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Queen and country!

39 (51.3%)

EMPRESS DEATH METAL

37 (48.7%)

Total Members Voted: 76

[b1gb0y2013]

Chop up the maiden and cook her in a nice apple soup, and feed her to the knight. A good ending to a sad story.

[Ultimuh]

Chop up the maiden and cook her in a nice apple soup, and feed her to the knight. A good ending to a sad story.

Don't listen to those kind of voices..

Instead.. invent something.. FOR SCIENCE!

[Lovechild]

@Knight:  "I don't roll that way dude."

Got make sweet sweet love to cyborg skeleton girlfriend to wash images out of brain.

Do it!

And have another sip of ale. It's never too much of ale.

Identify the knight's love.

if it's the anvil, kill him and use him for parts.

Is it baby Jesus? I bet its baby Jesus.

Merry Christmas everybody!

"I don't roll that way, dude", you say.

"It's not you. C'mon man, I told you ages ago that you can't have relationships within the band."



"It's the Prince!"

"The Prince?"

"Yeah, man! You know, there is nothing as romantic as gladiatorial combat!"



Sure, that knight has a sentient being who loves him, but you have a cyborg skeleton! And booze!

Combine all the robots with cyborg skeleton.

Dub your creation Empress Death-METAL! Swear eternal loyalty to your new overlord/creation/girlfriend!

But you'll show them all! You will create the greatest replacement for human contact the world has ever seen!



You have created EMPRESS DEATH METAL.

Give the maiden and the queen the apples. Laugh when they fall asleep.

You hand over the apples.



He he he.



PROTIP: When you give someone a poisoned apple, make sure the apple is actually poisoned.

(Verb) the (Noun) with the (Other Noun).

Damn, you should have paid attention in English class...

throw the apples and beer into the cauldron to make some type of soup

Chop up the maiden and cook her in a nice apple soup, and feed her to the knight. A good ending to a sad story.

Don't listen to those kind of voices..

Instead.. invent something.. FOR SCIENCE!

The Queen and maiden ate the apples, so you will have to make do with the beer. You shall find out how much alcohol a human can consume... FOR SCIENCE!



Through the drunken haze you spot today's gift arriving: a Knight of the Lion.

>_

[Armok]

> Empress death metal: Terminate Knight

[V-Norrec]

Knight:  Save Blacksmith from drinking himself to death.

[Haspen]

Empress death metal: Calculate approximate position of King on the gift board, share knowledge with Blacksmith.

Blacksmith: Have existentional crisis from vast amount of acquired knowledge.

[Sheb]

Have EMPRESS Death Metal punch open the doors to get more gifts.

Otherwise, try to seduce the maiden with flowers.

[JacenHanLovesLegos]

(Kill) the (Knight of the Lion) with the (Empress Death metal).

[Furtuka]

introduce the knights to eachother

[Weirdsound]

Have EMPRESS Death Metal punch open the doors to get more gifts.

Otherwise, try to seduce the maiden with flowers.

It would be very unwise to cheat on your two story tall deathmachine girlfriend. You must sacrifice the maiden to Empress Death Metal to prevent futher impure thoughts!

[Haspen]

Ask Knight of the Lion if he is the true Prince King.

[Aklyon]

Ask Knight of the Lion if he is the true Prince King. to pull out sword in stone.

[Haspen]

Ask Knight of the Lion if he is the true Prince King. to pull out sword in stone.

I approve.

[monk12]

Have EMPRESS Death Metal punch open the doors to get more gifts.

Otherwise, try to seduce the maiden with flowers.

It would be very unwise to cheat on your two story tall deathmachine girlfriend. You must sacrifice the maiden to Empress Death Metal to prevent futher impure thoughts!

[IronyOwl]

YES. Consider Christmas saved.