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[quip]

"Damn, that thing is as big as my dick!" The sane part of the audiences tries to get a refund, while the B-movie fans do high-fives.

I'm sorry, I just fell out of my chair laughing.
What weapons do we have again?

[Fniff]

"Damn, that thing is as big as my dick!" The sane part of the audiences tries to get a refund, while the B-movie fans do high-fives.

I'm sorry, I just fell out of my chair laughing.
What weapons do we have again?

B-movie weapon: Shovel. Uses: 11.
Chekhov's Gun: Letter.

[quip]

Okay, use the shovel to open the big zombies guts to the outside, comment on the things digestive system (weight loss pun?) you know the drill.

And shouldn't it be Chekov's letter?

[Fniff]

Okay, use the shovel to open the big zombies guts to the outside, comment on the things digestive system (weight loss pun?) you know the drill.

And shouldn't it be Chekov's letter?

Damn, the shovel didn't even make a dent!

"Well, this thing needs to come to my weight loss center, for the FATal treatment!" No-one groaned, because the sane part of the audience left.

[Lillipad]

Become infatuated with a nearby desk fan.

[Fniff]

Become infatuated with a nearby desk fan.

Ahem.

Stop with Problem Sleuth references. It worked in the previous forum game, but this isn't even related.

[quip]

Search for nearby car to blow up.

[kilakan]

whip the letter as hard as you can at the zombies neck, attempting to cut it's head off with a massive paper cut.  Then make a joke about going postal while moving on.

[Fniff]

whip the letter as hard as you can at the zombies neck, attempting to cut it's head off with a massive paper cut.  Then make a joke about going postal while moving on.

The letter is too useless for the huge zombie!

[quip]

Run, but say something on the lines of 'See you later'.

[Fniff]

Run, but say something on the lines of 'See you later'.

"See you later, hope the alligators eat ya." You run off.

You encounter a large group of zombies. What do you do?

[quip]

Go postal with the letter!
They shall die of a thousand papercuts!

[Pillow_Killer]

Run for the helicopter.

[Fniff]

Go postal with the letter!
They shall die of a thousand papercuts!

Warning: This letter is very important! Do you want to rid of it?

[Fniff]

Run for the helicopter.

You look at the top of the building! A Helicopter! But you'll have to kill these zombies first.