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[Fniff]

"...Swordfish?"

"Wrong! Try again!" He yells.

"Please?" Ben says.

"...Goddammit." He mutters, and walks away. You go through the exit!

You are back at the garage. Liv is standing there, looking bored. He suddenly jumps in surprise.

"Where the fuck have you been? And who is this Sweden-y guy!?" He shouts.

[FuzzyZergling]

"I got caught in a metaphysical trap and beat a spirit to death with scrap metal.
This is Ben, he's dead, or something. He came out of a candle."

[quip]

TOWARDS THE EXIT!


_{Why do I always use caps lock?}

Maybe it is from Zombie Guardsmen?

I doubt it, I haven't been lurking there since a lack of any Warhammer knowldege other than 'Space Marines are humans in robot combat armour' has put me of trying to read it.

[Fniff]

"I got caught in a metaphysical trap and beat a spirit to death with scrap metal.
This is Ben, he's dead, or something. He came out of a candle."

"That wouldn't make sense to anyone but me." Liv notes.

"Hi Ben." Liv says.

"Hello Liv." Ben sighs.

[Fniff]

Hello? Has this thread entirely dead?

[FuzzyZergling]

"It makes sense to you? Has something like that happened to you before?"

[Fniff]

"It makes sense to you? Has something like that happened to you before?"

"Well, consider this. On a weekly basis, I deal with dark gods rising from the earth, humans who have never seen the sunlight and live in caves, horrifying creatures that should never exist on Earth, things that should never exist existing, and a large amount of other things that could not exist without humanity falling. Spirits and such are the things that make me smile with optisism." Liv explained.

Ben then looks at both of you.

"Well...Since I got nothing else to do...I guess I'll stay with you guys for now."

YOU HAVE GAINED A NEW PARTY MEMBER!

Ben: An undead Swedish guy, who uses Eldritch powers to do his bidding. 50 HP.

If you want to see a character, say show character *name*.

[FuzzyZergling]

Remember what we were doing before the metaphysical trap happened.

[quip]

Show character *Liv*?

[Fniff]

Remember what we were doing before the metaphysical trap happened.

We were getting gas.

Show character *Liv*?

Liv: Badass incarnate. 100 HP. Powers:

Liv uses Psychological Warfare! Liv tells the enemy that he is on the wrong side, and everyone he killed was innocent! The enemy screams and claws at his face!

Liv uses Lobotomy Machine! Liv tells the enemy that the enemy's problems are routed in his own subconscious, so he'll have to get a lobotomy! The enemy lies down and gets a makeshift Lobotomy.

Liv uses Suppressed Memories! Liv makes up Some random memories of horror, and then suggests the enemy should commit suicide!

Ben's Ablities:

Ben uses Lucifer's Guidance. He suddenly becomes Lucifer and forces all his evil energy into the spirit.

Benjamin uses Unknowable Undead Powers! A cloud of darkness irradiates from him, and goes straight into the enemy.

Benjamin uses Horror Assault! He chants an old religious chant, and suddenly, you are speeding along a tunnel filled with horrifying creatures!  You hear the enemy scream in pain, and you are brought back to reality!

[quip]

Get gas, show character... Sam?( I think that was our name anyway...)

[Fniff]

It was our name.

Sam: A middle man. 70 HP.

Powers:You use Turkey Gun! You take out your Trusty Gun, fill it with tons of gunpowder, and fire!

You use Scavenger Mayhem! You toss useless item after useless item at the enemy!

You use Boomfernator! You. Burn. EVERYTHING.

[quip]

Hrmm lets see... Abilities... Objective...
Where were we?
Ah, yes get the BIG BOOK OF TRAPS (which started the metaphysical trap section in the first place) and... What was there again?
Ah, yes.
GET. THE. GAS. FOR. THE. BOOMFERNATOR. SO. WE. CAN. BURN. EVERYTHING.

[Fniff]

You get the book. It is just this sentence repeated over and over again:

"How the hell did you get back from the spirit world?"

You get some gas, fill up the car and the BOOMFERNATOR. Liv gets into Driver's Seat, you are on the BOOMFERNATOR and Ben is shotgun.

You drive off in search of adventure!

*

Two hours later.

You are tired. Ben and Liv are too. What do you do?

[FuzzyZergling]

Look at surroundings.