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Who are you loyal to? Read today's turn before voting!

Queen and country!
- 39 (51.3%)
EMPRESS DEATH METAL
- 37 (48.7%)

Total Members Voted: 76


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Author Topic: You are minifig... Will Christmas be saved?  (Read 50615 times)

JacenHanLovesLegos

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As it turns out, the pen was in fact a poor choice for melee combat in comparison to the sword.
So I just started playing this game and I accidentally nuked the moon.

MetalSlimeHunt

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Re: You are minifig... and 17 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #76 on: December 08, 2010, 03:42:36 pm »

Try to stand on band members shoulders on battle platform to reach the high doors.
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To argue with a man who has renounced the use and authority of reason, and whose philosophy consists in holding humanity in contempt, is like administering medicine to the dead, or endeavoring to convert an atheist by scripture.
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Quote from: Radio Controlled (Discord)
A hand, a hand, my kingdom for a hot hand!
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

Lovechild

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Re: You are minifig... and 17 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #78 on: December 09, 2010, 05:22:06 am »

Use the awsome power of METAL to establish domestic abuse.
Also add additional arms to Robo-King.



You knock over your robot girlfriend with some violent tunes.

"So that's how you Smith Metalists treat each other!" the Queen says. "Is hiphop the only music that upholds moral and decency these days?"



Once more you work on improving the King.



...and he just keeps getting cooler!



Then the Queen spots him.

"AAAH! What have those freaks done to you dear?!"



"Let's get out of here!"

Make the throne into an interdimensional portal into the METAL side of the world
WE MUST SAVE ROBOKING FIRST!!!!



You heroically grab the King and save him from his loving wife.

Try to stand on band members shoulders on battle platform to reach the high doors.



The King lifts you up so you can open door 5. It has a picture of the spear cart thing. Are you starting to see a pattern yet?



And finally, today's gift arrives. It is a chest. I wonder what's inside?

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The Merchant Of Menace

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Re: You are minifig... and 16 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #79 on: December 09, 2010, 05:24:12 am »

Open the chest.
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Aklyon

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Re: You are minifig... and 16 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #80 on: December 09, 2010, 07:43:53 am »

Bash chest open using robot girlfriend.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

The Merchant Of Menace

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Re: You are minifig... and 16 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #81 on: December 09, 2010, 07:45:51 am »

Stop being an abusive bastard...
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Frajic

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Re: You are minifig... and 16 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #82 on: December 09, 2010, 09:03:34 am »

Bash chest open using the power of METAL
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GlyphGryph

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Re: You are minifig... and 16 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #83 on: December 09, 2010, 11:02:55 am »

Open it with the power of your hands!
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There was a time when cocksuits would have offended me. It's kind of bad that the time has passed.

Shades

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Re: You are minifig... and 16 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #86 on: December 09, 2010, 11:12:45 am »

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IronyOwl

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Re: You are minifig... and 16 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #87 on: December 09, 2010, 11:29:06 am »

Open it with the power of your hands!

If we bash it open, we might not be able to reuse it. For stuff.
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Quote from: Radio Controlled (Discord)
A hand, a hand, my kingdom for a hot hand!
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

Aklyon

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Re: You are minifig... and 16 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #88 on: December 09, 2010, 11:31:26 am »

Its legos, though.
If we bash it, we'll already have the pieces apart and ready to use. For stuff.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.
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