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[Fniff]

Niva uses Cruor In Telum! She becomes the Tech Demon Graahl'Aha, and her rifle becomes her arm! She fires off massive grenades at the enemy! It does 40 damage!

One of the spirits possesses you quickly, and shakes you around! It does 84 damage!

[FuzzyZergling]

HP level?

[Fniff]

The rest of the team is 100, you are 16!

[FuzzyZergling]

Fashion a wall out of scrap to protect ourselves!

[Fniff]

You form a wall of scrap! It will take damage for two turns!

[Hubris Incalculable]

Find RELIGIOUS (looking) SYMBOLS and cast EXORCISM!

[Fniff]

You find a funny shaped rock! It does 6 damage!

You use Turkey Gun! You stuff your gun with gunpowder, and fire! It does 71 damage! You win the battle!

Party has gained a level!

Liv is now Therapeutic Badass, from Student Steven Seagal!

Niva is now Scizo Toddler, from Barely Sociopathic Baby!

Sam is now Grave Robber, from Lowly Vulture!

Ben is now Necromantic Meanie, from Newly Dead!

Make one new power for each party member!

[FuzzyZergling]

Liv: Emotional Beatdown

Niva: Demonic Influence

Sam: Gun Bash

Ben: Immortal Soul

...That's all I got.

[Fniff]

Alright, thanks!

Dun dah dah dun dun, daah daah daaaaaah!

YOU ARE AT: LEVEL TWO!

Ben looks around.

"Why do I suddenly feel stronger--" Suddenly, his skin messily becomes armor plated.

"Oh, cool!" He shouts, and then his skin turns back.

"Well, I guess we should get in the car." Liv notes.

"..." Niva smiles. "I heard them all scream in pain and come into me. They are me now."

Liv grabs your geiger counter and checks Niva. The gieger counter makes a ton of noise, and then it suddenly stops and reads "TOO MUCH RADIATION, INTERFERING WITH ELECTRONICS!"

"Damn, I guess demons count as radiation possessed spirits." You say.

[quip]

Onwwards! For great effect!

[Fniff]

TO THE ONWARDSSSSS

*

You are driving into the north. A sign probably read the state name, but now it says "SWAMPS STAY AWAY".

You suddenly have this stuck in your head.

Suddenly, Niva screams.

"What!? What is it?" Liv jumps.

"Oh, sorry. Just all the voices screamed at the same time. They do that." Niva smiles a creepy smile.

[quip]

Onwards! But in a more carefull, creepded out horror movie way rather than whistiling cowboy movie theme tunes as we burn stuff way.

[Fniff]

You drive carefully along the abandoned highway.

The highway around here is overgrown. Trees are sprouting from cars, plants from tarmac. You have to drive carefully to avoid the trees and such.

"Hey, Y'all there! You look like you from the badlands! What's your taking?" A sudden southern voice says. You look around. There is a man beside your vehicle, wearing a fedora and wielding a 44. magnum.

[quip]

...
I'm sorry?
Um...
Make small talk?


I didn't understand a word he just said. But he looks like some sort of crazy badass type so...
Lets be polite.

[Fniff]

You take out your book English To Redneck and Vice Versa.

He just said how are you.

"Ahem... Hi, cousin', what you doing? Where we be at, y'all?" You ask.

"Well, you be in the swamp! I just came here from Ike's Creek a few miles as the crow' flies, as the Roamins' said." He points straight ahead.

"Hello. I like imagining you being skinned alive!" Niva says.

"Well, you gotta cute youngin' over there. What's she saying? I don't really understand the accent of you city boys." The Redneck says.