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[Fniff]

Flip the helicpoter upside down and chop the things head off Grand Theft Auto style.

You manage to injure the zombie,but not kill it fully!

You have to use something more...

[Demonic Spoon]

I meant shoot it with the gun that we have with us.

Eh whatever.

ASSAULT IT WITH A BARRAGE OF FOUL LANGUAGE.

[Fniff]

I meant shoot it with the gun that we have with us.

Eh whatever.

ASSAULT IT WITH A BARRAGE OF FOUL LANGUAGE.

And bullets, too.

"FUCK SHIT CUNT COCK ASS WIPER NINJA CUNT IN DANESBERRY!" You shout as the bullets completely rip apart the zombie.

No bullets left...

You look at the letter.

[Demonic Spoon]

ASSAULT IT WITH A BARRAGE OF FOUL WRITTEN LANGUAGE.

((And I didn't mean actually type the swear words. The admins sometimes get antsy if we swear.))

[Fniff]

ASSAULT IT WITH A BARRAGE OF FOUL WRITTEN LANGUAGE.

((And I didn't mean actually type the swear words. The admins sometimes get antsy if we swear.))

((Sorry! Admins, don't kill me! I won't do it again!))

You write furiously on the letter and throw it.

The zombie is cut in half! You sail off into the sunset, finally escaping for the last time...Or do you?

Suddenly, a zombie falls down and attacks the audience! Or at least the forth wall. Then, credits.

[Demonic Spoon]

Yay! Attack the credits with our BEAR HANDS!

[Fniff]

Yay! Attack the credits with our BEAR HANDS!

You do that.

*

You are now Jack Ryan, professional Critic. A reporter comes in. "What was your thoughts on the movie?" She asks.

[Demonic Spoon]

"It sucked, big time"

Then proceed to seduce the reporter and have a whirlwind romance with her.

[Fniff]

"It sucked, big time"

Then proceed to seduce the reporter and have a whirlwind romance with her.

Oh yeaaaaaaaaaaaah.

You are now Peter Mal, random B-movie geek. One of your friends is waiting outside.

"Hey, man. How was it?" He asks.

[Demonic Spoon]

"AWESOME MAN! Now let's go rewatch it on HD DVD!"

I assume B-Movie geeks are only friends wih other B-Movie geeks as no one else wants to be friends with them.

[Fniff]

"AWESOME MAN! Now let's go rewatch it on HD DVD!"

I assume B-Movie geeks are only friends wih other B-Movie geeks as no one else wants to be friends with them.

"Dude, I watched it. It sucked. Zombie Escape 1 was awesomer then Zombie Escape 2!" You engage in friendly arguing.

[Demonic Spoon]

Agree to rewatch Zombie Escape 1 AND 2 on HD DVD.

[Fniff]

Agree to rewatch Zombie Escape 1 AND 2 on HD DVD.

"Alright, let's do that." You go back to your flat and watch both of them.

"Hey, I wonder what happened to the Postman. Let's ask the actors that when they go to comic con." Your friend asks.

[quip]

"Yeah! That would be awesome!"

[Fniff]

"Yeah! That would be awesome!"

"Hey, why hasn't fniff ended this yet?" Your friend asks.

"Because he is an asshole who thinks he can do three forum games at once, that's why."