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Troll on Fire is the best meme ever.

Troll on Fire is terrible, FORE is much better.

I'm still waiting for my dragons!

[JacenHanLovesLegos]

Silly elfs.
DUAL CROSSBOW BOLT TO THE HEAD!

[Zako]

Maybe trolls always look sad? That is unless they are ripping some poor guy apart or are on fire.

Maybe the troll that was on fire was his friend? Best not to mention that to him...

[IronyOwl]

He just lost his beloved ham sandwich. It was so awesome, but now he's eaten it all.

Also, his eyes give the impression of confusion or just sort of waiting for something. If he was sad I'd expect them to not be perfectly round.

[Tarran]

Maybe the troll that was on fire was his friend? Best not to mention that to him...

...I'm kinda glad I'm not there, since it was me who set the troll on fire...

He'd probably smash me into pancakes.

[FuzzyZergling]

Hey guy's, I'm back.
Here are those maps I said I could do:

Spoiler: Ground Floor (click to show/hide)

Jacen, Zrk2, and Rockman are in that first long room in the upper right.

Spoiler: Magma Sea (click to show/hide)

Riki and Gump are at the northern face of that round building.
Tarran is at the end of the cave tunnel/beginning of the walkway in the top left.
Metal is in the square room inside the cave.
Hamal is on the cave side of the drainage path (the path with the non-solid border).

I think it's just Zrk2 that needs to post actions?

[FuzzyZergling]

Zrk2?
You there?
I bet it's the bow, dwarves are always distracted around artifacts. WAKE UP AND AXE SOMETHING, BEARDY.

[Zrk2]

Ahhh, went away and had a busy week... Sorry. Charge through the door after the bolt is fired.

[FuzzyZergling]

KaguroDraven:
You note that the goblin who caused this ruckus is Gump, then bolt.
There is a convenient path directly behind which you take, leading you to the northwest. When you stop, you are on an island with uneven ground.
Bad news: Trolls.
Good news: They can't see or hear you, and their sense of smell isn't good enough to find you directly.
Rikishak is winded.

Tarran:
You travel across with Metal, reaching a spire which rises in the center. Scattered around are helmeted trolls, who seem agitated even though their helmets block out all sight and sound. You also find the source of the agitation, Rikishak.
Other things of note are a cave, as well as the elevator platform which you think is to the south, across a path. There is another path, which leads to the east.
Tarran's pain has subsided.

HighEndNoob:
You pick your way across the obsidian, [1] but the sleek surface is incredibly hard to navigate. You slip, but catch the edge with your hand!
[2] You pull yourself up, but your shield was lost to the magma below. Eventually, you edge carefully back to the elevator platform.
The cave is to the west, with other paths to the north and east. Actually, you think you can spot Tarran to the north.
Hamal has lost his shield.

quip:
Riki pulls himself down the chair pile, and sprints off. Now what's gotten him so frightened?
You get your answer when the troll rounds the corner, and start running after him.
You make it about half way before noticing that the troll isn't following.

Ahra:
You follow Tarran after another quick sweep of the room, reaching the spire to the east.
Taking stock of the situation, this is what you come up with:
Yourself, Tarran, and Rikishak are on this island north of the elevator. You don't know where Gump or Hamal are, the last time you saw them was inside the circular room inside the cave. Gump disappeared first, likely down a drain, and Hamal stayed back to look for her. They are likely to be either to the the east, south, or back in the cave, as there's not many other places to be.
The current paths you can take are to the west, the cave, to the south, the elevator, to the east, unknown, or downwards, unknown.

stupid Meat running from chifwun.
ha, chifwun guard up-and-down. only way out.
The troll stops, and turns around, heading west.

Megaman:
You punch the wall, [2+2] shutting the elf up right quick.
You fire off a bolt from your crossbow, [6-2-1] striking her in [4+2-1] the chest! Her right lung is completely destroyed and an artery is nicked!
Rochell is having trouble breathing, is bleeding.

JacenHanLovesLegos:
Seeing Rock's first bolt hit with such lethality, you fire as well!
[1+1-1] [2+1-1] Both your shots miss, striking the wall below her feet! Damn it, why is this duel wielding thing so HARD?
The elf draws back her bow, and fires at you! [2+2+1] You take an arrow to the [5] right arm, and as it cuts through your flesh you lose hold of a crossbow!
Jacen is bleeding, is holding only one crossbow.

Zrk2:
You shake off the artifact stupor and charge into the room! There are doorways behind the elf, meaning that there must be a way up.
[6] Sure enough, you spot a staircase digging into the wall on your left, and sprint up!
Coming out atop the platform, you find yourself faced with an angry archer firing point-blank!
She looses an arrow, [6+2] which impacts deep into your [6+1] left shoulder, bursting a major artery!
You quickly bring your axe to bare, [2+1-1] but she dances aside! She starts yelling something, but you don't understand the mix of goblin and elven words.
Zrk2 is suffering major blood loss, -1 to dodge, -1 to damage.

Shit, that golem could be trouble. But no matter, you're sure that it couldn't make a hit like that twice.
"Do you not see how outmatched you are? Give up, for you face Rochell, greatest warrior in the goblin army!"

Spoiler: Temp Mods and Notes (click to show/hide)

Kaguro/Riki is winded.
Tarran has no modifiers.
HEN/Hamal has no modifiers.
Ahra/Metal has no modifiers.
quip/Gump has no modifiers.

Chifwun has no modifiers.

Jacen is bleeding. 1/2 crossbows.
Zrk2 has major blood loss, -1 dodge and -1 damage.
Rockman has no modifiers.

Rochell is having trouble breathing, is bleeding.

So, are the maps alright? Feel free to ask for clarification on anything.

Spoiler: Troll Warrior's Stats (click to show/hide)

Name: Chifwun
Race: Troll
Gender: Male
Weapon: Legendary Greatclub (Charmed Obsidian)
Armor: Steel
Special: Troll Warrior (+1 Dodge, +1 Damage), Clublord (+1 hit)
Stats: +3 Damage, +3 Armor

Spoiler: Archer's Stats (click to show/hide)

Name: Rochell
Race: Elf
Gender: Female
Weapon: Legendary Bow (Highwood)
Armor: None
Special: Bowlady (+2 Hit), Goblin Ethics (+1 Damage, -1 Dodge)
Stats: +2 Hit, +1 Dodge, +3 Unarmored

[JacenHanLovesLegos]

Yell "ELVEN SCUM" and shoot it again. This time in the head.

[HighEndNoob]

Try to find Tarran, scanning for a spare shield along the way.

[Tarran]

Go to the elevators.

[Zrk2]

'Biotch! Let's do this shit!' Attack again.

[Ahra]

follow tarran

[KaguroDraven]

Sneak to elevators

[quip]

Wait until Kaguro's sneaked past (if they can), then walk nearish (close enough so I don't need to shout to be heard, far enough to stand a small chance of running) to the Troll weaponlord and ask for a parley.