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[quip]

CELEBRATE!

[Fniff]

You do the silliest jig in the entire world. You are interrupted by a explosion. It appears that your legs are gone.

[quip]

Check to see if the BOOMFERNATOR was damaged in the exsplosion.

[Fniff]

Most of your items seem fine. A few are a little singed, but you can live with that. Your legs are still gone, though.

[quip]

Look for whoever blew our legs of so rudely.

[Fniff]

It was actually a shell from a mortar. You realize you haven't filled your quota of screaming in pain, so you do.

"Jesus Christ, calm down!" Liv slaps you across the face, just when you were ending your quota.

"I wonder if I could help." Ben seems to concentrate, and suddenly insect-like legs come out of the open wounds. You debate whether or not to keep these legs.

[FuzzyZergling]

Good enough.
Now, get in the APC.

[Fniff]

You shrug, and skitter off to the APC. You get in, and start it up. You drive towards a highway exit.

*

Two hours later.

"Hey, I am bored. Let's tell some jokes!" Nira smiles. "A man walks up to a woman, and plunges a knife into her. He then moves around the knife, making little patterns, blood gushing all over the place. The man finally gorges out her eyes." Nira is trying not to burst out laughing.

"I know an OK joke. What's a lawyer buried up to his neck in sand? Not enough sand!" Ben chuckles.

"This psychotherapist sets up his office, and gets this guy to put the title of his job on his door's window. After a while, he doesn't get any patients. A few women occasionally look at his door, and then walk off. He walks out and checks the window. Due to a lack of space, instead of saying "Psychotherapist" it says 'Psycho The Rapist'!" Liv grins ear to ear.

What joke will you say?

[Fniff]

Well, this is necroing, so... Ah, the hell with it.

Thread, I command thy to live!

[quip]

"What do you call a man who doesn't desire a BOOMFERNATOR? Anyone other than me!"

[Fniff]

"...That was worse then Nira's joke!" Liv laughs.

It is now night. There is a full moon. The highway is gone now, and you are driving on a dirt road. You hear a howl.

"Yay! Something fun to kill!" Nira takes up her anti-material rifle and shoots at a very suspicious looking shadow. The shadow howls. You can now see it looks vaguely humanoid. It's now running towards the APC.

[quip]

Sigh, then set the thing on fire when it gets close. Tell Ben and Liv to fight it.

[Fniff]

You set the creature on fire, but it doesn't stop!

"Liv, kill that fucking thing! You too Ben!" You shout. Suddenly, Liv grabs the wheel and the vehicle slams into the creature for 120 damage!

You continue on your way. You come across a church.

[quip]

Walk into it, telling the others to try not to shoot,, kill, unkill, stare at, analyze or even interact with anything until you say so, or it attacks.

[Fniff]

You go in, and it's a ruined normal church.

Hey, what was that? Something just sped passssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

A man with a mellow expression walks up to you. He is wearing a slick suit and fedora, both are red.

"I haven't seen a human face in a while. Good evening, or afternoon, or possibly morning. I'm Warp. See you then." The man smiles, and then time suddenly speeds up again.


sssssssssed you!

What the hell just happened?