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Queen and country!

39 (51.3%)

EMPRESS DEATH METAL

37 (48.7%)

Total Members Voted: 76

[IronyOwl]

Dub the skeleton as the new evil santa! And give him a damn monocle!

I suspect ulterior motives, but Evil Skeletal Santa might just draw out the other Evil Santa...

Or they'd join forces, or it'd draw out Good Skeletal Santa instead. A risky plan either way.

[Demonic Spoon]

Turn?

[b1gb0y2013]

Dub the skeleton as the new evil santa! And give him a damn monocle!

I suspect ulterior motives, but Evil Skeletal Santa might just draw out the other Evil Santa...

Or they'd join forces, or it'd draw out Good Skeletal Santa instead. A risky plan either way.

Or it'd draw out me.

[Lovechild]

Set the land on FIRE!

It is hard to set the land on fire when it's covered in snow. You manage to melt some of the snow into a puddle of water though.

Tag-team fight the Skeleton with swords/maces with the Dragon Knight fellow.

Find out if the skeleton is friendly first.

Recruit skeleton as a back-up dancer for the Queen.

Or just recruit him into our band. It's good to have a varied roster, even if we're probably already too large to use everyone at once.

Make the Skeleton a Roadie

Determine whether it is a skeletal undead or just the products of a time on a human corpse before putting skeleton related plans into action.

Ditch your fat robotic girlfriend for the bony lass.

> motorize skeleton, transfer robot GFs mind to it.

BASH DA SKELLIE, 'UMIE!!!!!

Turn the skeleton into bone armor for the robo-king!

Dub the skeleton as the new evil santa! And give him a damn monocle!

You can't decide what to do with the skeleton, you have so many ideas! You'll just pick one at random.



The queen gets a new homie, yo.

Have the band go on a road trip while you explore THE WORLD OF THE GODS

Optional: bring your robot girlfriend with you.

You wnat to visit The World of the Gods, but you don't know how to get there. You don't even know how to get past the edge of this world!

We need an audience... THE GEMS!

You rock out before the gems. They seem impressed.

Upgrade everyone and everything with bling.

We'll use the gems to reach out to the hip-hop queen! Also never wear those hats again!

So impressed that they join the band!

Ask the likely-traumatized Queen if she has any idea where her real husband went.

"What are you talking about?" the Queen says. "He's standing right there!"

You remember that the reason you built the Robo-King in the first place was to fool everyone that the king hadn't disappeared.

Be too METAL for your shirt. So METAL that it hurts.

Oh yeah, that feels better.



The gifts that have accumulated over the last few days appear: A Wall, two pairs of Handcuffs, a Pig, an Apple, and the Prince, Heir to the Throne.

[Demonic Spoon]

Build a prison with the prison wall and whatever happens to be lying around. Using the two pairs of manacles, arrest the Prince and the pig for HIGH TREASON! Imprison them in your prison. Offer the queen the apple, be totally surprised if she falls asleep like Snow White.

Attempt to step over the edge of the world.

Call down lightning from the gods using the power of metal and rock.

[V-Norrec]

That prince looks bad-ass, don't arrest him, throw him in a pit with the Dragon Knight in a gladiator duel for great fame for whoever wins!

[Frajic]

Send the prince to explore THE WORLD OF THE GODS

Make the robo-king punish him with death if he doesn't succeed.

[JacenHanLovesLegos]

Build a prison with the prison wall and whatever happens to be lying around. Arrest the Prince and the pig for HIGH TREASON! Imprison them in your prison. Offer the queen the apple, be totally surprised if she falls asleep like Snow White.

Attempt to step over the edge of the world.

[V-Norrec]

Use hand-cuffs, get kinky with Robot Girlfriend

[quip]

See whether the Prince likes METAL! or Hip-hop.

[monk12]

See whether the Prince likes METAL! or Hip-hop.

Battle of the Bands

[Armok]

> In order to try to leave the world, stand so you face the edge, and then close your eyes and just start running. Run and run and don't stop for an hour, then open your eyes and examine your surrounding.

[Weirdsound]

Trade in some of your accumulated crap to get bricks. You need a Venue of the upcoming Smith Metal! Christmas concert!

[Aklyon]

Wear original fancy shirt again, don't want to look like a peasant in front of the prince!

[ExKirby]

Don't wear original fancy shirt again, want to look like a peasant in front of the prince!

You misplaced the don't.