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Author Topic: You are minifig... Will Christmas be saved?  (Read 51712 times)

Lovechild

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You are minifig... Will Christmas be saved?
« on: December 01, 2010, 05:23:58 am »

Welcome to the Lego Castle Advent Calendar!



Every day a new gift will appear in this empty field. With the aid of these, you must SAVE CHRISTMAS!

Today's gift...



...is you!

You are a Blacksmith, and carry two Blacksmith's Hammers.

>_
« Last Edit: December 24, 2010, 05:34:57 am by Lovechild »
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eerr

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Re: You are minifig... and 24 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #1 on: December 01, 2010, 05:30:22 am »

Fire the kings armour!
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Re: You are minifig... and 24 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #2 on: December 01, 2010, 11:26:41 am »

Declare "STOP HAMMERTIME!!" At the top of your voice while attempting to find/build a forge/blacksmithy
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Re: You are minifig... and 24 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #3 on: December 01, 2010, 12:50:12 pm »

What is the threat to christmas?

Oh who cares DESTROY THE NONBELIEVERS

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Re: You are minifig... and 24 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #4 on: December 01, 2010, 12:54:22 pm »

BURN THE HERETICS! BURN!
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Re: You are minifig... and 24 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #5 on: December 01, 2010, 01:24:23 pm »

Wonder if you are a plaything.

Have existential crisis.

Lovechild

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Re: You are minifig... and 24 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #6 on: December 02, 2010, 03:48:28 am »

Fire the kings armour!

You walk up to the king to remove his armor, but...



...GASP! This is only a photograph! What has happened to the real king?!?

Declare "STOP HAMMERTIME!!" At the top of your voice while attempting to find/build a forge/blacksmithy

Well you are in luck, because today's gift...



...is a Blacksmith's Forge and a Sword!

What is the threat to christmas?

Oh who cares DESTROY THE NONBELIEVERS
BURN THE HERETICS! BURN!



You are filled with Holy Rage against the infidels! Too bad there aren't any infidels around.

Wonder if you are a plaything.

Have existential crisis.

Maybe you are just a toy in the hands of uncaring gods, used for cheap amusement in silly games...



>_
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Demonic Spoon

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Re: You are minifig... and 23 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #7 on: December 02, 2010, 03:58:18 am »

Make yourself a epic hatcrownhelm thing, because of awesomeness.
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Re: You are minifig... and 23 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #8 on: December 02, 2010, 04:40:24 am »

Lay down some wicked beats on the anvil. Invent a new genre of rock.
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Re: You are minifig... and 23 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #9 on: December 02, 2010, 11:07:12 am »

Lay down some wicked beats on the anvil. Invent a new genre of rock.
Decide to go into a solo rock career in music.
Also, imbine sword with the power of rock.
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Re: You are minifig... and 23 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #10 on: December 02, 2010, 11:09:37 am »

Lay down some wicked beats on the anvil. Invent a new genre of rock.
Decide to go into a solo rock career in music.
Also, imbine sword with the power of rock.
Then forge a mechanical infidel to test the sword on.
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Re: You are minifig... and 23 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #11 on: December 02, 2010, 09:28:36 pm »

Lay down some wicked beats on the anvil. Invent a new genre of rock.
Decide to go into a solo rock career in music.
Also, imbine sword with the power of rock.
FORGE AN AXE

Fixed that for you

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Re: You are minifig... and 23 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #12 on: December 02, 2010, 09:30:09 pm »

Forge a mechanical facade of the King to keep the peons happy while you look for him.
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Re: You are minifig... and 23 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #13 on: December 03, 2010, 04:37:55 am »

Make yourself a epic hatcrownhelm thing, because of awesomeness.

You start to reforge the sword into something more useful.





Awesome.

Lay down some wicked beats on the anvil. Invent a new genre of rock.
Decide to go into a solo rock career in music.
Also, imbine sword with the power of rock.
FORGE AN AXE
Then forge a mechanical infidel to test the sword on.

You hammer the anvil rhytmically.



You have invented Smith Metal! Your audience will know you as METAL SMITH!



Then you crank out a robot infidel and an Axe.



It works like a charm!

Forge a mechanical facade of the King to keep the peons happy while you look for him.



You go to the anvil once more.



There we go! This will fool everyone! But wait, something is missing...



What is a king without requirements? Today's gift is a Weapon Rack.

>_
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Re: You are minifig... and 22 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #14 on: December 03, 2010, 04:59:13 am »

Walk through the photo of the king.
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