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[Demonic Spoon]

"Huh, it seems your much more of a weakling than you tried to let it seem, weakling."

Hah! He couldn't even handle multiple giant flying night creature things! What a pushover!

[Fniff]

"Huh, it seems your much more of a weakling than you tried to let it seem, weakling."

Hah! He couldn't even handle multiple giant flying night creature things! What a pushover!

In one swift motion, he puts your own trusty gun up your mouth and puts your arms painfully behind your back.

"Listen, one more wisecrack, your arms will be broken and you will die by your own gun. I am very irritated. I just fell 200 feet to onto a very hard car,  my arm is heavily bruised and I am bleeding quite heavily. Now, do you want to die? Or live?" You give him a look that says "OK OK! Please stop!" and he releases you.

"So, what got us?"

After gaining your breath, you ask him this.

"A creature from far up north. They call them Harpies. They came down to where we were for mating and eating. Looks like we went back at the wrong time." Liv smirks. "Totally unbelievable. My first time at your neck of the woods and I had to meet a pack of hungry and horny Harpies."

[FuzzyZergling]

"Huh, it seems your much more of a weakling than you tried to let it seem, weakling."

Hah! He couldn't even handle multiple giant flying night creature things! What a pushover!

...I don't think this is a good think to say.
Remember the neck snap?

Darn, ninja'd.

[Demonic Spoon]

...wait...horny? O.o

Dude.

[FuzzyZergling]

Search house for medical supplies.

[Fniff]

...wait...horny? O.o

Dude.

OCC: Remember. Mating season.

Search house for medical supplies.

"OK, I just gotta search the house for some medical supplies!" You wander off.

You find:

Bandages: Clean.
Zippo Fluid: Works.

[FuzzyZergling]

Give him the bandages.

[Fniff]

Give him the bandages.

OCC: OK guys, I am just gonna be off for a few hours. Watching a movie with my family.

Liv gladly accepts the bandages, and puts them on.

"Well, so.." He thinks for a bit. "Where are we?"

[FuzzyZergling]

"Not quite sure, but there doesn't seem to be anything hostile in the immediate area."

[Fniff]

"Not quite sure, but there doesn't seem to be anything hostile in the immediate area."

"In my line of business, that means something is probably coming." Liv looks around.

"Listen, I think we are in the Badlands. Most creatures stray away from the Badlands, so we can stay here. You can go check your Gmail or something. I think I saw a computer coming in here." Liv notes.

Oh...Computer! You haven't seen how your Gmail is in 10 years!

[FuzzyZergling]

Computer time!

[Fniff]

Computer time!

Gmail time!

YOU HAVE 2 MESSAGES:

Bay12games.com Newsletter.
FW: Warning About Apocalypse!

[FuzzyZergling]

"FW: Warning About Apocalypse!"?
Meh, that's old news. But might as well check it anyway.

[Fniff]

"FW: Warning About Apocalypse!"?
Meh, that's old news. But might as well check it anyway.

You check the email.

"WARNING!!!!11
The government is at DEFCON 5! They are gonna launch the nukes at the Russians and the chinas! It's gonna be M.A.D! We gotta hide!
Come down to my Fallout shelter at 400 Elms Street, in Fort Worth, Texas!"
Doesn't it mean the Government is at DEFCON 1--

Hey, wait. You remember reading this email. You went to the fallout shelter and there wasn't anyone there.

Heh, the only bit of spam that matters gets ignored. Ironic.

[FuzzyZergling]

So, what's Bay12 up to...