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Who are you loyal to? Read today's turn before voting!

Queen and country!
- 39 (51.3%)
EMPRESS DEATH METAL
- 37 (48.7%)

Total Members Voted: 76


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Author Topic: You are minifig... Will Christmas be saved?  (Read 51494 times)

Aklyon

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Re: You are minifig... Will Christmas be saved?
« Reply #330 on: December 24, 2010, 01:15:43 pm »

And thus end the story of a schizophrenic blacksmith and his misguided quest to find love among machines. May his find true love and anti psychotic medication and many SMITH METAL fans in Lovechilds big bin of Legos for the new year.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You are minifig... Will Christmas be saved?
« Reply #331 on: December 24, 2010, 01:18:46 pm »

Fantastic story! :)
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Re: You are minifig... Will Christmas be saved?
« Reply #332 on: December 24, 2010, 04:27:13 pm »

*applause*

This was fantastic, hope to see more like it!

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Re: You are minifig... Will Christmas be saved?
« Reply #333 on: December 24, 2010, 04:44:03 pm »

next year

You are a Minifig 2
The Empress strikes back!!!!
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Re: You are minifig... Will Christmas be saved?
« Reply #334 on: December 24, 2010, 04:49:06 pm »

next year

You are a Minifig 2
The Empress strikes back!!!!


I highly regard seconding this.

Thirding too.
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Aklyon

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Re: You are minifig... Will Christmas be saved?
« Reply #335 on: December 24, 2010, 06:07:50 pm »

next year

You are a Minifig 2
The Empress strikes back!!!!


I highly regard seconding this.

Thirding too.
Seconded.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You are minifig... Will Christmas be saved?
« Reply #336 on: December 24, 2010, 06:08:42 pm »

next year

You are a Minifig 2
The Empress strikes back!!!!


I highly regard seconding this.

Thirding too.
Seconded.
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Twi

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Re: You are minifig... Will Christmas be saved?
« Reply #337 on: December 24, 2010, 06:10:36 pm »

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Re: You are minifig... Will Christmas be saved?
« Reply #338 on: December 24, 2010, 06:25:17 pm »

You know,...uh...so....looking back.....why exactly was finding the king needed to save Christmas?
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Re: You are minifig... Will Christmas be saved?
« Reply #339 on: December 24, 2010, 08:02:09 pm »

'cause the voices in Blacksmiths head said so.
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Re: You are minifig... Will Christmas be saved?
« Reply #341 on: December 24, 2010, 10:09:31 pm »

You know,...uh...so....looking back.....why exactly was finding the king needed to save Christmas?
Because if the king wasn't home for christmas, the queen would have been mad. And decapitations really ruin the holidays.
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Re: You are minifig... Will Christmas be saved?
« Reply #342 on: December 25, 2010, 02:09:18 am »

Axebeast didn't get to do anything :/
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Re: You are minifig... Will Christmas be saved?
« Reply #343 on: December 25, 2010, 08:45:08 pm »

This was an awesome story! ^_^
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Re: You are minifig... Will Christmas be saved?
« Reply #344 on: December 26, 2010, 04:23:43 am »

Extraordinarily well done, sir. This is truly a masterpiece in the grandest traditions of Bay12 (hilarious but awesome madness).
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