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[FuzzyZergling]

"I heard a guy found a old piece of pre-apocalypse tech. That could be worth a ton of stuff."

This sounds promising.

And Spoon's answers are nice as well.

[Fniff]

"So, now my damn shotgun is trapped near the power center, and those people there seem very very insane. What the hell do I do?"

"I heard a guy found a old piece of pre-apocalypse tech. That could be worth a ton of stuff."

"My squad has been ordered to kill those damn Mutants on the highway up, but we don't even have enough men or firepower! Goddammit, if only someone could help."

Well, all these seem interesting. Which one?

"You got into the Haunted Forest alive!?"

"We heard that the guy in the mansion experiments on people! Is this true?"

"People have come into the forest, and came out with their minds broken, saying some monster was lurking under the forest! Are they right? What is the monster?"

So much questions, what are the answers?

Take Pre-Apocalypse tech quest.

Answers to questions:

"Uh, yes, it wasn't that hard at all to get into the forest while still being alive."

"Yes it is."

"Yes there was, no more though. I have slain the dread beast GIVVA, God of Pollution and Evil."

You decide to convert these to badass questions.

"Yeah, I did. Everyone I know died automatically from exploding for no reason."

"Yes, he tried experimenting on me. However, I punched him and he hit the wall so hard a dimension exploded in blood."

"Yeah, there totally was. It caused everything to die in the forest when I found it, including me, but I am so badass I came back from the dead to kill it."

You decide to ask where the tech is supposed to be.

"Oh, apparently it's up in the military base. The guy couldn't get it down because according to him mutants swarmed him when he went in."

[FuzzyZergling]

"Just one guy? If a bunch of us went, we should be able to plow through easily."

[Fniff]

"Just one guy? If a bunch of us went, we should be able to plow through easily."

"Well, here is the problem. The town guard needs to get rid of them mutants, so they took our weapons. What we have now makes sticks and stones look like chainsaws and stinger missiles, respectively."

[FuzzyZergling]

"There's this science-type guy who gave me a machine gun, I bet he has more weapons.
We could make him a deal to give him the old tech in exchange for weapons.
But somebody else has to talk to him, I kind of walked out of our aggreement."

[Fniff]

"There's this science-type guy who gave me a machine gun, I bet he has more weapons.
We could make him a deal to give him the old tech in exchange for weapons.
But somebody else has to talk to him, I kind of walked out of our aggreement."

"Well, where is this guy?"

[FuzzyZergling]

"In where the woods were, I'm pretty sure his house is still fine It didn't have too many trees near it."

If I'm completely wrong about this, please wait for someone else to suggest something.

[quip]

Tell him the location, exagarate the danger of the route though, that place might be fun to loot sometime.

[Fniff]

"In where the woods were, I'm pretty sure his house is still fine It didn't have too many trees near it."

If I'm completely wrong about this, please wait for someone else to suggest something.

You are right.

"That guy? Are you fucking kidding me? He has been experimenting on people unlucky enough to go into the forest, until he started experimenting on the tribals who came into neck of the woods. People who get experimented by him...Well, sometimes they die quickly. Spider genes and human genes, apparently, don't mix. I don't think he'd like to trade much."

A man sitting at the bar, looks at you guys. He is wearing a balaclava, so you cannot see his face.

"I could get him to trade. Just give me something good. Maybe a gun or something." He says, mysteriously.

[quip]

When he gets the job ask if he wants help, you've got a car and all!




_{Stupid obvious badass, stealing all our jobs... grumble... grumble}

[Fniff]

When he gets the job ask if he wants help, you've got a car and all!




_{Stupid obvious badass, stealing all our jobs... grumble... grumble}

"Well, I guess I could use some cannon fodder. Oh, and that thing you killed wasn't a monster like you said it was. It was a shoggoth. Don't ask what that is, because it's a very very very very very long story." The guy looks annoyed.

"Anyway, call me Liv. Come on." He strides out of the bar. You follow.

He gets into shotgun in your car, and you get into the driver's seat.

"So, this thing good for ramming mutants?" He says.

[quip]

'Yep, got one on the way here'
Drive him there, while engagin in Badass small talk.

[Fniff]

'Yep, got one on the way here'
Drive him there, while engagin in Badass small talk.

Liv: So, where you come from?
You: Oh, the city. You?
L: Long way from here. Very long.
Y: You mean like a whole country away?
L: Let's just say a long way.
Y: So...This Shoggoth thing. What is it?
L: Cutting a long story short, you know that guy that was on the TV all the fucking time before the nukes hit, talking about the dark gods coming for us after this apocalypse happens?
Y: Yeah, he was given a ton of air time, why do you mention him?
L: He was optimistic about the subject he was dealing with.
Y: That's a lovely thought.
L: Don't I know it.

Well, that was badass. But now you have arrived, and you are at the exit.

"Jesus, man, what happened here? Why are the trees burnt down?" Liv says.

[quip]

'It was nessecary,trust me you would not of wanted that forest to still be there.'

[FuzzyZergling]

"That's how I killed the Shoggoth, resilient bastard."