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Quick! Change the subject!

[FuzzyZergling]

"Ike's Creek? That be a nice place, hey?"

My Redneck sucks.

[Fniff]

"You better touch up on yo redneck, son. Anyway, Ike's Creek is a nice place, nice people, nice buildings, hell, the only problem is the damn 'spawn."

[quip]

Offer to take care of the 'spawn'.

Yep, thats right. Before he tells us what it is. Jumping into situations head first is fun!

[Fniff]

"Well, alright. You can take on the Starspawn of Cthulu." He smiles. "But first, the tournée of the town."

[quip]

Follow the creepy guy I can't understand! I think he's a tour guide! Thats all I heard anyway! What was that about Cuthulu?! Whatever! At this rate Niva'll probably eat it after Ben gets killed again and Liv traumatises it! And we'll burn some stuff to! Yay! Does anyone even have a clue what we're doing anymore?!

[FuzzyZergling]

Yes, follow Redneck Man.

[Fniff]

OCC: Sorry about that fellas, had to do something for a while.

You follow the redneck guy into a deep dark swamp.

Suddenly, the car gets turned over.

"Y'all idiots!" The redneck shouts before pulling a gun on you! Suddenly, several fish-like people come out of the swamp!

"Swamp Deep Ones, shoulda known..."  Liv mutters.

"Deep ones?" You ask.

"Imagine a fish and a human having sex. Deep ones are the result." Liv mutters.

Time to attack!

[quip]

Deep ones meet MAH BOOMFERNATOR!
          __________________
         |Onwards! To victory!|
         \/
¬_[*^*]_/


I don't know why I made that. I just did.

[Fniff]

You use Boomfernator! You. Burn. EVERYTHING. It does 93 damage!

The Deep Ones bite! It does 33 damage to Nira!

[FuzzyZergling]

Gun bash time!

[Fniff]

You use Gun Bash! You hit the enemy with your trusty gun! It does 54 damage!

YOU HAVE WON THE BATTLE!

Well, that's all the Deep Ones dead. Now the Redneck is standing there, looking worried.

"Well...I'm deeply sor--" You grab him and nail him to a tree.

Select which character will torture the crap out of him!

Ben
Sam
Liv
Niva

[quip]

Hrm... Liv would make the most moral sense since he'd simpily talk... But Niva would be the funniest from my sick point of view... So... I vote Liv, since Niva probobly would kill him before talking.

[Fniff]

"Liv, you go and torture him."You say to Liv.

"You'll never make me talk, you fucker. I have pledged my life to lord Cthulu, Ia Ia Cthulu Fraghten!" The Redneck shouts.

"Give me four hours, and I'll make him explain everything." Liv smiles.

*

Two hours later...

The Redneck is violently sobbing and trying to claw out his eyes.

"Man, does it pay to have that degree. Mother, turns out you were wrong when you said it was useless."Liv mutters.

[quip]

Find out what he said. Also ask Liv if he wants to finish of the guy or just leave him.