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Queen and country!
- 39 (51.3%)
EMPRESS DEATH METAL
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Author Topic: You are minifig... Will Christmas be saved?  (Read 51313 times)

Haspen

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Re: You are minifig... and 11 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #150 on: December 14, 2010, 11:46:53 am »
If he IS a true prince...

...make him dissappear and become the new heir!
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Re: You are minifig... and 11 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #151 on: December 14, 2010, 12:08:29 pm »
Take every member of our band (including ourselves) off to the side and have them try pulling the sword from the stone.

If we all fail, I guess let the prince do it.

Maybe the frog will get lucky or the pig will have an uncle he never knew about. :P
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Re: You are minifig... and 11 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #152 on: December 14, 2010, 09:38:16 pm »
Quote from: Demonic Spoon on December 14, 2010, 10:07:26 am
Pull the swrd outof the stone to prove that you are the long lost heir to the throne. Failing that have the prince pull it out to prove his claims. If he fails, arrest him or HIGH TREASON!
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Re: You are minifig... and 11 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #153 on: December 15, 2010, 05:06:02 am »
Quote from: SHAD0Wdump on December 14, 2010, 09:45:45 am
Throw a bunch of stuff off the edge of the world and watch what happens.
Quote from: Armok on December 14, 2010, 09:58:41 am
Yea. Throw all the stuff over the edge. ALL OF IT!



You start by throwing out the apple.



It reappears!



And falls down. This makes it feel a little pointless to throw out the rest of the stuff.

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Quote from: Demonic Spoon on December 14, 2010, 10:07:26 am
Pull the swrd outof the stone to prove that you are the long lost heir to the throne. Failing that have the prince pull it out to prove his claims. If he fails, arrest him or HIGH TREASON!
Quote from: quip on December 14, 2010, 11:13:48 am
Use the power of METAL! to pull the sword out the stone.
Quote from: Ultimuh on December 14, 2010, 11:36:35 am
I have said it before and I say it again.
The prince is an impostor!
Demand that the prince pulls the sword out of the stone to prove this.
Quote from: Haspen on December 14, 2010, 11:46:53 am
If he IS a true prince...

...make him dissappear and become the new heir!
Quote from: IronyOwl on December 14, 2010, 12:08:29 pm
Take every member of our band (including ourselves) off to the side and have them try pulling the sword from the stone.

If we all fail, I guess let the prince do it.

Maybe the frog will get lucky or the pig will have an uncle he never knew about. :P



You pull the sword with all your might, but you can't move it!



Neither can the rest of the band.



You have the Prince do it instead. He is just about to, when...



...the Queen stops him.

"Son, don't pull out that sword! We might need it if we ever need to find a lost heir or something."

"I guess you're right, mom..."

"But what if the Prince is an impostor?" you say.

"What, you don't think I can recognise my own son?"



And that's when today's gift appears. Is it a robot? No, it's a Jousting Practice Target!

>_
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Re: You are minifig... and 10 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #154 on: December 15, 2010, 05:44:54 am »
Stick the helmet from the practice target on the Prince's head backwards for being such a dork.

Proceed to mutilate the practice target, isn't the reason obvious by now?
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Re: You are minifig... and 10 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #155 on: December 15, 2010, 06:41:20 am »
Reveal the TERRIBL TRUTH about the ROBOKING. If she can't even recognize her own husband how can she be expeted to recognize the prince? Have the prince pull the sword from the stone. If he fails, arrest him for HIGH TREASON.
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Re: You are minifig... and 10 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #156 on: December 15, 2010, 06:44:09 am »
Quote from: Demonic Spoon on December 15, 2010, 06:41:20 am
Reveal the TERRIBL TRUTH about the ROBOKING. If she can't even recognize her own husband how can she be expeted to recognize the prince? Have the prince pull the sword from the stone. If he fails, arrest him for HIGH TREASON.

Get roboking to pull the sword from the stone to prove he is (or isnt) king
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Re: You are minifig... and 10 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #157 on: December 15, 2010, 07:11:40 am »
Turn the jousting practice target into ROBO-PRINCE. Present them both to the Queen and ask which one is real.
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Re: You are minifig... and 10 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #158 on: December 15, 2010, 07:23:41 am »
Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 15, 2010, 07:11:40 am
Turn the jousting practice target into ROBO-PRINCE. Present them both to the Queen and ask which one is real.
This one wins.
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Re: You are minifig... and 10 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #159 on: December 15, 2010, 08:19:57 am »
Quote from: SHAD0Wdump on December 15, 2010, 07:23:41 am
Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 15, 2010, 07:11:40 am
Turn the jousting practice target into ROBO-PRINCE. Present them both to the Queen and ask which one is real.
This one wins.
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Re: You are minifig... and 10 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #160 on: December 15, 2010, 09:21:50 am »
Quote from: Haspen on December 15, 2010, 08:19:57 am
Quote from: SHAD0Wdump on December 15, 2010, 07:23:41 am
Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 15, 2010, 07:11:40 am
Turn the jousting practice target into ROBO-PRINCE. Present them both to the Queen and ask which one is real.
This one wins.
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Re: You are minifig... and 10 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #161 on: December 15, 2010, 09:46:05 am »
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Re: You are minifig... and 10 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #162 on: December 15, 2010, 09:55:34 am »
while you're at it, pogram roboking to do basic commands
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Re: You are minifig... and 10 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #163 on: December 15, 2010, 09:58:46 am »
Quote from: ricky on December 15, 2010, 09:55:34 am
while you're at it, pogram roboking to do basic commands

ROBOKING: CREATE HEIRS

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Re: You are minifig... and 10 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #164 on: December 15, 2010, 09:59:22 am »
i was thinking more like speak...
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