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[Fniff]

USE MOAR FIYAH! And dualwield our M18 and shoot it with that as well.

You pull out your M18, manage to hold it one handed thanks to it's light structure. You shoot at the worms.

FINALLY! They are either killed or run off!

[Demonic Spoon]

A few miles down the road, you come across a group of desert worms. They are tunneling after you!

You pull out your M18, manage to hold it one handed thanks to it's light structure. You shoot at the zombies.

Eh? The desert worms are also zombies?

Anyway, continue riding into the sunset or whatever.

[Fniff]

A few miles down the road, you come across a group of desert worms. They are tunneling after you!

You pull out your M18, manage to hold it one handed thanks to it's light structure. You shoot at the zombies.

Eh? The desert worms are also zombies?

Anyway, continue riding into the sunset or whatever.

Dear god, I really have to stop listening to the squiddles soundtrack. My mind is messing up!

[quip]

Continue driving as reality breaks down!

[Demonic Spoon]

We're not driving, Liv is, as we are to busy setting things on FIYAH!

Am I the only sane man in a world gone mad?! O.o

[Fniff]

We're not driving, Liv is, as we are to busy setting things on FIYAH!

Am I the only sane man in a world gone mad?! O.o

Suddenly, reality explodes.

In an alternate universe...

You throw the two grenades at the worms. They both miss, but you suddenly have a strange feeling in your hand.

[Demonic Spoon]

That feeling in our hand either means it's time for masturbation or killing things. Given our current circumstances I'm guessing it's killing things. KILL THINGS WITH FIRE AND DAKKA!

[quip]

Glance at our hand, then continue setting things on fire as reality hopefully does not break down.




(Did I destroy reality? Oops.)

[Fniff]

That feeling in our hand either means it's time for masturbation or killing things. Given our current circumstances I'm guessing it's killing things. KILL THINGS WITH FIRE AND DAKKA!

You start up the BOOMfernator.

You accidentally set your foot on fire. You manage to put it out. It leaves a cool scar.

[Demonic Spoon]

GET BETTER AIM. KILL THINGS THAT ARE NOT US WITH FIRE AND DAKKA.

[quip]

BAY 12 HIVEMIND:___
STARTUP_PROGRAM:OBEY_DEMONIC_SPOON

[Fniff]

GET BETTER AIM. KILL THINGS THAT ARE NOT US WITH FIRE AND DAKKA.

Yay, you manage to shoot them and burn them all!

Liv shouts "You know, I think I must have hallucinated for a second. I thought you had three grenades and you blew off your hand!" Silly Liv. Your hand is fine.

OCC: I hope this is someday possible in DF, by modding the files.

[Demonic Spoon]

OOC: It should be possible right now yes. Mod in guns, make a guy who has dragonbreath and can equip. Give him gun. Mod in sandworms. LET THEM DUKE IT OUT, OH YEAH! The only part that should be a problem is the car.

Continue riding into the sunset or whereever the hell we're going. Where are we going anyway?

[quip]

I don't think we actually have a destination. Valhalla? That place we picked up Liv? Somewhere else? I don't actually know.

[Demonic Spoon]

You. Burn. EVERYTHING. Except Liv and the car. Liv, with you on the BOOMfernator, drive off into the sunset while whistling the good the bad and the ugly theme.

Huh, it seems we were driving into the sunset.