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Troll on Fire is the best meme ever.

Troll on Fire is terrible, FORE is much better.

I'm still waiting for my dragons!

[JacenHanLovesLegos]

Point back to where I came from.
Make a right at the intersection then keep going till you find the huge entrance room.

Go inside the room the human came from.

[FuzzyZergling]

IronyOwl and TolyK:
The two of you turn to the east following Tolyk's nose and open the obsidian door.
[4] [1] The room is very small, and is completely empty.
Three of the walls are standard obsidian, while one wall is suspicious grey.

Megaman:
[3] You pick up the human and sling him over your shoulder.
Making your way back to the others, you hear sounds of tearing fabric and investigate.
In the bedroom are two creatures, a goblin and a human. [2] The goblin is in copper while the human is in steel, both wield halberds.
Your companions are nowhere to be seen, and your hostage is flailing impotently over your shoulder.

JacenHanLovesLegos:
You answer the dwarf: "Make a right at the intersection then keep going 'till you find the huge entrance room."
He thanks you, and dashes off.

Entering the large room he emerged from, you see several corpses and a tangle of machinery and gears which churns to your left.
Further away are two large, square chasms.

quip:
[4] You search the beds thoroughly, checking under them and lifting up/tearing open several lumpy matresses.
[1] You find absolutely nothing of value, and nothing has sprung up to attack while you searched.

HighEndNoob:
As Gump searches the room, you stay on the lookout for any movement.
A dwarf suddenly appears from the southern entrance, and dashes through the room leaving by the east.

BlastoiseWarlorf:
The man gives you some directions, and you thank him before sprinting away to freedom.
You encounter only two creatures before reaching the outside world, who thankfully do not give chase.
Urist McBloodRaiser, dwarven Hammerdwarf, has escaped Festerguts with his life.

Spoiler: Temp Mods and Notes (click to show/hide)

And that's two characters that have gotten out. Will anyone else escape this gobbo-infested deathtrap, or will you all trip and break your necks when you roll eight 1's in a row?
Find out next turn, same troll-place, same troll-time.

Hamal has no modifiers. Two halberds.
Gump has no modifiers.

Jacen has no modifiers. 2 crossbows.
Rock Man is slightly damaged.
Scourge has no modifiers.
Tolyk has no modifiers.

Elf Child has no modifiers. Non-hostile. Led by Scourge.
Goblin Child has no modifiers. Non-hostile. Led by Scourge.

[JacenHanLovesLegos]

Drop a rock down a chasm, then go and see what my comrades are doing.

[TolyK]

Knock down the wall.

[quip]

Pad my armour with various bedclothes!
Stylish, confortable and I will be less likely to get stabbed by passing adventurers!

[IronyOwl]

Help knock down the wall. Instruct children in finer points of knocking down walls.

[Megaman]

Throw the MEATBAG I took captive against the wall, stomp on the floor to intimidate MEATBAGS

[FuzzyZergling]

JacenHanLovesLegos:
You drop the nearest available object, [5] a head, down the nearer of the two chasms.
There is silence for several seconds, then a dull crack. You carefully look over the edge and see a slowly ascending wooden floor, with an elf corpse and what was formerly a head.

Satisfied, you make your way north back to the bedroom, but Scourge and Tolyk are nowhere to be found.
Instead, you see Rock Man menacing the human and goblin you saw previously. Rock Man makes an intimidating gesture, and the human flees in terror!

TolyK:
You back up, and give the wall a taste of your axe!
[6] The soft rock shreds easily, but your axe has become stuck! Pulling it out, you see that it has been stained with fresh blood.
You give it a sniff, and instantly recognize the scent. Troll.

IronyOwl:
You explain to the children proper wall-bashing, but before you can demonstrate the wall shudders and moves!
The center third of the wall withdraws and turns, and you are faced with a troll carrying the block of stone on its back!

