Stick the helmet from the practice target on the Prince's head backwards for being such a dork.
Proceed to mutilate the practice target, isn't the reason obvious by now?
"Hey, who turned out the lights?"
You never liked that practice target anyway.
Reveal the TERRIBL TRUTH about the ROBOKING. If she can't even recognize her own husband how can she be expeted to recognize the prince? Have the prince pull the sword from the stone. If he fails, arrest him for HIGH TREASON.
Get roboking to pull the sword from the stone to prove he is (or isnt) king
"Queen, I cannot lie to you anymore. This is not your husband... this is a
ROBOT IMPOSTOR!!!"
"What? That's ridiculous."
"I will prove it to you. King! Pull out that sword!"
"I AM UNABLE TO."
"GASP! But... but where is my real husband then?!?"
while you're at it, pogram roboking to do basic commands
ROBOKING: CREATE HEIRS
?
Turn the jousting practice target into ROBO-PRINCE. Present them both to the Queen and ask which one is real.
This one wins.
These.
Yes
"WIFE I AM TO CREATE HEIRS BUT OUR REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS ARE INCOMPATIBLE. I WILL HAVE TO FIND SOMEONE MORE SUITABLE."
"PARTNER THIS OFFSPRING WILL SECURE OUR DOMINANCE OVER THE FLESHBAGS."
"IT IS BEAUTIFUL."
Also, Haspen quoted it twice.
Anyways, see what happens if stuff leaves the edge partially. As in, if a bridge is still on the border, does it disappear? Start with the queen.
The Queen is easy to push around in her current state of existential crisis.
She stays on the edge. This must mean... something.
Have EVERYONE kiss the frog.
It begiiiiiiins!
You pull off the Prince's helmet.
"Kiss this frog!"
"Okay, okay, just don't make me wear the helmet again!"
*smooch*The frog turns into a
Maiden!
No.
Remove your own head. Replace it with a nondescript block.
Isn't life pointless, after all? You can't take it anymore, you'll just tear your head off and replace it with a nondescript block... hey, what's that over there?
It's today's gift, a
Barrel of Ale and a
Mug! Suddenly you don't want to die anymore.
>_