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Author Topic: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Troll Battle Part Two, Hamal Stands His Ground  (Read 75062 times)

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Closets are Boring, Apparently
« Reply #375 on: December 26, 2010, 06:14:48 am »

Pull the cleaver out of my armor before putting with the rest of my weapons in my *Dog Skin Backpack*
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Closets are Boring, Apparently
« Reply #376 on: December 26, 2010, 11:22:39 am »

Pull the cleaver out of my armor before putting with the rest of my weapons in my *Dog Skin Backpack*

You mean tying it to your back using your own hair?
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Closets are Boring, Apparently
« Reply #377 on: December 28, 2010, 10:40:51 am »

Consider mocking Krath before joining in his moonwalking since Tarran Terran'll probably kill me as soon as he finds me I should make the most of my short Gobbo life.
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Closets are Boring, Apparently
« Reply #378 on: December 28, 2010, 04:43:50 pm »

Consider mocking Krath before joining in his moonwalking since Tarran Terran'll probably kill me as soon as he finds me I should make the most of my short Gobbo life.
I wouldn't kill you if you didn't intentionally get my name wrong. Since you did, I will maim and kill you as soon as I see you.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Closets are Boring, Apparently
« Reply #379 on: December 28, 2010, 05:01:01 pm »

Consider mocking Krath before joining in his moonwalking since Tarran Terran'll probably kill me as soon as he finds me I should make the most of my short Gobbo life.
I wouldn't kill you if you didn't intentionally get my name wrong. Since you did, I will maim and kill you as soon as I see you.
Wait, I wasn't on a kill on site list already? I'm hurt!
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Closets are Boring, Apparently
« Reply #380 on: December 28, 2010, 09:04:53 pm »

Tarran:
You walk away, because you are entirely too awesome to be dealing with all this goblin shit.
[4] The goblins notice you, and one begins giving chase!

Krath:
You walk back to the prison, but you do it backwards because you are Just. That. Cool.
One of the guards comes barreling down the hall! Shit, you really thought that the whole "goblins want to kill you" thing would just kind of blow over.

MetalSlimeHunt:
You ready your halberd, but the human decides to take the opposite doorway, which is not being guarded by a man with a halberd.
Luckily, Gottric hits him in the head with a hammer. Good work, that.

HighEndNoob:
You bash at the goblin, [1-2] doing pretty much nothing!
[1] The goblin keeps up the pressure, but suddenly he slips and stumbles, and his lock is released!

Hamal has regained the use of his right arm.
kilakan:
You do a flying Elven Kick, [4-2] managing to leap half a meter before collapsing on the ground.
They make it look so easy at the theater.

SeriousConcentrate:
Calling upon the power of some God you heard about in history class once, you throw your hammer!
[6] It strikes him in the head, and he hits the ground unconscious!
You then retrieve your hammer.

Cook is unconscious.
KaguroDraven:
You pull at the cleaver [4-1] and it pops out easily, though it leaves a rather large cut in the copper plating.
You try to put your newfound weapon in your backpack, but you don't have one. [3-2] A nearby potato sack remedies that.

Rikishak now has a potato sack backpack, and is no longer stunned.
quip:
You join the dwarf in his walking-backwards-ness. Sooo coool.
It's a good thing you were facing in that direction, or you would have never noticed the guard heading towards you!


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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Closets are Boring, Apparently
« Reply #381 on: December 28, 2010, 09:08:42 pm »

Tie up the Cook and prepare to extract information.
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Closets are Boring, Apparently
« Reply #382 on: December 28, 2010, 09:19:07 pm »

Attempt to improvise medical supplies out of kitchen items, and heal myself with them.
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Potatos Make the Best Weapon Containers
« Reply #383 on: December 28, 2010, 10:05:34 pm »

Spin-smash the guard in the head.
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Potatos Make the Best Weapon Containers
« Reply #384 on: December 28, 2010, 11:43:46 pm »

Do the Thriller and hope the guard joins me.
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Potatos Make the Best Weapon Containers
« Reply #385 on: December 29, 2010, 03:33:23 am »

Also do the Thriller while edging away frim Krath.
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Potatos Make the Best Weapon Containers
« Reply #386 on: December 29, 2010, 01:58:51 pm »

Try to end this by shooting the goblin in the head.
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Potatos Make the Best Weapon Containers
« Reply #387 on: December 29, 2010, 03:00:48 pm »

Hang out in the background looking menacing while the others deal with Cook.
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Potatos Make the Best Weapon Containers
« Reply #388 on: December 29, 2010, 03:01:54 pm »

I would like to join.

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Potatos Make the Best Weapon Containers
« Reply #389 on: December 30, 2010, 08:19:50 pm »

Look for food while they interrigate the human.
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