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[Fniff]

Get into the hallway.

You walk into the hallway.

A man armed with a 44. aims it straight at you.

"You are from the town up the highway, yes?" You shake your head.

"The city then?" You nod.

"Speak up, now. Here is a yes or no question. Did you meet with the tribals that are squatting on my land and are worshiping heathenish gods?"

What do you say?

[Demonic Spoon]

"Briefly yes."

[Fniff]

"Briefly yes."

"Briefly?" He asks, slightly tightening the handle of the 44.

"Nevermind. Can you do me something? I need you to capture the Shaman of the tribe and the Chief's daughter. Kill the rest. I need the tribals for my experiments. I will give you a pre-apocalypse machine gun for your troubles, and I will let you use it for the mission." The Man says. "Call me Doctor for now if you need a name for me."

[Demonic Spoon]

"Sure thing doc."

[FuzzyZergling]

"Sure thing, Doctor."

Always be polite to people holding guns.

[Fniff]

"Sure thing doc."

He goes into the sitting room briefly and gets you a machine gun!

Dun da dun dun!

It's very nice. He also hands you 5 clips.

"Want to hear something interesting? From my multiple studies on the tribals, they seem to worship an entity known as Givva, and another one called Onlyaou. They seem to be based off a pre-apocalypse advertising campaign. The Onlyaou is based off a bear called "Smokey" who said you should prevent forestfires. Givva is based off an anti-pollution Owl who said "If you don't give a hoot, whooooo will?" interesting facts, eh?" You guess that doc does not like these tribals. You wonder why.

"Sure thing, Doctor."

Always be polite to people holding guns.

Even if they ask you to do genocide.

[Demonic Spoon]

I knew it! They were saying we were their god! Oh well, go murder them all except he ones he said to keep alive.

[quip]

I knew it! They were saying we were their god! Oh well, go murder them all except he ones he said to keep alive.

While killing them, make comments like 'I knew you were going to worship me! Oh well, some crazy doctor gave me a machine gun to murder you so who cares!'

[arcadia]

Please also consider sounding out the following line to accompany the rat-ta-tat-tat of your machine gun.

"Say hello to my little friend!"

[Fniff]

I knew it! They were saying we were their god! Oh well, go murder themm all except he ones he said to keep alive.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

 Sorry about that, I was meeting a family member.

You go back to the forest, and search through it.

Nothing seems to pop up. The shrines you previously saw are now desecrated, with more demonic features added to the Owl Ranger.

Worrying.

[quip]

Go insane, shoot everything that move, bar ourselves of course.

[Fniff]

Go insane, shoot everything that move, bar ourselves of course.

You think of doing that, but you remember you have to kill those tribals.

[Fniff]

So... Cold...

Come on, forum game! Don't die on me!

I can... I can see a tunnel of light...It's so--

COME ON! Don't die on me! I won't let you die! Scavenger Tale...? Scavenger? Buddy? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Demonic Spoon]

Look for tracks left behind by the tribal people, to follow. But first! Get yourself a awesome hat, again!

[Phantom]

You know, we could double cross the guy by using the tribals to get even more stuff.