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Who are you loyal to? Read today's turn before voting!

Queen and country!
- 39 (51.3%)
EMPRESS DEATH METAL
- 37 (48.7%)

Total Members Voted: 76


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Re: You are minifig... and 2 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #315 on: December 23, 2010, 09:01:17 pm »

Don't forget the CASTLE RANGERS!
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Re: You are minifig... and 2 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #316 on: December 23, 2010, 09:17:25 pm »

Blacksmiths do not fight! They create! MECH SUITS FOR EVERYONE!


Also, bracing for epic.

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Re: You are minifig... and 2 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #317 on: December 24, 2010, 05:34:21 am »

(I've decided to not include any action quotes in this turn, to get a better flow in the story, and also because there was no way I could do all of them... But I did my best, and rest assured that your opinion has been heard in the poll.)



You stand on the battlements as the sun rises, having spent the night in contemplation.



"Queen, maybe you should put that sword back into the stone during the battle? To keep it safe."

"No, the Sword of the Stone has extraordinary powers when wielded by a member of the royal family. We will need it."



You bring the weapons from the castle to your forge, where you combine them...



...into something greater than the sum of its parts.



"FLESHBAGS I HAVE RETURNED. YOUR LIVES END TODAY."



GO GO CASTLE RANGERS!



It is time to choose a side.



"Do what is right! Fight beside us!"



"STAY TRUE TO ME BOYFRIEND. WE WILL RULE THE WORLD TOGETHER."





"I fight for queen and country!"



"BOYFRIEND YOU CHOSE THE WRONG SIDE THUS YOU WILL DIE ALSO. LET THE BATTLE COMMENCE."







*crash*

"Aaah! It broke! Isn't that sword supposed to be powerful?"



"TIME TO DIE FLESHQUEEN."



"..."



"Queen! Catch!"







"Hah!"

"GAAAH!"



"BOYFRIEND... WHY... YOU CREATED ME... EVERYTHING I DID WAS MEANT TO... PLEASE YOU..."

"I know. You are not to blame for this. I started it. And I will finish it."



*tshunk*



"It is done."



"Blacksmith, you did the right thing today. That is valued in this kingdom. Kneel."



"As queen of these lands, I hereby knight you. Arise, as a lord of the realm."



"HOORAY!"



"Hmm. It feels like there is still something to do..."

"The gift! The last gift arrives today!"



"A... wizard?"

"Not the king? Not even Santa?"



"Actually..."



"It's him! It's the king!"



"Oh, dear! It really is you! Finally!"



"But why the wizard clothes?"

"I heard disturbing things on the way here, my love. Rumors of war, villains... I thought it would be best to disguise myself. But you seem to have dealt with everything. And now..."



"...let us celebrate Christmas!"





THE END
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Re: You are minifig... Will Christmas be saved?
« Reply #318 on: December 24, 2010, 05:43:59 am »

Yaay!  Awesome story, though it was close with the vote towards the end.

Out of curiosity, what would have happened had the Smith sided with Empress Death Metal?
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Re: You are minifig... Will Christmas be saved?
« Reply #319 on: December 24, 2010, 06:14:06 am »

*sniff*

Awesome story is awesome.

Must be saved for all eternity. *goes to pester Cheddarius*
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Re: You are minifig... Will Christmas be saved?
« Reply #320 on: December 24, 2010, 06:15:02 am »

I wan tan alternate ending with the Empress Death Metal winning! Anyway, that was so cool. I'm sad it's already over.
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Re: You are minifig... Will Christmas be saved?
« Reply #321 on: December 24, 2010, 07:32:03 am »

I wan tan alternate ending with the Empress Death Metal winning! Anyway, that was so cool. I'm sad it's already over.
Ditto
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Re: You are minifig... Will Christmas be saved?
« Reply #322 on: December 24, 2010, 07:55:20 am »

I wanna know what would have happened had there been a tie in the votes.
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Re: You are minifig... Will Christmas be saved?
« Reply #323 on: December 24, 2010, 08:25:29 am »

I wanna know what would have happened had there been a tie in the votes.

Duh.

Another existential crisis, what did you thought? :P
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Re: You are minifig... Will Christmas be saved?
« Reply #324 on: December 24, 2010, 09:56:36 am »

I wanna know what would have happened had there been a tie in the votes.

Duh.

Another existential crisis, what did you thought? :P
Or, he just would have waited for someone to break the tie...

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Re: You are minifig... Will Christmas be saved?
« Reply #325 on: December 24, 2010, 11:10:09 am »

I would like to see the next day, tommarrow!
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Re: You are minifig... Will Christmas be saved?
« Reply #326 on: December 24, 2010, 11:35:36 am »

Yay! We failed to accomplish our goal over half a month and had it fall into our laps anyway. There's a lesson to be learned here, people. If you have an issue, don't do anything productive, wait for it to solve itself.
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Re: You are minifig... Will Christmas be saved?
« Reply #327 on: December 24, 2010, 12:49:50 pm »

YAY!
CHRISTMAS IS SAVED! *Cheering*

Seriously, though, awesome story.
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Re: You are minifig... Will Christmas be saved?
« Reply #328 on: December 24, 2010, 01:09:44 pm »

Yay! We failed to accomplish our goal over half a month and had it fall into our laps anyway. There's a lesson to be learned here, people. If you have an issue, don't do anything productive, wait for it to solve itself.
No no no! The moral of the story is that the only way a blacksmith can save Christmas is by creating a robotic monster to save it from and having more existenial crisises than your average philosphiper(?!!!!). Oh, and don't forget creating killer robots faster than your average mad scientist.
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Re: You are minifig... Will Christmas be saved?
« Reply #329 on: December 24, 2010, 01:13:52 pm »

And thus end the story of a schizophrenic blacksmith and his misguided quest to find love among machines. May he find true love and anti psychotic medication in Lovechilds big bin of Legos for the new year.
« Last Edit: December 24, 2010, 01:16:11 pm by Weirdsound »
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