Ottofar - Watch Untouchables
Yawning, you head home to relax and forget about the grim events in your town.
You pop in your all time favorite movie, The Untouchables. The 1987 one. Best. Movie. Ever.
You wonder to yourself if a Mafia member could possibly watch this without bursting into flames, or something.
After the movie ends, you go to sleep and have dreams where you are a hardboiled cop who guns down mafia members by the hundreds.
Lordnincompoop - Protect NativeForeigner
Darkness. Emptiness. Your hollow thoughts consist of nothing.
After clawing your way out of the Happytown Morgue, your decomposing feet shuffle you mindlessly back to the cordoned-off neighborhood where you died.
The cops don't know what to do when you approach, so they just let you through without incident.
You rejoin the debate, using what's left of your vocal cords to argue. You don't have a clue what you said; you hope it was convincing. That is, if you could hope anything, at all, or indeed have any conscious awareness whatsoever.
The one plus to being a shambling corpse: For some reason, you're suddenly hella good at bein' a doctor.
After everyone else goes to sleep (you don't have to sleep because you are a corpse), you mindlessly shamble over to NativeForeigner's place.
You sit in a bush and wait to see if he needs your help, mindlessly munching worms and insects. You're totally ready to perform Zombie CPR, and Zombie Mouth-to-Mouth Resuscitation. You even brought your Zombie Defibrillator and Zombie Gauze and Ointment, which all zombies receive upon becoming zombies. Apparantly.
He doesn't need your help though. Feeling no emotions whatsoever, you shamble back to the meeting place for more mindless debate.
Being a zombie sure is hard work!
Zrk2 - Investigate Ottofar
When you heard a cop had gone rogue and snuck through the police barricades to help the townies, it inspired you to go rogue, sneak through the police barricades, and help the townies. Especially since the other cop got caught and pulled back. Chief Toaster was furious. You sure hope YOU don't get caught like that rookie did.
Anyway, time to start your illegal police business in earnest! You make haste to Ottofar's place after everyone goes to sleep, to see what you can see.
Sneaking around in the dark is really hard. You stub your toe on a metal stake stuck into the ground in Ottofar's backyard.
The pain is intense and you shout curses into the night. You're sure glad nobody's around to hear you, that'd be embarrassing!
Anyway, you finally get to a window and look inside. It's his living room.
You can see Ottofar sitting there, watching the 1987 film The Untouchables, directed by Brian De Palma. Kevin Costner is SO AWESOME in this movie, you don't even know. So is Sean Connery and Robert De Niro. You love this film. It made you want to be a cop when you grew up.
Clearly, there's no way Ottofar could possibly be a Mafia member. No Mafia member could possibly watch this movie without bursting into flames or something.
Satisfied, you head home.
NativeForeigner - Be a Townie
You head home and Be a Townie. You are really good at that.
Taco Dan - Roleblock Ottofar
Alright, this time you're serious. Seriously serious.
You sneak to the front of Ottofar's house, and look through the window of the front door.
There he is. You can see him. He's in the living room, watching TV.
OH SHIT HE'S WATCHING THE UNTOUCHABLES
You quickly glance away, checking your body for signs of spontaneous combustion.
You can't watch The Untouchables; as a mafia member, you are in danger of bursting into flames from Kevin Costner's icy stare.
Phew, looks like you're fine.
You leave a delicious-looking sandwich on Ottofar's front porch. It's a ham sandwich. Everyone loves ham.
Not everyone loves chloroform in their ham sandwiches, though. Hehehe.
You sneak away, snickering to yourself.
Kevin Costner is an asshole.
KaminaSquirtle - Get Killed Horrifically
Just kidding. You go home and sleep, and have a completely uneventful night.
And then you get killed horrifically.
OH SHIT DOUBLE MOBIUS MOD LIE REACHAROUND
But yeah, you die. It was pretty gruesome.
I won't describe it. It's too gruesome. Picture the most gruesome death ever, and your death was one that would make the guy who died in your mind-picture go "DAMN THAT'S GRUESOME"
But yeah you
float off to the afterlifeWarhammer651 - Kill KaminaSquirtle horrifically.
You do so with gusto.
Man, you love your job.
Except you have to spend a few hours afterwards picking out bone fragments from your nose. Ewwwww.
Anyway, job well done. Congratulations.