Current Happytown VoteCount:
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Akigagak (3) - Muz, NativeForeigner, Trollan
Lordnincompoop (1) - Taco Dan
Mindmaker (0)
Muz (2) - Akigagak, Lordnincompoop
NativeForeigner (1) - Ottofar
Ottofar (1) - Mindmaker
Taco Dan (0) -
Trollan (0)
Warhammer651 (0)
Not Voting: Warhammer651
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As the sun dips beneath the clean, white picket fences and the last rays of sunshine retreat from this slice of suburbia, you all surround Akigagak with condemnation in your eyes.
"Wait guys!" he says, "Stop and think this through for a bit! You know me! I've lived here for years, I can't possibly be... a mafia member!"
Muz steps forward, holding up some good Lynchin' Rope.
"Sorry buddy, we just can't take that risk. You understand."
"Aaargh! I was busy mowing my lawn today! You all didn't even give me a chance!" Akigagak stammers.
"We gave you enough."
After a bit of effort, you all get the rope around Akigagak's neck and hoist him up a tree.
"*cough* *wheeze* gaaak... you're all... stupid... wrong... *phlegm* not mafia... hope they... hrk~----"
You pull him down and rifle through his pockets, finding his house key. You storm into his house to search it for clues. Akigagak's family is weeping and inconsolable, but nevermind them. Nothing in his house suggests anything in particular, he was just a normal person. In Akigagak's room, over his bed, in an ornate frame with gold leaf trim, you find a Certificate of Guaranteed Totally Not A Mafia Member, Seriously You Guys, I'm Not. Huh. Why didn't Akigagak just show you guys this thing to begin with??
Oh well, too late now...
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