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Troll on Fire is the best meme ever.

Troll on Fire is terrible, FORE is much better.

I'm still waiting for my dragons!

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Suggestion: Team Fighting The Weaponlord Action: Banzai!

Or if that doesn't work for you guys:

Charge the Weaponlord and stab him in the upper spine from behind.

[quip]

I wonder if I could just walk past him...
Oh, uh... Yeah, obviously I wouldn't leave you lot to fight him...
Shout and make it seem like I'm on the weaponlords side by flashily mock-parrying blows that wouldn't have hit him anyway, makeing sure to stay just out of his reach at the same time.
If this works next turn I'll try to hit him in the back.
Thats what he gets for not letting me get hot goblin on goblin action!

[SeriousConcentrate]

Ignore wounds and battle onwards! I'm not stopping until one of us dies.

[KaguroDraven]

Ignore the disgusting creatures and grab the arm and start eating >.> <.<

[HighEndNoob]

Shoot the weaponlord in the chest or head while he's busy attacking someone else.

[FuzzyZergling]

Tarran and MetalSlimeHunt:
Tarran, seeing the goblin easily defeating his comrades, springs forward to attack!
Metal joins in, and they strike in unison!
[5+1-2] Tarran aims for the axe, [6] batting it aside with a swing of his hammer!
[5+2+1-2] With his opponent distracted and off balance, Metal is free to attack! [3+1-3] With a mighty shove of his halberd, he skewers the goblin, lifting and flinging him!
He land rolling, unharmed, but has lost his axe!
Demnas is unarmed.
quip:
You attempt to deceive the Axelord into thinking you're on his side.
You gesture wildly, parrying blows thet are nowhere near you! [3-1] It doesn't seem to have much of an effect on him.
SeriousConcentrate and HighEndNoob:
Gottric presses his attack, eager to seize victory while the chance prevents itself!
[2-2] His hammer swings true, but the Axelord easily flips away, out of reach!
Hamal has kept his crossbow trained, and fires! [1+1+1-2] The bolt arcs between the goblin's legs, wasted!
KaguroDraven:
Oh no! That evil creature is going to kill them, you have t-
Is that...
It is! Meat! Glorious meat!
You spring upon the treasure, gorging yourself on its sweet, juicy magnificence!
Krath:
Oh hell, you've lost an arm. That's just terribly inconvienient.
No matter, the vile creature has lost his axe, and is surely defenceless! Onward!
[6] You execute a Double Dwarven Somersault (much easier to do than those actors make it look at the theatre), latching firmly onto the goblin's chest!
He tears at you with his bare hands, [5] raking large gashes down your back through the thin prison garb!
Demnas is being grappled by Urist, Urist is in pain.
kilakan:
Well hey there, whats all this then? Goblins? You hate goblins!
You fling your ruined spear at the ball of hate and pain spasming before you, [4-3] and it clangs off the copper armor, doing no damage!

Demnas [4+1] [vs] [6] attempts to tear the dwarf off, but it stays put!
Back in his day, damned midgets stayed in their holes and died quietly, none of this unnatural counter-sieging, no sirree!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Kaguro/Riki has no modifiers.
Tarran has no modifiers.
Serious/Gottric has blood loss (-1 damage).
Krath/Urist has no weapon or armor. Suffering blood loss (-1 damage). Pained.
kilikan/Kilikan has -2 to all actions (severe wounds). No weapon.
HEN/Hamal has -1 to shield use (battle wound). No armor.
MSH has no armor.
quip/Gump has no modifiers.

Axelord Demnas is slightly winded. No weapon.

You guys got lucky with that disarming maneuver, anything but a six would have allowed him to keep his axe after the second attack.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Stab the Weaponlord in the upper body! Stabstabstabstabstabstabstab!

[Tarran]

Play Golf with the Weaponlord's head.

[HighEndNoob]

Shoot the weapon lord

[SeriousConcentrate]

Copy Tarran in an attempt to crush the goblin's head between our hammers. It will be glorious.

[KaguroDraven]

Steal the weapon lord's weapon to give to my clan when this insanity is overwith

[quip]

Restrain the axelord! He won't be able to dodge if he can't move!

[FuzzyZergling]

Krath:
You wrap your arm around the goblin, attempting to crush out his breath!
[3-3] His armor holds, preventing your dwarven strength from doing damage!
He wraps his hands around your neck, and [6+1] snaps it!
You feel the life drain out of you, your strength fading...

Next time, goblin. Next time.
Urist, dwarf has been struck down.
quip:
What? No! Your prison buddy!
You move to restrain the Axelord before any more damage can be done!
[1-1-2] Leaping into a flying tackle, you charge! The old goblin easily sidesteps, and you land in a heap.
Gump is on the ground.
MetalSlimeHunt:
You've had it with this crafty goblin and his busy claws!
Your halberd stabs toward him, [4+2-1] hitting him and [6-3] puncturing his left lung through his custom copper armor!
Demnas is having more trouble breathing.
Tarran and SeriousConcentrate:
The two of you glance at each other, silent, yet in complete understanding. If one were to look closely, they may have discerned the slightest twitch of a smile on your faces. Your friend may be dead, but there is an enemy to defeat.
Both of you rush into battle, one to each side! Your hammers fly to crush the goblin's skull!
[2+1-2] [6-2] He ducks under one, but the second strikes true! [5+2-1-3] The Axelord's head snaps back, and he is stunned by the blow!
Demnas is in pain, and is stunned.
HighEndNoob:
That bastard, he killed your comrade!
You fire, [1+1-1] but again your shot goes wild!
KaguroDraven:
That axe.
It's... Beautiful.
It calls to you, and you snatch it. It's yours now.
Rikishak is in possession of Unknown Legendary Axe. He is no longer wielding his scourge, but may switch between the two at any time.
kilakan:
Shit, Urist!
You make a flying leap, hoping to catch the vile creature by surprise!
[2-2-1] You rush past him, and he trips you! [5-2] You hit the ground, the wind knocked out of you!
Kilakan is on the ground.

Damn elves. Damn humans. Don't know when to give up, do they? Don't know when they're outmatched.
And that little rat has taken your axe. He'll die for that. They'll all die.
The Axelord raises his foot, and [4+2-2] brings it down on the elf's neck!
Demnas has placed Kilakan in a chokehold.

Spoiler: Temp Mods, Notes (click to show/hide)

Kaguro/Riki has no modifiers.
Tarran has no modifiers.
Serious/Gottric has blood loss (-1 damage).
kilikan/Kilikan has -2 to all actions (severe wounds). No weapon. In a chokehold, and on the ground.
HEN/Hamal has -1 to shield use (battle wound). No armor.
MSH has no armor.
quip/Gump has no modifiers. On the ground.

Axelord Demnas is winded and in pain. No weapon. Stunned.

Rest in peace, Urist!

[SeriousConcentrate]

No one kills the elf woman on my watch! While he's distracted trying to throttle her, I go for the knee of that leg in an attempt to shatter the patella. If he can't stand, he can't fight too well.

[Tarran]

Enraged at the death at a friend, I attack the Goblin with a fury of blows.