll into the lava.
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Why are there no swords? Because I'm lazy.
« Reply #815 on: May 19, 2011, 05:58:21 pm »
Write a one liner in the recently destroyed FLESHBAG's blood
Many apologies, Zrk
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Why are there no swords? Because I'm lazy.
« Reply #816 on: May 19, 2011, 05:59:20 pm »
Have a friendly conversation with Gottric's ghost.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Why are there no swords? Because I'm lazy.
« Reply #817 on: May 19, 2011, 06:06:28 pm »
"What's up?" asks Gottric's ghost.
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Why are there no swords? Because I'm lazy.
« Reply #818 on: May 19, 2011, 06:07:53 pm »
"What happened here? Why are you missing half of your freaking body?

Oh, and sorry about stepping on it. Didn't see you there."
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Why are there no swords? Because I'm lazy.
« Reply #819 on: May 19, 2011, 06:18:06 pm »
Heal self.
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As it turns out, the pen was in fact a poor choice for melee combat in comparison to the sword.
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Why are there no swords? Because I'm lazy.
« Reply #820 on: May 19, 2011, 06:22:22 pm »
"I don't even know man, I knocked on that door and then woosh. Some giant blade thing cut me in half, never saw it coming. I think there's a dwarf guarding treasure on the other side. Hey, if you get in there and there is treasure, come back and let me know, all right? Or just drag my body in there or something, I'd rather haunt a vault."
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Why are there no swords? Because I'm lazy.
« Reply #821 on: May 19, 2011, 06:25:23 pm »
"Can do." Step to the side then open the door. Make sure to stand to the side.
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Why are there no swords? Because I'm lazy.
« Reply #822 on: May 19, 2011, 06:54:38 pm »
wait until the lift reaches the top then sneak/run away
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Quote from: Phantom on October 05, 2010, 08:35:46 am
I will punch you in the soul if you do that again.
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Because I can"-WolfTengu

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Why are there no swords? Because I'm lazy.
« Reply #823 on: May 20, 2011, 09:47:03 am »
Knock Chifwuns club into the lava!
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Why are there no swords? Because I'm lazy.
« Reply #824 on: May 20, 2011, 02:34:26 pm »
'Oh hello there War, care to come give me a hand?'
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He's just keeping up with the Cardassians.
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