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[Fniff]

You finally use your silenced pistol on Problem's face, and take his sweet hat too. A helicopter with the agency's logo on it comes down.

"Well done, Spy 320. You have saved our country. Please hand over the secret intel."

Do you?

[quip]

Ask them for identification, they could be the enemy!

[Demonic Spoon]

Shoot them in the face.

[Digital Hellhound]

Hand over Problem Sleuth's Secret Bntel.

[quip]

Ask for identification, give them Problem Sleuth's Secret Bntel, if/when they notice it's not what they want, shoot them in the face.

[Fniff]

Ask them for identification, they could be the enemy!

"We are your agency, twat."

Shoot them in the face.

Annoyed by this, you shoot them in the face, push them out of the helicopter and steal their helicopter.

Hand over Problem Sleuth's Secret Bntel.

You throw them the secret bntel, and fly away.

I will do the epilogue in the next post.

[quip]

*Re-insert evil laugh here*

[Fniff]

Mr. Spy sat happily on his new seat. He was freelance now, people could hire him all over. No restrictions, no problems. Just tons of excitement and money. No more damn Agency, no more stupid Problem Sleuth and no more bloody stupid gadgets.

It turns out Problem Sleuth survived the shot to the head, and is currently hunting after Mr.Spy. Time will tell if Problem Sleuth is successful.

Boxy McBox gave up his life of being a box and became a successful salesmen in London. He currently has three kids and a loving Tray wife.

Xanatos tried to sue Mr. Spy for copywrite infringement and lost 2 million. He lost his gambit.

Mr. Bvil got a time travel machine and became Mobster Kingpin, which is a matter for another day.

No-one knows what happened to Dr. Evil's cat. Some say he is now a ghost, wandering the ruins of the Evil Snowy Mansion, mewing unceasingly.

*

Well, that was that. Wasn't that a lot of fun?

[quip]

Yes

[Fniff]

Glad I made people happy.

Well, I guess I better start up a new sideline project.

Remember kids: Shooting people is always the answer, if you do it elegantly.

[Fniff]

Does anyone want to continue with these insane sideprojects? Well, you can!

Enjoy!

Hope you like it. It's a b-movie style forum game.

[Demonic Spoon]

Well that was fun and cool!

Remember kids: Shooting people is always the answer, if you do it elegantly.

Truer words have never beenspoken, I am so sigging that.