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Author Topic: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Troll Battle Part Two, Hamal Stands His Ground  (Read 75010 times)

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: If You loved the Troll Fight, You'll Love This
« Reply #315 on: December 20, 2010, 12:36:13 am »

I say that everyone is plotting against me, and I get called crazy. Look at this. Who the hell is crazy now, huh?
You. Now put on this sauce and harness.
Oh, well alright if it will help ou-Waaaaaaaaaiiitttt a miniute....
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: If You loved the Troll Fight, You'll Love This
« Reply #316 on: December 20, 2010, 12:45:49 am »

I say that everyone is plotting against me, and I get called crazy. Look at this. Who the hell is crazy now, huh?
You. Now put on this sauce and harness.
Oh, well alright if it will help ou-Waaaaaaaaaiiitttt a miniute....
Don't worry, nothing can possibly go wrong.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: If You loved the Troll Fight, You'll Love This
« Reply #317 on: December 20, 2010, 12:48:40 am »

I say that everyone is plotting against me, and I get called crazy. Look at this. Who the hell is crazy now, huh?
You. Now put on this sauce and harness.
Oh, well alright if it will help ou-Waaaaaaaaaiiitttt a miniute....
Don't worry, nothing can possibly go wrong.
I have extreme reservations about what you consider "going wrong" to be, the greatist of which being that it does not include the possiblity of me being eaten alive.
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: If You loved the Troll Fight, You'll Love This
« Reply #318 on: December 20, 2010, 01:11:09 am »

Oh, well alright if it will help ou-Waaaaaaaaaiiitttt a miniute....
Don't worry, nothing can possibly go wrong.
I have extreme reservations about what you consider "going wrong" to be, the greatist of which being that it does not include the possiblity of me being eaten alive.
Don't worry, you'll be cooked to ashes before you can get eaten.
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: If You loved the Troll Fight, You'll Love This
« Reply #319 on: December 20, 2010, 01:12:45 am »

Yeah, you know what, this isn't working out at all. I sleep with my eyes open and my halberd sharpened from now on.
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: If You loved the Troll Fight, You'll Love This
« Reply #320 on: December 20, 2010, 11:57:02 am »

Attack the troll, aiming for the right shoulder in an attempt to break it and cripple that arm.
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: If You loved the Troll Fight, You'll Love This
« Reply #321 on: December 20, 2010, 01:02:00 pm »

Tarran:
Your torch arcs through the air, throwing its light in wild abandon as it falls!
[5] The torch hits the nearest coal pile perfectly, and it ignites!

MetalSlimeHunt:
You sprint up to the troll, [3+2] [6] bury your halberd into its foot, pull out, and leap out the door!
kilakan:
You guard your side of the door as MSH makes his run, and shut it just as he gets through!
HighEndNoob:
[6+1] Your bolt flies straight and true, piercing through Goblin 2's [2+1+1] chest!
Goblin 1 fires! [2-1] He misses! The blood loss is too much for him, and he collapses!
Goblin 2 fires! [6-1-1] [3-1] He hits, putting a bolt through your [6] neck! You are bleeding heavily!

Goblin 1 is dead. Goblin 2 is having trouble breathing. Hamal has -2 to hit (blood loss).
Krath:
You regain consciousness, and take in your surroundings.
The room is brightly lit, and there are about two dozen creatures talking amongst themselves a few meters away.
They are all wearing copper armor, and you're pretty sure that they're speaking goblin.
You are clad in chains, but they seem to be built for a human. They are a bit loose, giving you some amount af wrist control.
You are clothed in rags, your armor and weapon nowhere in sight. You still have your makeshift splint.

[3] Urist is still experiencing blood loss.
KaguroDraven:
Oh shit a troll! You are not fighting one of these again, last time you got all your ribs broke.
You run, run, as fast as you can, turning down an offshoot hallway!
After wandering for a few minutes, you [4] come across a doorway. Inside [5] is what appears to be a kitchen.

SeriousConcentrate:
Seeing MSH's successful run, you decide to give it a go!
[4] You smash its arm, [2+2] doing a fair amount of damage!
[3+1] The troll, in response, [5+2-2] kicks you right through the open door! You suffer heavy bruising all along your upper body!
As you fly through, Tarran closes his side of the door, and the lock slides into place!


Backing away from the growing heat of the door, you hear the roars of the troll as it burns.
Suddenly, the door caves outward an-OhArmokitsonfireritsgoingtoKILLUS!
Run! Run for your lives, its on fire and its PISSED!


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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: The Troll is on Fire
« Reply #322 on: December 20, 2010, 01:07:34 pm »

Grab knives and pocket them away, as well as food.
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: The Troll is on Fire
« Reply #323 on: December 20, 2010, 03:17:24 pm »

Look around for a weapon and armor I can use for now, and stealthily slip out of my chains.
« Last Edit: December 20, 2010, 05:51:15 pm by Krath »
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: The Troll is on Fire
« Reply #324 on: December 20, 2010, 03:46:04 pm »

Run! Get far, far away from this horrible hell of flaming trolls!
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: The Troll is on Fire
« Reply #325 on: December 20, 2010, 04:46:34 pm »

Dodge-run to safety, attempt to stick with the faster group of my teammates, Trip MSH up so he falls and the troll can catch him, dodge away from him quickly once I trip him, then keep dodge-running.
« Last Edit: December 20, 2010, 04:58:58 pm by kilakan »
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: The Troll is on Fire
« Reply #326 on: December 20, 2010, 04:50:59 pm »

What the hell man? I never did anything to you!
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: The Troll is on Fire
« Reply #327 on: December 20, 2010, 04:54:02 pm »

exactly you are too passive.  But no, you're the first person to come to mind, and I don't feel like trying to outrun a troll, if you can suggest someone better then I'd be happy to trip them instead.
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: The Troll is on Fire
« Reply #328 on: December 20, 2010, 04:54:43 pm »

Most likely racism is going on here. I guess. Maybe. Probably not. Kinda.Sorta.
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: The Troll is on Fire
« Reply #329 on: December 20, 2010, 04:55:52 pm »

-Nevermind, I'm not that petty anyway.-
« Last Edit: December 20, 2010, 05:01:20 pm by MetalSlimeHunt »
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