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[Demonic Spoon]

That is indeed the best hat ever.

[Fniff]

She takes her turn!

She says that life is meaningless and that you are a pawn in a game of incredibly unbelievable chess that is soon to be abandoned in stalemate!

-37 sanity to you!

There is no God.

[Demonic Spoon]

"Can't we talk about this? And I'm not a man, I'm a little girl like you! And that is the most awesome hat EVAR! SQUEEE!"

[Fniff]

"We are talking about this! We are psychologically damaging each other until one decides to commit suicide!"

You convince her that she is dead and everyone she ever loved is dead!

-57 sanity lost!

"Oh God, what are you!?" She puts the gun in her mouth, and she clicks back the hammer...

You instinctively knock the gun out of her hands.

"..." She then grabs your shoulder and cries onto it.

[Demonic Spoon]

Comfort our fellow little girl. Ask her where she got that awesome hat.

[Fniff]

"Aw, there there. Where did you get that awesome hat?" You ask, cooing. Suddenly, she stops crying.

She looks up, and you are suddenly propelled against the wall! You take 52 damage, leaving you with 48 HP!

"THAT IS NO BUSINESS OF YOURS, MORTAL." A very obviously inhuman voice comes from her mouth. Suddenly, she screams and takes her gun.

"DIE DIE DIE YOU VOICE!" She screams while firing at empty air. Suddenly, Ben comes up.

"The fuck is going--" Suddenly, his arm gets shot off. Eldritch energy pulses through his body, and his arm regrows.

"....I am pretty sure that has never happened before." He says.

[Demonic Spoon]

Comfort the girl. Confiscate her rifle. Call for a medic. Examine her hat for evil spirits.

[Fniff]

"Hey, don't worry, you are totally fucking psychotic..." You murmur sweet nothings to her. You then take away her rifle, but then she grabs it back.

"It's the only protection from the voices!" She yells. You sigh, and call for Liv.

"What the hell. Anyway, what do you need me for?" He asks.

"Just psychoanalyze her or whatever!" You yell.

"Alright, alright." He walks over to the little girl.

"Hi, I am a doctor. We are just gonna walk into a room and talk for a little bit. No guns, just talking." Liv smiles. The girl looks at him unhappily, but goes along with it.

Just before she leaves, you take her hat. She protests, but you say you'll give it back. It appears to be as normal as any other best hat ever. You give it back.

Ben is still pulsing with Eldritch Energy.

"What the hell is wrong with me?" He asks.

[Demonic Spoon]

"Someone or something just made you look more awesome is all. You should be grateful. I suppose you might also havd some awesome powers now or something. Man, some people have all the luck."

Look see if there might be another awsome hat around here somewhere. If no then look for wool and some knitting needles, make your own hat of awesome.

[Fniff]

"Yeah, I guess I am awesome." He smiles and leans on a wall. Suddenly, it turns into a portal and he flies into it!

He comes out a couple of seconds later, looking scared.

"Right, I'll give it two years, then I'll try and touch something again."

You look around for an awesome hat.

Yay! Big win!

You wear it on top of your gasmask.

[quip]

Celebrate the abundance of awesome hats.

[Fniff]

You had thought that most of those hats were gone! YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

You do a nice little jig.

Liv comes out of the room.

"Well, she seems fine. Seems. Mostly, she is completely traumatized by the fact her entire family died in front of her, so now she obsessively kills anyone who comes near. Oh, and she is also possessed by every demon ever." He says.

[Fniff]

Oh, yeah. If anyone wants to, you can post a drawing or MS paint doodle of the Scavenger Tale, or, if you wanna, make a spy mission cover. Just post it to my email, Fniff1@gmail.com, and if I like it, I'll print it out and sign it with my username and maybe put a few doodles on it.

Things that can be accepted: Team poses, specific scenes, short fanfictions with pictures (No erotic fanfiction. It's bad enough with serious works. Though...I don't like the idea of Ben trying to have sex with anything, considering the whole "Being Possessed By Horrifying Forces" thing. Who knows what will happen.) and maybe pictures of what you consider the boomfernator to look like.

[quip]

Quick! Someone write a poorly spelled and thought up errotic fan-fiction of this ignoring the fact that Scavenger Tale has in it: One old physciatrist badass, one cazy seven year old girl (possesed by EVERY DEMON EVER!), one dead guy (with dark powers), a (presumably male, was gender ever mentioned?) main character who has ridiculously big pockets and an obssesion with fire! Don't forget the mad doctor who got killed! Or the tribals! Or that town we totally forgot about but now I've just remembered! Or the Lovecraftian horrors! Or the hideously deformed mutants! Or the guy we got the second BOOMFERNATOR from!

I don't think anyones going to write errotic fan fiction about the characters in this. The BOOMFERNATOR on the other hand... 

[Fniff]

Hey, now. You gotta protect against these things.