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Who are you loyal to? Read today's turn before voting!

Queen and country!
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EMPRESS DEATH METAL
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Author Topic: You are minifig... Will Christmas be saved?  (Read 51309 times)

dragnar

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Re: You are minifig... and 10 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #180 on: December 16, 2010, 09:12:30 pm »

Have the prince kiss the frog.
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Re: You are minifig... and 10 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #181 on: December 16, 2010, 09:42:19 pm »

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The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: You are minifig... and 10 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #183 on: December 16, 2010, 10:31:42 pm »

No.

Remove your own head. Replace it with a nondescript block.

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Re: You are minifig... and 10 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #184 on: December 17, 2010, 05:26:58 am »

Stick the helmet from the practice target on the Prince's head backwards for being such a dork.

Proceed to mutilate the practice target, isn't the reason obvious by now?



"Hey, who turned out the lights?"



You never liked that practice target anyway.

Reveal the TERRIBL TRUTH about the ROBOKING. If she can't even recognize her own husband how can she be expeted to recognize the prince? Have the prince pull the sword from the stone. If he fails, arrest him for HIGH TREASON.
Get roboking to pull the sword from the stone to prove he is (or isnt) king



"Queen, I cannot lie to you anymore. This is not your husband... this is a ROBOT IMPOSTOR!!!"

"What? That's ridiculous."

"I will prove it to you. King! Pull out that sword!"



"I AM UNABLE TO."

"GASP! But... but where is my real husband then?!?"

while you're at it, pogram roboking to do basic commands

ROBOKING: CREATE HEIRS

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Turn the jousting practice target into ROBO-PRINCE. Present them both to the Queen and ask which one is real.
This one wins.
These.
Yes



"WIFE I AM TO CREATE HEIRS BUT OUR REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS ARE INCOMPATIBLE. I WILL HAVE TO FIND SOMEONE MORE SUITABLE."



"PARTNER THIS OFFSPRING WILL SECURE OUR DOMINANCE OVER THE FLESHBAGS."



"IT IS BEAUTIFUL."

Also, Haspen quoted it twice.

Anyways, see what happens if stuff leaves the edge partially. As in, if a bridge is still on the border, does it disappear? Start with the queen.



The Queen is easy to push around in her current state of existential crisis.



She stays on the edge. This must mean... something.

Have EVERYONE kiss the frog.
It begiiiiiiins!



You pull off the Prince's helmet.

"Kiss this frog!"

"Okay, okay, just don't make me wear the helmet again!"



*smooch*



The frog turns into a Maiden!

No.

Remove your own head. Replace it with a nondescript block.



Isn't life pointless, after all? You can't take it anymore, you'll just tear your head off and replace it with a nondescript block... hey, what's that over there?



It's today's gift, a Barrel of Ale and a Mug! Suddenly you don't want to die anymore.

>_
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Re: You are minifig... and 8 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #185 on: December 17, 2010, 05:44:01 am »

Get the prince and roboking to help you do a keg stand.
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Re: You are minifig... and 8 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #186 on: December 17, 2010, 10:50:58 am »

Get the prince and roboking to help you do a keg stand.

We have robo-arm. We can do a ked stand by outselves.
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Re: You are minifig... and 8 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #187 on: December 17, 2010, 11:01:06 am »

In a flurry of drunken inspiration combine Robot Girlfriend and the Maiden into Cyborg Girlfriend!
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Re: You are minifig... and 8 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #188 on: December 17, 2010, 11:10:51 am »

In a flurry of drunken inspiration combine Robot Girlfriend and the Maiden into Cyborg Girlfriend!
Too bad he can't see who's who in his drunken haze.
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Re: You are minifig... and 8 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #189 on: December 17, 2010, 11:15:59 am »

In a flurry of drunken inspiration combine Robot Girlfriend and the Maiden into Cyborg Girlfriend!
Too bad he can't see who's who in his drunken haze.
Yeah... Too bad...

Do it anyway.
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Re: You are minifig... and 8 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #190 on: December 17, 2010, 11:16:42 am »

In a flurry of drunken inspiration combine Robot Girlfriend and the Maiden into Cyborg Girlfriend!
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Re: You are minifig... and 8 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #191 on: December 17, 2010, 01:38:45 pm »

In a flurry of drunken inspiration combine Robot Girlfriend and the Maiden into Cyborg Girlfriend!
Too bad he can't see who's who in his drunken haze.
Yeah... Too bad...

Do it anyway.
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Re: You are minifig... and 8 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #193 on: December 17, 2010, 02:27:51 pm »

In a flurry of drunken inspiration combine Robot Girlfriend and the Maiden into Cyborg Girlfriend!
Too bad he can't see who's who in his drunken haze.
Yeah... Too bad...

Do it anyway.
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Re: You are minifig... and 8 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #194 on: December 17, 2010, 03:40:44 pm »

BRIDGE INTO THE UNKNOWN!
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