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EMPRESS DEATH METAL

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Total Members Voted: 76

[V-Norrec]

Search for adventure, namely, saving the mechanical replacement king from the evil weapon rack that is clearly a(n) thief/assassin in disguise.

[quip]

Craft a legendry Smith Metal band, all foes shall fall before the power of rock.

[monk12]

This is amazing.

Search for adventure, namely, saving the mechanical replacement king from the evil weapon rack that is clearly an thief/assassin in disguise.

Use the popularity of the act to catapult you into fame and fortune, as well as to popularize our METAL SMITH band.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

Melt down one o' them weapons to make yourself a shield.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Melt down one o' them weapons to make yourself a shield.

Then screw it up and accidentally pour molten iron on your hand, inventing the first power fist. Or somthing.

[monk12]

Melt down one o' them weapons to make yourself a shield.

Then screw it up and accidentally pour molten iron on your hand, inventing the first power fist. Or somthing.

Johnny Trumain?

[Aklyon]

This is awesome.

[Lovechild]

Walk through the photo of the king.

To do that, you would have to go through door 9... and that won't open until the 9th.

Search for adventure, namely, saving the mechanical replacement king from the evil weapon rack that is clearly an thief/assassin in disguise.

Use the popularity of the act to catapult you into fame and fortune, as well as to popularize our METAL SMITH band.

Craft a legendry Smith Metal band, all foes shall fall before the power of rock.

You raise your Axe and strike down the sinister weapon rack!



Your bravery will not go unrewarded; today's gift, a Knight of the Dragon, has decided to join your Smith Metal Band!

Melt down one o' them weapons to make yourself a shield.

Then screw it up and accidentally pour molten iron on your hand, inventing the first power fist. Or somthing.

You start reforging the spear...



Oh god something went wrong.



Hey! Cool!

>_

[V-Norrec]

Pump out some awesome beats with the Knight of the Dragon as a base player, you as lead guitarist and singer and the Mechanical King as drummer.  Receive much praise and a bouquet of flowers for the no doubt epic performance.

[quip]

Behold! The Power of Rock!

[tomas1297]

Behold! The Power of Metal!

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[Frajic]

Pump out some awesome beats with the Knight of the Dragon as a base player, you as lead guitarist and singer and the Mechanical King as drummer.  Receive much praise and a bouquet of flowers for the no doubt epic performance.

Check off "rock 'n' roll" on your rock star check list, and begin with the next two steps. that's "Sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll"

[Lovechild]

Pump out some awesome beats with the Knight of the Dragon as a base player, you as lead guitarist and singer and the Mechanical King as drummer.  Receive much praise and a bouquet of flowers for the no doubt epic performance.

Check off "rock 'n' roll" on your rock star check list, and begin with the next two steps. that's "Sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll"

You rock out!



After hours of epic Smith Metal, you receive a flower.



Also you get today's gift, a Spear... Cart... Thing.



Ah well, on to the 'Sex' step. You approach the Knight, but he turns you down.

"No relationships within the band, man. They never end well."

>_

[quip]

Turn the spear... cart... thing... into a drumkit!
Make a robot girlfriend for the sex part of sex drugs and rock and roll!

[Frajic]

Since you're behind on your schedule, go ahead and do the drugs while you do your robot girlfriend.