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[quip]

Onwards, keep the geiger counter. Ask Ben what his job was before all this.

[Fniff]

Onwards, keep the geiger counter. Ask Ben what his job was before all this.

You walk onwards, and keep the gieger counter.

"I didn't have one. I was born two days after the nuclear war. My parents died when I was five." He said.

[quip]

Ouch. Apologise and head onwards again.

[Fniff]

Ouch. Apologise and head onwards again.

"Sorry!" You say.

"Oh, don't worry. I cried myself to sleep so many times I don't think I have any tears left." He smiles unhappily, and you precede on.

Suddenly, one of the horrible things from the above comes down!

You are fighting a Old Spirit!

What do you do?

Attack.
Negotiate.
Run Away.

[FuzzyZergling]

Attack!

[Fniff]

Attack!

Benjamin uses Unknowable Undead Powers! A cloud of darkness irradiates from him, and goes straight into the spirit. It does 35 damage!

You use Scavenger Mayhem! You toss useless item after useless item at the spirit! It does 47 damage!

In total, you do 82 damage!

[quip]

Continue attack! While asking Ben if he has any clue why he's using Unknowable Undead Powers or where you're getting all this scrap from.

[Fniff]

Continue attack! While asking Ben if he has any clue why he's using Unknowable Undead Powers or where you're getting all this scrap from.

He doesn't seem to know.

"IA IA CTHULU FHAGTEN" He yells.

You get the scrap from your pockets. You have so much junk it's almost insane. Also, this coat has very big pockets.

You use Turkey Gun! You take out your Trusty Gun, fill it with tons of gunpowder, and fire! It does 35 damage!

Ben uses Lucifer's Guidance. He suddenly becomes Lucifer and forces all his evil energy into the spirit. The power of the spirit causes most of the damge to wear off, leaving it with 10 damage!

[FuzzyZergling]

Uh...
Keep attacking?

[Fniff]

Uh...
Keep attacking?

Ben uses Unknowable Undead Powers! A cloud of darkness irradiates from Ben, and goes straight into the enemy! It does 100 damage! You defeat the old spirit!

"Ugggghhhh....What happened?" Ben asks.

[quip]

"Some weird spirit-thing came down from the ceiling, we attacked it and it died or something. During the fight you did a lot of black magic style Necronomicon stuff and I had infinte random items hidden on me I could throw. Think like one of those weird RPG video games."

[Fniff]

"Some weird spirit-thing came down from the ceiling, we attacked it and it died or something. During the fight you did a lot of black magic style Necronomicon stuff and I had infinte random items hidden on me I could throw. Think like one of those weird RPG video games."

"Huh. That's...Strange." Ben looks around.

"How about we get the hell out of here? This place is creepy."

You look around. Hey, look. An exit. That was unexpected.

[quip]

TOWARDS THE EXIT!


_{Why do I always use caps lock?}

[Fniff]

TOWARDS THE EXIT!


_{Why do I always use caps lock?}

Maybe it is from Zombie Guardsmen?

Anyway, you stride toward the exit.

Suddenly, a demon lands.

"HALT! You cannot pass until you say the magic word!" He says, aggressively.

[FuzzyZergling]

"...Swordfish?"