My plan backfired with another existential crisis?
Oh gods 
First of all, launch the anvil over the edge. We will get the gift RITE NAO.
Anvil away!
After leaving the world, it crashes out of door 23, bringing today's gift with it...
...which is an
Alchemist's Workshop.Convince the owl to perch on the anvil. It will guide the anvil in flight and let go at the last possible moment, hovering over the target ripping out eyeballs and circuit boards.
Use spare helmet lying on the ground to reforge it into a replica Sword-From-The-Stone. Have the soldiers distract the Queen and the Prince with their antics while you swap the Queen's sword for the replica.
He he he.
Looks just like the real thing!
"QUICK! Look over there!"
"What?"
"Where?"
*yoink*
Ask the all knowning owl what to do.
But make sure to only ask for the short version.
"Wise owl, what should I do?"
"You face a great dilemma. Torn as you are between your emotions and your loyalties, you must - "
"Short answer!"
"Hoot?"
Get inspired by the owl's wing, and make a flying EMPRESS Death Metal.
You will create another
EMPRESS DEATH METAL. But this one will be faster. Stronger. Better.
"Castle Rangers! We have received word that an insane scientist is trying to create another
EMPRESS DEATH METAL. You must stop him."
'
GO GO CASTLE RANGERS!
"Well done, Castle Rangers. You have saved the day again."
Decorate the bush with the gems! CHRISTMAS TREEEEEE
Finally a bit of holiday feeling.
SSTOP HAVING THOSE GOD DAMN EXSTENITAL CRISIS!!!!!!!! That is all.
HAVE ROYAL CRISIS INSTEAD ABOUT HOW CLOSE CHRISTMAS IS AND NO HAS KING!
THE VOICES ARE FEUDING, HAVE EXSISTENCAL CRISI FROM HAVING MULTIPLE VOICES IN YOUR HEAD THAT SHOUT AT EACH OTHER ALL THE TIME!
WE'VE ALREDY HAD EXISTENTIAL CRISI, WE DON'T NEED ANOTHER!
"SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP!!!"
Get the Crossbowman to replace the Dragon Knight in the Castle Rangers. Smith Metal needs all members present to lay out the soundtrack for the final battle.
"Hey Knight of the Dragon, what do you say about quitting that Ranger team so we can concentrate on our music? I've got a Crossbowman here who can fill your vacancy."
"I don't know man. I mean, one of our members was turned into a human and lost her nice voice, another was incorporated into your girlfriend... maybe we should just move on."
"We could use a few more members in the Castle Rangers though! Most ranger teams have more than three."
GO GO CASTLE RANGERS!"Now with color symmetry!"
Turn the all-knowing owl into a robotic hellbird using the power of METAL.
"Hoot!"
"HOOT."
stand on top of castle and throw queen into an empty room. tell her that it helps find her husband.
fire anvil at door.
"Hello Queen! Do you want to come with me, alone, to an empty room in the castle? It will help find your husband!"
"..."
"Look blacksmith, I don't have time for your silly games. Your monstrosity of a girlfriend is returning tomorrow, and the fate of the kingdom hangs on the battle that will take place that day. I hope you know where your loyalties are... for your own sake."
"O-of course my Queen."
>_
(I will not be available on Christmas Day, or the days thereafter, so the final turn will be tomorrow. I'm adding a poll to this thread, and its result will determine how I interpret the actions you post. Good luck.)
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