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[Fniff]

You know, we could double cross the guy by using the tribals to get even more stuff.

You decide to double cross the guy by using the tribals to get even more stuff!

But first,

Look for tracks left behind by the tribal people, to follow. But first! Get yourself a awesome hat, again!

you get the hat.

[FuzzyZergling]

Climb the tree.
Be the owl.

[Fniff]

Climb the tree.
Be the owl.

You climb up a tree and pretend to be an owl.

Suddenly, two tribals walk over. They look up and see you. One of them is wearing a kinda shamany getup, and says this:

"Hello, outsider. My people need your help. There is a demon up the hill, in the huge hut, who kidnaps people in tribe and turns them into demons with no mercy. Could you please kill him for the good of all that is Givva?" The Shaman guy says, sometimes not pronouncing words right.

[FuzzyZergling]

Tell them that you will, but you need the Shaman and Chief's daughter for a special ritual.

[Fniff]

Tell them that you will, but you need the Shaman and Chief's daughter for a special ritual.

They point their arrows at you.

"We know you are under service of the demon. We looked inside." The shuffling! That was them!

"Serve us or die a painful death from our pollution arrows."

[Demonic Spoon]

"Blasphemy! Me? In the Demon's service? I was merely investigating him to find out how best to kill him! I even tricked him into giving me one of his weapons, when his guard is down I will return and kill him! Serve you? I am Givva! Wearer of the Ranger Hat! Imitator of Owls! God of nature! You dare command me? ME?!"

Umm, hope we get a good bluff roll. If this doesn't work then shoot them.

[quip]

At this rate we might as well kill everyone and just get it over with, but yse. We are Givva. How dare they point arrows at us!

[Fniff]

"Blasphemy! Me? In the Demon's service? I was merely investigating him to find out how best to kill him! I even tricked him into giving me one of his weapons, when his guard is down I will return and kill him! Serve you? I am Givva! Wearer of the Ranger Hat! Imitator of Owls! God of nature! You dare command me? ME?!"

Umm, hope we get a good bluff roll. If this doesn't work then shoot them.

"In my language, we have three words for being bad at lying. You fit all three." You pull out your gun.

[Demonic Spoon]

"In my language, we have three words for being bad at lying. You fit all three." You pull out your MACHINEGUN.

Fixed.

[Fniff]

Whatever you pull out, it does the job good. You shoot down the shaman and the tribal dude.

Hmm. Seems like you angered both sides. You wonder if you should run back to the freeway.

[Demonic Spoon]

Kill the rest of the tribe, then go back for the good doc as well. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

[Fniff]

Kill the rest of the tribe, then go back for the good doc as well. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

You decide to finish the job, captives or no captives.

You manage to find trails of the tribals, and follow them.

However, all you find is an abandoned house. You go inside, and find nothing apart from a stairway leading down to the basement and a lantern.

[Demonic Spoon]

Throw the oil from the lantern all over the house. Set the house on fire.

[Fniff]

Throw the oil from the lantern all over the house. Set the house on fire.

You decide to take no chances, and you throw the oil around the house.

However, you hear a weird sort of...Singing sound.

It is getting louder and louder, and more and more beautiful. It is coming from the basement.

You can't stop yourself from walking down into the basement.

You hear something breathing. Suddenly, a dim light comes on.

...

Hi there big...Big fella.

oh god what do you do what do you do you are shooting it it's not stopping oh god oh god what the hell!?

[Demonic Spoon]

...dude! Railroad!  Anyway, throw our cards at it's eyes as they are the obvious weakspot.