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Is the game fun?

Yes.
- 15 (71.4%)
Meh.
- 5 (23.8%)
No.
- 1 (4.8%)

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Author Topic: Scavenger Tale  (Read 28157 times)

Fniff

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Re: Scavenger Tale
« Reply #510 on: January 25, 2011, 07:10:26 pm »

You get to the APC, and drive as fast as you can away.

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After a very, very long and boring period, you finally get to a town!

It is built in and around a very old military base. The companions are whining about needing to eat, sleep and pee. Shall you stop?

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Re: Scavenger Tale
« Reply #511 on: January 26, 2011, 11:30:08 am »

Stop and rest for the night, scavenge the surounding area.
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Re: Scavenger Tale
« Reply #512 on: January 27, 2011, 08:16:26 pm »

You don't find anything, but you approach the base. It seems oddly quiet.

Someone is running towards you.

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Re: Scavenger Tale
« Reply #513 on: January 28, 2011, 12:58:36 am »

Hide.
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« Reply #514 on: January 28, 2011, 11:13:43 am »

Tell everyone to get ready for a fight and ask the person whats going on.
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Re: Scavenger Tale
« Reply #515 on: January 28, 2011, 01:56:59 pm »

Your teammates aim their weapons squarely at the someone.

"Hey, what's going on?" You ask.

He doesn't speak. He opens his mouth to reveal two very spider-like fangs. He swallows you whole.

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You appear to be in the belly of a giant spider disguised as a human. Goddammit, do you ever get to go somewhere normal?

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Re: Scavenger Tale
« Reply #516 on: January 28, 2011, 03:00:26 pm »

Whish you had hidden then either flame our way out or, if our BOOMFERNATOR is lost, headbutt our way out of his stomach.
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Re: Scavenger Tale
« Reply #517 on: January 28, 2011, 03:04:10 pm »

You get out your BOOMFERNATOR out, turn it on, and the entire fraking spider bursts into flames.

Huh. Spiders fart.

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You are rapidly heading towards a bright light.

"Listen, can we just get this over with? I almost go to heaven, and then I go back again because some fate bullcrap." Suddenly, the light fizzes out and you are back again.

The spider seems to be dead. You find a machete. Cut yourself out?

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Re: Scavenger Tale
« Reply #518 on: January 28, 2011, 04:07:02 pm »

YES!
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« Reply #519 on: January 28, 2011, 04:13:53 pm »

YES!
While the BOOMFERNATOR spouts flame and we laugh manically!
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Re: Scavenger Tale
« Reply #520 on: January 28, 2011, 04:28:37 pm »

You start up the BOOMFERNATOR, and are vaporized again.

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Afterlife, yadda yadda yadda.

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You are back in the spider's gut.

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Re: Scavenger Tale
« Reply #521 on: January 28, 2011, 04:36:01 pm »

Just cut our way out.
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Re: Scavenger Tale
« Reply #522 on: January 28, 2011, 04:58:59 pm »

This time shouting about how much you hate dying.
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Re: Scavenger Tale
« Reply #523 on: January 28, 2011, 05:40:40 pm »

You cut your way out, screaming about how much you hate dying.

OCC: I am sorry to say, but I think I should take a bit of a break from forum games. I feel I have kinda been lacking off, and I think a nice holiday on the other parts of the forum would be quite nice.

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Re: Scavenger Tale
« Reply #524 on: January 28, 2011, 11:15:39 pm »

Sure
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