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[Fniff]

Examine walls.

They appear to be screaming in pain.

There is a sign on the wall saying "Nuclear Casulaties" with a pointing hand going to the right.

Stare at them until they become the BOOMFERNATOR.

You pick one of them up. Engraved on it is "Benjamin Axel Carlander IV" You decide to use it as a weapon.

*

Somewhere in Sweden...

Ben shivered for no reason. He felt like he was being used.

Odd, he thought, as he pushed his trolley through the ruined streets of Stockholm.

[quip]

Put Ben down feeling creeped out. Walk to the right.

[Fniff]

Put Ben down feeling creeped out. Walk to the right.

You put down the candle, accidentally putting it out. Whoops.

Suddenly, a tall blond Sweden-y looking person appears.

"Hey...Wait. Where am I?" He says.

[quip]

"I set a wall on fire, discovered a book on traps and failed in disarming a metaphysical trap attached to said book, if that makes sense then reality is probably collapsing... Again."

Quick! Time to use our OOC knowledge to sound like a dimension hopping badass!

[Fniff]

"I set a wall on fire, discovered a book on traps and failed in disarming a metaphysical trap attached to said book, if that makes sense then reality is probably collapsing... Again."

Quick! Time to use our OOC knowledge to sound like a dimension hopping badass!

You are about to say that, but then you realize this would break the forth wall and would sound idiotic to a normal person.

"This place looks creepy. Can I leave? Hey...Wait...Is this the afterlife!? Wait, you must be God!" He gives you the middle finger.

"I lost my entire family. Why didn't you save them?!" He shouts at you.

[quip]

"... Right thats it, if I'm God why don't I have MAH BOOMERNATOR?! Eh? If I was God I could just will it to my hand and burn stuff to my hearts content but nooo thats not what I get. I get some creepy walls, candles and some weird guy who looks Swedeish for some reason popping up out of nowhere! If you want God then you'll have to look a bit further than me mate!"


"Although... I'm pretty sure I nearly got worshiped as one once- but then again those tribals were worshipping Smokie the Bear so that probably doesn't count."

Or something to the effect of shout for a bit and then calm down.

[Fniff]

"... Right thats it, if I'm God why don't I have MAH BOOMERNATOR?! Eh? If I was God I could just will it to my hand and burn stuff to my hearts content but nooo thats not what I get. I get some creepy walls, candles and some weird guy who looks Swedeish for some reason popping up out of nowhere! If you want God then you'll have to look a bit further than me mate!"


"Although... I'm pretty sure I nearly got worshiped as one once- but then again those tribals were worshipping Smokie the Bear so that probably doesn't count."

Or something to the effect of shout for a bit and then calm down.

"...Fucking hell, man. Calm down. Hmm. There doesn't appear to be anything other then those creepy things above us." He says, looking up.

You look up too.

Oh what the hell.

This is just too fucked up.

You cannot even begin to describe how fucked up this is. There are only three ways to describe the things you just saw: Humanoids, mouth impossibly open that are also screaming in pain and floating.

OCC: Hey guys. Go back to the first page, and check out the latest page. This damn thing has grown a BEARD. It started like a normal post apocalypse story, and now it is a hilariously strange odyssey into madness, burning and the end of the world.

[FuzzyZergling]

Follow the arrow.

[Fniff]

Follow the arrow.

You follow the arrow into a largeish room. There appears to be nothing in it, but something is crackling. You walk over to the crackling. It is a gieger counter, but where it should say "Radiation", it says "Radiation Spirits".

Huh. Odd.

Suddenly, the Swedish guy comes over.

"Say, what's your name?" He asks.

[quip]

Follow the arrow.

Apologise for being rude and make small talk also.

[Fniff]

Follow the arrow.

Apologise for being rude and make small talk also.

"Before I tell you it, I am really sorry for that rude comment."

"Ah, don't worry. Since I am dead, I guess I am fucked either way. Though, what is your name?"

[quip]

"...Um..."

I can't remember us naming him. Does he have a name? I can't remember. 

[Fniff]

"...Um..."

I can't remember us naming him. Does he have a name? I can't remember. 

"Umm... Sam. Sam Tailhouse." You haven't said those words in a long time.

[quip]

Show Ben the spiritual gieger counter and ask him if this makes any more sense to him.

[Fniff]

Show Ben the spiritual gieger counter and ask him if this makes any more sense to him.

"Well, I did hear tales back in Stockholm that radiation weights the soul, and it means that more radiation means the longer you stay on earth. Looks like it was true." He says.