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[Toybasher]

Rules:

You must start out as a peasent human who is male,
 
NO Armor or weapons/shields, in fact go naked, no mods allowed.
You get 5 points for each ear bitten off, YOU HAVE TO BITE THEM OFF, no pinching, or throwing or wrestleing except to shake the ear off, biting,scratching,kicking, and of course punching is allowed
NO min maxing stats, you can ONLY add them, so no lowering memory to boost strength, etc
NO training stats on wildlife either!
The ears have to be human. You also get 2 points for each human killed.

Awards

"Iron Mike" First person to get 100 points.

"Tastes like chicken!" RIp both of somones ears off.

Can someone help me find an acceptable points system?

[Toybasher]

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[Urist McUristy]

So no backpacks? How ever will I collect my ears?

[Melagius]

I would assume all mental related stats would be very low.

[FunkyBomb]

I would assume all mental related stats would be very low.

An entire career of taking blows to the head will do that to you.

[Knigel]

So no backpacks? How ever will I collect my ears?

You don't collect them, you just keep track of how many you rip off. If that's too much trouble for you, steal a chest or barrel (not like you won't already be wanted or have anything to buy) and lug it around. You shouldn't be needing your hands that much in the first place.

[atomicoctobot]

I would assume all mental related stats would be very low.

An entire career of taking blows to the head will do that to you.

You have to wonder at how clever a person might be when they decide to make a career of taking blows to the head.

[Rowanas]

I would assume all mental related stats would be very low.

An entire career of taking blows to the head will do that to you.

You have to wonder at how clever a person might be when they decide to make a career of taking blows to the head.

Hence my refusal to play any sport that doesn't involve me being padded to twice my size and having a long stick to defend myself. Hockey rules.