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Troll on Fire is the best meme ever.

Troll on Fire is terrible, FORE is much better.

I'm still waiting for my dragons!

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I'd like to get on the waiting list.

Name: MetalSlimeHunt
Race: Human
Gender: Male
Weapon: Halberd
That's +2 to hit, -1 to dodge, +1 to small enemies.

[SeriousConcentrate]

Charge the guard on the left recklessly, trying to smash his/her skull in.

[Tarran]

Charge the guard on the left recklessly, trying to smash his/her skull in.

Well then, there goes our chance at being stealthy.

[KaguroDraven]

Sneak up on the guard on the right and strangle them with my scourge

[FuzzyZergling]

Krath:
You toss a stone near the guards and [5] your cunning plan works perfectly!
Guards are distracted.
Tarran:
You attempt to sneak closer to the guards, [3+1] and succeed.
Kilakan:
Following Tarran's example, you try to sneak closer, [2+1] but they see you!
You strike, and [2] miss! Guard 1 strikes, and [4-2] he misses!
[6+2] You dodge so perfectly, Guard 2 is too busy watching to attack!
Guards are no longer distracted.
SeriousConcentrate:
Seeing the fight, you charge ahead! Guard 1 [2+1] is not hit, but is still unbalanced from swinging at Kilakan!
KaguroDraven:
You sneak up on Guard 2 [5+1+6] and the attack hits!
[4-2]Unfortinately, your scourge does nothing more than scratch his face and shoulders!
He turns to you, and [1] fumbles his axe!
Guard 2 has no weapon.

[6] Guard 2 doesn't let the pain crack his manly silence, and does not cry out.
No other goblins are allerted to the attack.

[Tarran]

Seeing the fight, you charge ahead! Guard 1 [2+1] is not hit, but is still unbalanced from swinging at Tarran!

Wait, weren't they attacking Kilakan, not me?

Sneak attack Guard 1 while he still doesn't know that I'm here!

[FuzzyZergling]

Wait, weren't they attacking Kilakan, not me?

Whoops, my bad.
I'll just fix that now.

[Krath]

Let loose a mighty war cry, and charge towards Guard 2, aiming for his throat with my War Axe.

[SeriousConcentrate]

Being a cheap opportunist, attack the weaponless Guard 2.

[quip]

Waitnig list me!

[JacenHanLovesLegos]

Name : JacenUrist
Race : Dwarf
Gender : Male
Weapon : War Hammer

[quip]

Spoiler:  My waiting list char (click to show/hide)

Name:Gump
Gender:Female
Race: Goblin
Weapon:Halberd(large, copper)

 +1 to small enemies, -1 to enemy damage, -1 to hit

[kilakan]

Attack guard 1's weapon arm, and attempt to keep both guards attention, via feinting, dodge any attacks they make and counter attack where possible.

[KaguroDraven]

Whip at both enemies legs to keep them off balance.

[FuzzyZergling]

Tarran:
You strike at Goblin 1, and [3+1+1] You hit!
[6+2+1] His head flies off in a bloody arc, you have somehow decapitated him with a vertical hammer blow!
Goblin 1 is dead.
Krath:
You attack Goblin 2! [3+1][5+1+1] Missing his neck, but cutting deep into his chest, your axe destroys both his lungs!
Goblin 2 is dead. Copper armor destroyed.
SeriousConcentrate:
With both goblins already dead, you instead inspect the loot.
There is 1 Copper Spear, 1 Copper Axe, and 1 Narrow Copper Armor
Kilakan:
Lacking any opponents, you dodge anyway. [5+2] You feel pretty good about yourself.
Kilakan gains +1 to next dodge.
KaguroDraven:
You whip the dead goblins. That'll show 'em!

[4]Again, you are relatively silent. No re-enforcements show up.

Spoiler: Notes (click to show/hide)

Sorry for the late turn, first day on the new job. I probably won't be able to update too often.
Sorry again.