Megaman:
You give the flailing nuisance a hefty toss, [3+2] and he impacts the far wall [3-1] with a thick, wet crunch!
The two creatures are instantly alert, and you stomp in a show of power! The human runs from the room!
[5] [vs] [2] Rock Man is intimidating an enemy, +1 to hit.

quip:
You pad your copper armor with soft bedclothes, increasing your defence against blunt attacks!
Suddenly, a screaming human splats against the wall to your left! You whip around and see the golem you encountered earlier, who is stomping the ground, sending noticable vibrations up your legs.
Gump's copper armor negates armor damage.

HighEndNoob:
As you peer after the strange dwarf, the sound of a violent impact jolts you into awareness!
A large golem stands in the doorway, [2] and you become terrified!
You bolt, taking the path of the dwarf to the east into a larger, corpse-strewn room.

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HEN, are you still around?

Hamal has no modifiers. Two halberds.
Gump has no modifiers.

Jacen has no modifiers. 2 crossbows.
Rock Man is slightly damaged. +1 to next hit roll.
Scourge has no modifiers.
Tolyk has no modifiers.

Elf Child has no modifiers. Non-hostile. Led by Scourge.
Goblin Child has no modifiers. Non-hostile. Led by Scourge.

Wall Troll is bleeding slightly.

[TolyK]

Hack-'n-dodge.
Also, children ahoy!

[quip]

Run from the golem screaming like a pansy elf in a random direction.

[IronyOwl]

Instruct children in the finer arts of staying far away enough from combat not to get killed. Then do opposite of own advice like any sensible parent, rushing in to bash the troll.

[Megaman]

Shoot the closest MEATBAG. If it runs follow if possible, and begin BEATDOWN

[JacenHanLovesLegos]

If troll is noticable, shoot it, if not, mention I found an elevator.

[FuzzyZergling]

TolyK:
The quickly strike out against the towering creature, [5-1] [1] but the thick hide and fur slow your axe, and you produce only a few shallow cuts!
The troll sweeps its right arm at you! [2-2] You dive, avoiding the blow!

IronyOwl:
You urge the children to stay out of danger, then rush forward to attack!
[4] [1+3-1] Your bow proves its magical strength while you bash at the troll, striking it in the gut!

[3] The troll raises a leg [6-2] and stomps down, [5+2-2] crushing your lower body and pinning you!
Scourge is in pain, bleeding, cannot stand (pinned). Troll is bleeding.

Megaman:
Both creatures flee, and you send a bolt after them while pursuing!
[1-2+1] The bolt rebounds off a wall, and strikes you [2+2] in the upper body! You feel slightly more damaged.
The goblin and human have a slight lead on you, but you match their pace.
Rock Man is damaged.

JacenHanLovesLegos:
You head back to where you last saw the others, but the room is empty.
Several beds have been upturned, and there is a mangled human corpse in the room that wasn't there before.
Sounds of combat are audible to the north, and you follow them to find Scourge and Tolyk battling a troll! There are also two children, who are not taking part in the battle.

quip:
You bolt [2] , trailing Hamal to the east.
A bolt flies past you, and rebounds off a wall. The golem is following you!

You are in a larger room, there are goblin corpses here, Hamal is in front of you, the golem is behind you, and there is a doorway to your right.

MasterControl:
You turn to find that Gump has joined you, and that the golem is giving chase! You sprint through the room, take a right, and find yourself in a large hall. The entrance is likely nearby. Would it keep following you through the countryside?

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Sorry for the wait. I have no idea if I should be encouraging or discouraging my players to kill one another.
Oh well, at least this gives me a way to railroad somebody into an unexplored area. >;]

Hamal has no modifiers. Two halberds.
Gump has no modifiers.

Jacen has no modifiers. 2 crossbows.
Rock Man is damaged.
Scourge is in pain and bleeding. Pinned by Wall Troll.
Tolyk has no modifiers.

Elf Child has no modifiers. Non-hostile. Led by Scourge.
Goblin Child has no modifiers. Non-hostile. Led by Scourge.

Wall Troll is bleeding.

[TolyK]

Slash at its leg, or torso.