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Author Topic: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Troll Battle Part Two, Hamal Stands His Ground  (Read 75434 times)

JacenHanLovesLegos

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: I Think I Made Trolls too Hardcore
« Reply #795 on: May 09, 2011, 04:21:06 pm »
Attach bolt to underside of crossbow as makeshift bayonet, and CHARGE!
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Quote from: Dunamisdeos on April 17, 2018, 05:47:35 pm
As it turns out, the pen was in fact a poor choice for melee combat in comparison to the sword.
Quote from: woose1 on October 04, 2013, 05:26:51 am
So I just started playing this game and I accidentally nuked the moon.

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: I Think I Made Trolls too Hardcore
« Reply #796 on: May 09, 2011, 05:21:27 pm »
Fire at The trolls weapon
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: I Think I Made Trolls too Hardcore
« Reply #797 on: May 09, 2011, 06:56:27 pm »
Quote from: FuzzyZergling on May 09, 2011, 02:33:56 pm
Quote from: Tarran on May 09, 2011, 02:31:04 pm
Forget the Troll and go... wherever is needed to continue the story.
The only unexplored areas in the magma sea are the downward tunnel on the northern island, and the inside of the Gobbosium to the east.
Downward tunnel then.

Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on May 09, 2011, 03:51:05 pm
Haunt Tarran.
Oh hai buddy. How 'ya 'doin all cold and such?
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: I Think I Made Trolls too Hardcore
« Reply #798 on: May 09, 2011, 07:21:14 pm »
Punch the wall in a fit of rage
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: I Think I Made Trolls too Hardcore
« Reply #799 on: May 09, 2011, 08:27:27 pm »
Break Rochells' hands.
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Quote from: PTTG?? on May 24, 2012, 12:34:25 pm
He's just keeping up with the Cardassians.

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: I Think I Made Trolls too Hardcore
« Reply #800 on: May 09, 2011, 08:59:38 pm »
Try to sneak up the lift by climbing
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"Those who guard their back encounter death from the front." - Drow Proverb.
Quote from: Phantom on October 05, 2010, 08:35:46 am
I will punch you in the soul if you do that again.
"I'm going to kill another dragon and then see if I can't DUAL-WIELD DRAGONS!
Because I can"-WolfTengu

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: I Think I Made Trolls too Hardcore
« Reply #801 on: May 12, 2011, 03:38:33 pm »
Tarran:
Seeing your comrade's death, you turn and hurry back across the bridge in a tactical withdraw!
You reach the other side, where the trolls seem even more agitated. Eager to avoid them, you head underground.
The tunnel slopes downward, eventually becoming stairs. You can't shake a feeling of foreboding, and chills run up and down your spine.
The stairs turn, eventually becoming a spiral. You feel vaguely horrified for no reason you can place.

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You attack, closing the distance with a charge! [2-1] The troll proves to be surprisingly dexterous, parrying the strike with his club!
[2] He raises his weapon high, swinging down with full force! You manage to jump away, avoiding the blow [5] and landing on your feet!

HighEndNoob:
You fire, [6+1] landing a perfect hit on his [6+1] unprotected wrist!
[2-1] He drops the club!
Chifwun is unarmed, in pain.

KaguroDraven:
You hop silently onto the lift, and look over to the other. It has just stopped its decent, so this one should begin rising momentarily.

"Uuaarrrr!"
Bestclub! Bestclub! never drop the Bestclub!
Chifwun scrambles for his club, [1] but in his panic only succeeds in knocking it further from his grasp!

Megaman:
You attack the wall in your anger, [3+2] and the brittle obsidian shatters under your mighty smash!
[1] [2] Both Rochell and Zrk2 tumble from the platform as it crumbles beneath them, [1] [1] and sustain injuries from the fall!
[3] Rochell, protected only by her clothing, is cut all along her lower body by the sharp glasslike fragments!
[3-2] Zrk2, in his armor, fares much better, [2] but loses consciousness from his sustained injuries!
Zrk2 is unconscious. Rochell is suffering blood loss, -1 to dodge.

JacenHanLovesLegos:
Frusturated with your failed bandaging, you instead turn to the offensive.
Attaching a bolt to your crossbow, you craft a makeshift bayonet.
With that taken care of, you charge back into the fray! The platform has collapsed, and you stab at the elf with your crossbayonet!
[1+1] She avoids it, and punches you [6-2] in the face! You are stunned by the blow!
Jacen is stunned.

Zrk2:
You drift in a semi-aware state, only your amazing dwarven constitution keeping you from bleeding out.
[4] Zrk2's bleeding has slowed.

"Ha! Take that! I don't need a weapon, I am a weapon!

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: You Might Not All Die, Maybe
« Reply #802 on: May 12, 2011, 03:43:00 pm »
You are all going to die. I shall make much merry at your suffering.
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: You Might Not All Die, Maybe
« Reply #803 on: May 12, 2011, 03:51:18 pm »
Go down the stairs.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: You Might Not All Die, Maybe
« Reply #804 on: May 12, 2011, 04:50:04 pm »
DESTROY HER!
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Quote from: Dunamisdeos on April 17, 2018, 05:47:35 pm
As it turns out, the pen was in fact a poor choice for melee combat in comparison to the sword.
Quote from: woose1 on October 04, 2013, 05:26:51 am
So I just started playing this game and I accidentally nuked the moon.

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: You Might Not All Die, Maybe
« Reply #805 on: May 12, 2011, 05:43:22 pm »
Shoot the troll's leg, than run to the lift.
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: You Might Not All Die, Maybe
« Reply #806 on: May 12, 2011, 06:11:20 pm »
Quote from: Tarran on May 12, 2011, 03:51:18 pm
Go down the stairs.
Watch that first step, it's tricky especially when a ghost might be trying to kill you.
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: You Might Not All Die, Maybe
« Reply #807 on: May 12, 2011, 06:12:26 pm »
Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on May 12, 2011, 06:11:20 pm
Quote from: Tarran on May 12, 2011, 03:51:18 pm
Go down the stairs.
Watch that first step, it's tricky especially when a ghost might be trying to kill you.
Whatever, be all ghosty and stuff, I don't care.
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: You Might Not All Die, Maybe
« Reply #808 on: May 12, 2011, 06:13:32 pm »
Quote from: Tarran on May 12, 2011, 06:12:26 pm
Whatever, be all ghosty and stuff, I don't care.
I'm just messing with you, we all know dead people can't kill anyone.
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: You Might Not All Die, Maybe
« Reply #809 on: May 12, 2011, 08:09:13 pm »
Stomp the tall, pointy eared, and annoying FLESHBAG into the ground!
Sorry Zrk
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