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Troll on Fire is the best meme ever.

Troll on Fire is terrible, FORE is much better.

I'm still waiting for my dragons!

[SeriousConcentrate]

Get up, transfer my hammer to my other hand. Decide to turn around and find an offshoot passage, hopefully one leading to a room with some medical supplies so Kilakan and I can recover.

[Krath]

Continue hacking away at my bonds and convince the goblin to escape with me.

[FuzzyZergling]

MetalSlimeHunt and Tarran:
You both dodge away from the flaming troll, turning down a side hallway as the troll heads straight.
A moment later, there is a crash of breaking wood, and screams.
In front of you is a small wooden door.
HighEndNoob:
You shoot your crossbow again, [4+1-2] [6-1] striking the goblin in the chest a second time!
The goblin drops his crossbow, running up and grappling with you while you try to reload!
[4] He latches onto your right upper arm!
Goblin 2 is having more trouble breathing.
KaguroDraven:
You easily sneak behind the occupied human, [1] but when you try strangling him he whips around, branishing the large cleaver!
kilakan and SeriousConcentrate:
Kilakan picks up her mangled spear, while Gottric fiddles with his hold on his hammer.
Heading away from the troll (best decision of your lives, you think), you come across a small hallway with some sounds eminating.
Inside you find your companion Rikishak, and a very angry man with a large cleaver.
Krath:
You saw away at the shackles, feeling them give a little, as you speak to the goblin.
Suddenly, the entire wall opposite you seems to give way, and a behemoth of flames and screams plows through the entirety of your group of captors. A particularily fat human is thrown right at you, and you feel the impact loosen the shackles even more.
quip:
Oh shit it's a troll on fire!
Last time that happened, it took three other trolls to beat it to death.
You are pretty sure you're going to die in about twenty seconds.

Spoiler: Notes (click to show/hide)

Kaguro/Riki has no modifiers.
Tarran has no modifiers.
Serious/Gottric has -1 to hit (lost eye), -1 to attack (broken hand).
Krath/Urist has -1 to dodge (broken leg), no weapon or armor.
kilikan/Kilikan has -2 to all actions (severe wounds). No proper weapon.
HEN/Hamal has -1 to shield use (battle wound), -2 to hit (blood loss), and is in pain. No armor.
MSH has no armor.

Goblin 2 is winded and in pain.

Troll is enraged, has +3 to attack. Is on fire.

kilikan, just so you know, wielding an "improper" weapon will not effect your stats unless it's a really shitty weapon. So the broken spear is not actually counted as a spear, but as a generic "not your fists" weapon.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Open the door in a stealthy manner.

[Tarran]

After MSH opens the door, if there are enemies sneak up to the most dangerous enemy I can see and smash his head into it's body. If there are no enemies, examine the room.

[kilakan]

Attend to my own wounds while the men fight it out.

[HighEndNoob]

Wack the goblin in the head with my other arm.

[Krath]

Finish getting out of my chains and make a break for the exit.

[KaguroDraven]

Bite the hand with the cleaver in it.

[SeriousConcentrate]

Despite being mangled, I'm still the man here, so I charge the person attacking our cutebold kobold friend.

[quip]

Run away!
Where am I anyway?

[FuzzyZergling]

MetalSlimeHunt:
You open the door carefully, and it creaks open to reveal [2] a supply closet.
Tarran:
You investigate the closet.
Inside, there are a mop, broom, and other cleaning supplies, as well as clean rags and rubbing alchohol.
kilakan:
You decide not to participate in the fight, and limp around looking for something to tend to your wounds.
[1] You can't find anything even remotely suitable.
HighEndNoob:
You shield-bash the goblin! [2-1] Your weakened shield-arm doesn't hit hard enough to deter him!
[6] The goblin locks your arm!
Hamal's right arm is currently unusable.
Krath:
As you struggle with your chains, [4] the goblins manage to take down the troll!
There are only two left, and one looks badly injured.
[4] Your shackles break free and you break for the exit! [4] The two remaining guards spring after you, but can't keep up!
KaguroDraven:
You jump up and bite the human! [4-1] You draw blood, but the cleaver is held in an iron grip!
SeriousConcentrate:
You do what any man would do, which is kill something with a hammer.
[6] [1+1] You bop him right on the head, dazing him!
Cook is stunned.
quip:
You squirm in your chains, [5] and they loosen enough for you to slip your thin wrists free!
In the room are several goblin and human corpses, all with copper armor and weapons, and a burning troll corpse.
You have a feeling that the troll will be burning for a very long time.

The human swings his cleaver wildly, the kobold holding strong. It looks rather hilarious, like something out of a comedy.
[6-1] He manages to swing hard enough to dislodge Rikishak, who lands [5] on a pile of smoked hams. Comfy.

Spoiler: Notes (click to show/hide)

Kaguro/Riki has no modifiers.
Tarran has no modifiers.
Serious/Gottric has -1 to hit (lost eye), -1 to attack (broken hand).
Krath/Urist has -1 to dodge (broken leg), no weapon or armor.
kilikan/Kilikan has -2 to all actions (severe wounds). No proper weapon.
HEN/Hamal has -1 to shield use (battle wound), -2 to hit (blood loss), and is in pain. No armor. Right arm is unusable (locked).
MSH has no armor.
quip/Gump has no weapon or armor

Goblin 2 is winded and in pain.

Cook is stunned. No armor.

quip, you don't have any equipment, but the room is full of stuff, so just pick a weapon.

[KaguroDraven]

Listen to what Elder said about the disgusting races(Read as:Everything not a Kobold), and kick at the low hanging fruit.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Go back and examine the troll's warpath.

[kilakan]

stab the human from behind while he advances on the kobold.