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Who are you loyal to? Read today's turn before voting!

Queen and country!
- 39 (51.3%)
EMPRESS DEATH METAL
- 37 (48.7%)

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JacenHanLovesLegos

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Re: You are minifig... and 16 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #90 on: December 09, 2010, 01:56:54 pm »
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Quote from: Dunamisdeos on April 17, 2018, 05:47:35 pm
As it turns out, the pen was in fact a poor choice for melee combat in comparison to the sword.
Quote from: woose1 on October 04, 2013, 05:26:51 am
So I just started playing this game and I accidentally nuked the moon.

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Re: You are minifig... and 17 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #91 on: December 09, 2010, 03:33:02 pm »
Well, first off:
Quote from: Lovechild on December 09, 2010, 05:22:06 am
You heroically grab the King and save him from his loving wife.
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Calmly and rationally lock the Queen in the chest after you empty it.
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To argue with a man who has renounced the use and authority of reason, and whose philosophy consists in holding humanity in contempt, is like administering medicine to the dead, or endeavoring to convert an atheist by scripture.
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Re: You are minifig... and 17 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #92 on: December 09, 2010, 04:20:17 pm »
Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 09, 2010, 03:33:02 pm
Well, first off:
Quote from: Lovechild on December 09, 2010, 05:22:06 am
You heroically grab the King and save him from his loving wife.
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Calmly and rationally lock the Queen in the chest after you empty it.
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Ricky

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Re: You are minifig... and 16 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #93 on: December 09, 2010, 04:40:19 pm »
> throw the chest in one of the dark rooms, with the queen in it. that'll show her.


then open the next door on the list, with the only way you know how. METAWWWLLLL
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Ah, I wish I had been lucky enough to be scum.
I'd make such great scum...

Il Palazzo

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Re: You are minifig... and 16 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #94 on: December 09, 2010, 11:08:27 pm »
Just chiming in with all the praise - this is brilliant.
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mcclay

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Re: You are minifig... and 16 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #95 on: December 10, 2010, 12:28:14 am »
open d a chest of magic thinges 'umie!
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Re: You are minifig... and 16 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #96 on: December 10, 2010, 12:42:41 am »
No I say, no!  The queen did nothing to deserve this.  Instead, compose an epic hip-hop ballad for the Queen and play it for her, as an apology for adding additional arms to the Robo-King without her permission.
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IronyOwl

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Re: You are minifig... and 16 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #97 on: December 10, 2010, 02:51:16 am »
I apologize for nothing. He may be her husband, but he is still OUR king!

Sort of.
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Quote from: Radio Controlled (Discord)
A hand, a hand, my kingdom for a hot hand!
Quote from: Ozarck on January 02, 2021, 01:32:20 pm
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: You are minifig... and 16 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #98 on: December 10, 2010, 05:00:00 am »
Quote from: JacenHanLovesLegos on December 09, 2010, 01:56:54 pm
Quote from: USEC_OFFICER on December 09, 2010, 01:30:08 pm
Quote from: quip on December 09, 2010, 11:11:50 am
Quote from: tomas1297 on December 09, 2010, 11:03:57 am
Quote from: Dwarf Midget on December 09, 2010, 09:03:34 am
Quote from: Aklyon on December 09, 2010, 07:43:53 am
Bash chest open using the power of METAL
Quote from: Shades on December 09, 2010, 11:12:45 am
Quote from: GlyphGryph on December 09, 2010, 11:02:55 am
Open it with the power of your hands!
Quote from: mcclay on December 10, 2010, 12:28:14 am
open d a chest of magic thinges 'umie!



You open the chest using the power of your METAL HAND! It is full of gems!

Quote from: The Merchant Of Menace on December 09, 2010, 07:45:51 am
Stop being an abusive bastard...



"Honey, I'm sorry. I don't know what I was thinking of. Let's just put all of this behind us."

"YES BOYFRIEND. I WAS BUILT TO FULFIL YOUR DESIRES THUS WE ARE MEANT FOR EACH OTHER."

Quote from: monk12 on December 09, 2010, 04:20:17 pm
Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 09, 2010, 03:33:02 pm
Well, first off:
Quote from: Lovechild on December 09, 2010, 05:22:06 am
You heroically grab the King and save him from his loving wife.
Sigged.

Calmly and rationally lock the Queen in the chest after you empty it.
Quote from: ricky on December 09, 2010, 04:40:19 pm
> throw the chest in one of the dark rooms, with the queen in it. that'll show her.


then open the next door on the list, with the only way you know how. METAWWWLLLL
Quote from: V-Norrec on December 10, 2010, 12:42:41 am
No I say, no!  The queen did nothing to deserve this.  Instead, compose an epic hip-hop ballad for the Queen and play it for her, as an apology for adding additional arms to the Robo-King without her permission.



You lay down somw beats, yo.



Have you soothed the Queen's anger, or just made her even more convinced that you are an unstable psycho? Who knows.



After all that hiphop you need some metal, which you direct at door 10.



It opens, revealing today's gift: a Skeleton!

>_

(I will be going away over the weekend, so the next update will be Sunday evening or Monday morning.)
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Demonic Spoon

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Re: You are minifig... and 15 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #99 on: December 10, 2010, 05:24:27 am »
Set the land on FIRE!
« Last Edit: December 10, 2010, 08:28:44 am by Demonic Spoon »
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Re: You are minifig... and 15 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #100 on: December 10, 2010, 06:37:56 am »
Tag-team fight the Skeleton with swords/maces with the Dragon Knight fellow.
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The Merchant Of Menace

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Re: You are minifig... and 15 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #101 on: December 10, 2010, 06:43:41 am »
Find out if the skeleton is friendly first.
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Re: You are minifig... and 15 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #102 on: December 10, 2010, 08:26:32 am »
Recruit skeleton as a back-up dancer for the Queen.
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Demonic Spoon

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Re: You are minifig... and 15 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #103 on: December 10, 2010, 08:28:22 am »
Way to make the queen feel fat there dude, very mean. I approve.
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IronyOwl

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Re: You are minifig... and 15 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #104 on: December 10, 2010, 12:03:01 pm »
Quote from: USEC_OFFICER on December 10, 2010, 08:26:32 am
Recruit skeleton as a back-up dancer for the Queen.
Or just recruit him into our band. It's good to have a varied roster, even if we're probably already too large to use everyone at once.
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Quote from: Radio Controlled (Discord)
A hand, a hand, my kingdom for a hot hand!
Quote from: Ozarck on January 02, 2021, 01:32:20 pm
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.
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