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[Fniff]

...dude! Railroad!  Anyway, throw our cards at it's eyes as they are the obvious weakspot.

Sorry, but I am really sorry but I planned it a bit too stiffly. I don't have any plans for the future, so yeah. Knock yourself out. Just bear with this little bit of railroading for now.

You throw the cards at it's eyes, hoping the rule of Chekhov's gun saves you. It certainly buys you time, but it doesn't kill it.

[Demonic Spoon]

Throw some oil from the lantern that we stole earlier on to it. Set it on fire.

[Fniff]

Throw some oil from the lantern that we stole earlier on to it. Set it on fire.

With some oil and a shot from your lucky (Piece of crap) pistol, the horrifying creature goes up in flames. Someone goes down the stairs.

"GIVVVVA! NOOO! GIVVA GONE!" A tribal yells. You wonder if you should continue with the genocide or what.

[Demonic Spoon]

YES! They've pissed me off. After killing the tribal go back outside and set the house on fire. Strip some branches from nearby trees, also set them on fire and set the rest of the forest on fire, then run for the freeway.

[Fniff]

YES! They've pissed me off. After killing the tribal go back outside and set the house on fire. Strip some branches from nearby trees, also set them on fire and set the rest of the forest on fire, then run for the freeway.

You come to a decision.

Fuck. This. SHIT.

You came here to scavenge for stuff, and you got nothing! NOTHING! Fuck this forest, fuck these tribals, fuck these idiots and fuck EVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IN THIS FOREST!

You shoot the tribal in the head.

You light a fire in the house, and you light a fire in the forest. When you get out onto the exit, the sun is rising and that damn forest is burnt. You hope every damn thing burns alive slowly in there.

Well, that's dealt with. You have a new gun and you are free of that strange business. You are back on the road, baby!

[Demonic Spoon]

If there are still abandonend cars around, search for a large container for liquid, like some sort of barrel, though a bit smaller than that will do. Then fill this with fuel form the cars. If we get some bottles and thing as well that cool, fill them with water. Also look for matches and a hose. And rope, lots of rope.

EDIT: NO REMORSE. NO MERCY.

[Fniff]

If there are still abandonend cars around, search for a large container for liquid, like some sort of barrel, though a bit smaller than that will do. Then fill this with fuel form the cars. If we get some bottles and thing as well that cool, fill them with water. Also look for matches and a hose.

There are a few. You manage to find a gas can and you manage to fill up the tank with gas. No water, though. That stuff's radioactive. You do find a pack of  matchs and a hose.

[Fniff]

EDIT: NO REMORSE. NO MERCY.

I am really sorry about that, I will attempt not to make things like the forest again.

[Demonic Spoon]

Also look for some rope. If we find some, tie the gas can upside down on our back with the hose attached to the bottom. The plan is that if we find something we want to burn, we open the hose, spray the offending object with fuel and throw a match at it. BOOMFERNO!

[quip]

MUHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!
_{Sorry, I just had to get it out of my system...}

[Fniff]

Also look for some rope. If we find some, tie the gas can upside down on our back with the hose attached to the bottom. The plan is that if we find something we want to burn, we open the hose, spray the offending object with fuel and throw a match at it. BOOMFERNO!

You manage to find some rope too! Awesome. You tie the gascan to your back and attach the hose to the opening. You feel so cool.

Anyway, you can continue along the exit or maybe even go to settlement. You also remember you haven't gotten any sleep in 24 hours.

[Demonic Spoon]

Lock yourself in a secure looking car(a security van or similiar would be ideal.) and get some sleep. In the morning, scaveng some valuable things and then try to hotwire one of the cars or check if anyone left their keys in and then head for the settlement at way past the speedlimit.

[Fniff]

After a hard day's work, you lock yourself into a van and get some sleep. You are awoken by someone banging on the wall.

"OI! Anyone in there? Hello?" You hear someone shouting.

[Demonic Spoon]

"No! Go away! Who are you and what do you want?!"

Ready the BOOMFERNATOR and MACHINEGUN for incase if the banger seems hostile.

[Fniff]

"Well, I was wondering if you had any gasoline. I am from the badlands down south, and I just finished trading with the settlement, so I flew over here in my gyrocopter when it ran out of gas! I'll let you tag along to the swamps up north or you can have any of my fine trades for free if you give me a bit of gas!"

Hmm. Sounds like an alright deal. You ready your gun and Boomfernator just in case.